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call me another lazy american but...
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i really want toothpaste that dispenses like hand soap. no caps to fuck with, just push down on the head and hold your toothbrush under the spout.
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they have it
-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-
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Recipe for making an ass of yourself:
1. Become as gay as possible.
2. Try to fit in.
3. Drink the bong water.
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You know, it always annoyed me how toothpaste does that buildup thing on the cap of the tube. I just never took it the extra step to think up a solution.
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thats why u never close the cap, just always leave it open, and there wont be any buildup, or just wipe it off with a kleenex.
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yes lazyness is a bad but easy habbit, but toothpaste should just like come out the wall at the touch of a buttin, u should also be able to change the channel on tv or surf the net by thinkin about it how sweet would that be, or like have robots do everything
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
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meh, just don't brush your teeth. I'm delaying goin to bed just because I'm too lazy to get up and brush my teeth, and then fall in bed.
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patj
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hey PJO, thats what mouthwash is for. then you just brush really well the next morning. haha, gross
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meh, my parents threw away my mouthwash because 'the alcohol in it gave me cancer'. What the fuck is that about... now my mouth is rampid with gingavitis because I need the alcohol, flossing takes too much time damnit!
'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women
'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.
patj
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my god my little brother (12) is particularly uninterested in dental hygene. his teeth resemble rotten piano keys that have been marinated in the swamps of mordor. he's twelve he seems to have developed an interest in girls, you'd think that this would go hand in hand with good grooming. the kid drinks fuckin slice right from the 2 liter though.
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they should invent a mouthwash that actually cleans your teeth to, not just kill bacteria...that way a couple swigs and no need to brush.....as a solution to your problem, just go out and buy the brush where you can fill the handle with toothpaste, then with a simple squeez it comes right out in the bristles.
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lazy american
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me gusta cabeza
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ahahahaha....it only takes like 3min
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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i love being lazy
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