I agree they are quite humorous, 50 percent chance they are true.
I have never once worn khakis and a tie to a house party or a bar. I believe you are referring to the Southern tradition of dressing up for football games which is fucking baller. A tall tee, dirty pants, and a pair of fresh nike dunks is also not "looking good". Whenever I go out to a party I expect to get a little dirty, someone spilling beer on me, spilling beer on myself, even a beer shower out of a beer can. But spitting beer in peoples faces is a little overboard.
You said you wanted to go to a party like that, they were allowing people to drink other peoples piss. Thats fucking dirty, which is why you would like it so much.
The party isn't ICKY getting beer spit on me is. Just because she goes home with me and not you does not make her a slut. Given the opportunity to lose your virginity im sure you would go home with a slut anyway. I have no STDs because I don't sleep with whores. Theres a difference between a whore and girl who just wants some good dick.
Your final statement is proof that skiers on this website for the most part are some of the most judgmental people I have ever encountered while putting on a front of being laid back and cool kids.
I just think your jealous because you see a party with a bunch of friends having a blast with a shit load of sexy girls, and your coping mechanism is to label all the guys "douche bags" because they dress nice and the girls "whores" because they would rather get drunk with said "douche bags" than grimeballs like yourself.