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Best Snapple

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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
what is the best snapple ever?
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Jun 23 2004 9:11PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
didnt know guys drank snapple, gatorade is where its at




I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

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Jun 23 2004 9:13PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
i fancy snapplapple

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Jun 23 2004 9:16PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
kiwi strawberry of course.


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Jun 23 2004 9:22PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
grapeade.... definitly grapeade
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Jun 23 2004 9:32PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
that banana stuff. it had some weird name i forgot it though.



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Jun 23 2004 9:32PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
regular is the best. but i prefer snappleapple when i'm high for some reason.





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Jun 23 2004 9:39PM
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MtHoodCork9
Posts: 494 - Karma: -4
regular with lemon


$$NWFT$$
Jun 23 2004 9:43PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
i like the diet peach iced tea... or lemonade


'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
Jun 23 2004 9:52PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
raspberrype@ch nikka
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STENCIL KREW
Jun 23 2004 10:00PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
pink lemonade



French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Jun 23 2004 10:00PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
new super sour lemonade

ok
Jun 23 2004 10:04PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
kiwi strawberry
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Jun 23 2004 10:33PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
grapeaid is really good iced tea is always a winner as well
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Jun 23 2004 10:36PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
i could live on pink lemonade



French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Jun 23 2004 10:44PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
ewe, haterade...its all about the rasberry iced tea baby





I dont want a large Farva!

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Jun 24 2004 12:46AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
I drink the diet lemon ice tea



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jun 24 2004 12:50AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
strawberry kiwi....mmmm


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 24 2004 12:52AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
wtf is snapple?
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 24 2004 9:44AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
^ hahahhaha

try snapple.com
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Jun 24 2004 10:18AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Mango Madness is pretty good...

Motherfuckers...
Jun 24 2004 11:22AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
SUPER SOUR lemonade?!?!? gotta get me some of that shit.
Jun 24 2004 11:54AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
strawberry kiwi!!!!
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Jun 24 2004 12:41PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
cat piss!

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jun 24 2004 1:04PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
peach is good neow





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Jun 24 2004 3:10PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
Snapple supports the search and seisure of marijuana crops.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 24 2004 3:22PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
dude, strawberry kiwi, its soo good, and the color is so.......pink.




'studies show that 95.83% of child molestors are gay'
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Jun 24 2004 9:05PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i like the iced tea with lemon (i get it every time i go to quiznos subs) or the Lime Green Tea is super
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time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas
Jun 24 2004 9:38PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
snapple apple.
Jun 24 2004 9:41PM
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dave_euler
Posts: 1699 - Karma: 391
kiwi strawberry is the shit
Jun 24 2004 9:42PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
word i would take strawberry kiwi any day and i also get free snapple caps from my neighbor so that i might win something cool.lasti won a cool snapple bowling ball. for sending in two hundred caps
Jun 24 2004 10:02PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
when i went to colorado with my mom, we got four cases of diet peach snapple cause my mom is fat. it was yumlishious.
Jun 25 2004 7:59AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
snapricot
Jun 25 2004 9:22AM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
rasberry tea or mango madness
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Jun 25 2004 9:27AM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
kiwi strawberry or fruit punch
Jun 25 2004 10:43AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
kiwi strawberry




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 25 2004 11:31AM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
peach tea, mango madness or fruit punch, if you can find it.
Jun 25 2004 1:14PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
oooo snapple
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 26 2004 7:05PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
peach iced tea.. diet bitches

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 26 2004 7:22PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
The best snapple is Mango Madness, Mangos are the best.
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Jun 27 2004 11:33AM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
all you mango madness peoples dont know what your talking about, its KEWI STRAWBERRY!




huck something
Jun 27 2004 11:35AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
spell kiwi right

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
Jun 27 2004 12:52PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
peach iced tea!


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Jun 27 2004 3:03PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
pink lemonade.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Jun 27 2004 4:02PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
im more of a fan of sobe, i dont really like snapple
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Jun 27 2004 4:10PM
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mIxtress
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
i'm a sobe fan as well. but if i'm in a snapple mood strawberry kiwi is where it's at.
...taste the rainbow
Jun 27 2004 5:03PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
1. kiwi strawberry
2. lemonade
Jun 27 2004 5:15PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
^right on.



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Jun 27 2004 5:20PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
fuckin sobe
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 28 2004 1:17PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
snapple is the original and king
_________________________________________
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Jun 28 2004 3:57PM
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