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im gonna be on the news

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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yeah i was riding my bike up to the school to get my test scores and news channel 6 asked to interview me about a kid in my english class who accidently killed his cousin..yup im on right now
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 22 2004 9:50PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
those fuckin niggers cut me out of the 11 oclock news...oh well i was on the 6
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 22 2004 9:52PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
nice job i guess
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Jun 22 2004 9:53PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
five0 is famous!!!!!!can i have your autograph?



I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire
Jun 22 2004 9:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i wanna be on live TV someday, just so i can piss the fuck out of people.
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Reagan's Body Dies

In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
Jun 22 2004 10:48PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Whats ur address, i will send u a medal.




Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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Jun 23 2004 12:38AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
One of my freinds was on the local news this week because she was playing for a ska band at this festival. Dammit, where's my fifteen minutes? WHERE ARE THEY?!?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Jun 23 2004 12:43AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
my pic was in a newspaper once for doing a gainer off of a diving board.




Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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Jun 23 2004 12:45AM
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ViperSki
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ive been on the news twice. one was about skiing and the other was about the collegiate track finals. so can i have my cookie now?


Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Jun 23 2004 1:12AM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
if i had a prize i would give it 2 u

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High North session 4

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
Jun 23 2004 1:13AM
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IrishDrink87
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i win. ive been on the news two times, and in a commercial. lol, it was when i was 6, for a safety commercial about halloween. they played it for 7 years in a row before they made another one. haha
for the news, i was on a toy run with my dads hog group when i was younger and the news saw me cause i was like, the only kid there.(even though it was for kids. haha) and the other one was about how that tv show 'sority life' from mtv was ruining my town. davis was where season one was taped.





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 23 2004 1:25AM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
yea i remember that irish, ive been past that house a couple of time (i have friends that go to school there)


Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Jun 23 2004 1:35AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
like, one episode was cool, cause i was like, 'whats up! i get my nails done there too! i eat there too! tight...' but then its like, jesus, they are representing davis here. our town doesnt suck THAT badly...





I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
Jun 23 2004 2:17AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
your famous irish

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 23 2004 9:13AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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over the winter the news crew filmed me and my friends playing hockey for a commercial... i thought it was cool.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 23 2004 9:21AM
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jksl
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i was on Dan Eagan's Wild World of Winter like two years ago, in a thing about camps in whistler, i did a cork 7...it was cool

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Jun 23 2004 10:22AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Your Famous!!





FARP




''i smoke herb and rock a turbin''-Public_Maverick
Jun 23 2004 10:26AM
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R.Fahey
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please lord forgive me for that.


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Jun 23 2004 11:32AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^exploitation of the physically and mentally handicapped..shame shame shame...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 23 2004 11:43AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
my school was on MADE by MTV and i was ON.




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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jun 23 2004 11:45AM
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Ski-hobo
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holy shit that picture is funny

Jun 23 2004 11:47AM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
yeah five0, i realized i exploited the mentally handicapped, so if you would read what i wrote under the picture......... it truly shows that i DO have a heart!


CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
Jun 23 2004 11:50AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^i did read the comment
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 23 2004 11:51AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
god told me to do it...to shame you into never doing it again....
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 23 2004 11:52AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
My friend was on girls gone wild...


thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 23 2004 11:55AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i was on the cover page of the white rock paper a few years ago... i was thunder spiking a volley ball at the beach. some photographer took some photos, and lo and behold, COVER PAGE! i also had a fridge photo in freeze back in 99 or 2000... it was the issue with seth riding the avy out of global storming on the cover... im way famous.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jun 23 2004 11:55AM
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R.Fahey
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My freind, Tad Feiss (FPman on NS) won the 'Check out this Gnarly Injury Contest' a few Freeze issues ago. it was rad.


CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
Jun 23 2004 12:00PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
yay i got in the freezer too

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
-Aesop Rock
Jun 23 2004 1:11PM
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*ELLA*
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i've been on the news tons of times...... i dont see why its such a big deal
~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
Jun 23 2004 7:41PM
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albatross.
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i was on citytv news doing rails at cypress while some random reporter talked about skiers taking it to the next level 'By bonking the rails like a pro to get into the olympics' I suppose i will be bonking rails for gold in 2010.
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Jun 23 2004 8:16PM
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skiierman
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jaa, ah wuz in da news once too. dey where doin' uh part on why our hood iz so dangerous an' ghetto an' ah wuz in it cuz ah wuz da most ghetto person around, dat makes me da most famous person on Newschoolers.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 23 2004 8:25PM
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