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Dear guys of NS,

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Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
Do you have that one pair of boxers where your dick accidentally falls out the hole in the front (all the time)? Fuck that is the most uncomfortable feeling ever.

Wondering if this is just me...
Feb 2 2011 12:48AM
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bryansbryan
Posts: 645 - Karma: 7
you're a fucking moron.
Feb 2 2011 12:49AM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
the fuck?
Feb 2 2011 12:50AM
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DirtyDiabetic
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
its not just you. however im gonna disagree with you on the comfort level. when your dick falls out and you're wearing athletic shorts, shit feels soo nice
Feb 2 2011 12:50AM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
i hate you with a passion
Feb 2 2011 12:52AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
They're the same brand, but one pair in particular does have this problem.
Feb 2 2011 12:52AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
haha ive had this issue so many times, stop being a bitch bryan.
Feb 2 2011 12:53AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
yes, I have this problem with one pair of boxers, whats the worst time this happened though?

skiing pow and i forgot to do up my fly. the. worst. feeling. ever.
Feb 2 2011 12:54AM
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Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
well it was the worst with these jeans i was wearing, I swore i was going to get a rash of some sort. wasnt feeling too great.
Feb 2 2011 12:58AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
i had those with pj pants that i would where to school and my dick would fall out all the time prob half my high school saw my dick.
Feb 2 2011 1:01AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
you are a waste of a human life
Feb 2 2011 1:05AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
the sad story of my friend:
backflip on trampoline in athletic shorts -> fly to his ankles -> dick flies out defective boxers -> lulz
Feb 2 2011 1:07AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
did i studder
Feb 2 2011 1:07AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
i did for get to put it was for a day.
Feb 2 2011 1:08AM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
i read you loud and clear, bossman.
Feb 2 2011 1:09AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
are you drunk every time you come on here? none of your posts make any sense
Feb 2 2011 1:10AM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
please take your trolling elsewhere.
Feb 2 2011 1:10AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
only for a day and yes
Feb 2 2011 1:11AM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
that just means you're dick is small..
Feb 2 2011 1:12AM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
shhh ;)
Feb 2 2011 1:13AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
your*, for fuck sake
Feb 2 2011 1:13AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
wut
Feb 2 2011 1:14AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
does anyone searchbar?
Feb 2 2011 1:14AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
god learn to read, i had pj pants with no buttons on the crotch, same with the boxers i had on. my dick kept falling out. after that happend i never put those boxers on with those pj pants, we good?
Feb 2 2011 1:16AM
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Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
You're the first to complain.
Feb 2 2011 1:16AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
wut
Feb 2 2011 1:17AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I have one pair that it always happens with. It's so annoying of I'm gonna be changing and I don't want my dick hanging out
Feb 2 2011 1:18AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
2 phone calls....
Feb 2 2011 1:18AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
honestly though, who would searchbar this?
Feb 2 2011 1:19AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
honestly, why the fuck would anyone searchbar for a thread about this...
Feb 2 2011 1:20AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
one to AA, the other to Intervention America. i would call them now if i was you...
Feb 2 2011 1:22AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Happens all the time.
Feb 2 2011 1:42AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Yeah.

This one time, I was at a no-pants party, and my penis flopped out cause I didn't button the hole shut.


I was embarrassed.


Feb 2 2011 1:48AM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
YES.

And what's more embarrassing is that it's my xbox boxer briefs I bought from walmart.

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Feb 2 2011 1:50AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
word.
Feb 2 2011 1:53AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Two pairs, they are always the last two pairs ill wear, only if all my other are dirty
both from Joseph Banks too
Feb 2 2011 1:56AM
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wells11490
Posts: 19 - Karma: 9
You must have a tiny dick bro.. everyone has that one pair of boxers that lets it fly
Feb 2 2011 2:01AM
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quaive
Posts: 1055 - Karma: 99
always happens. hate it. does not feel good when your dick rubs on the insides of a zipper.
Feb 2 2011 2:02AM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
you of all people to write that... ahaha
Feb 2 2011 2:08AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
:)

My roommate has a pair like this, he was dancing one morning because he got a good score on some test, his dick came out for a second, I said hello, then he blushed and ran back in his room
Feb 2 2011 2:17AM
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mistahfabbydavis
Posts: 216 - Karma: 15
ya gotta get the one's wit the button up front, cause this always happens when I'm wearing BBall shorts
Feb 2 2011 5:15AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
I had a pair like that. I then ripped a hole in the gootch so i had no choice but to dangle all day. Needless to say those are retired now. Its not bad with pants on but with shorts, no thank you
Feb 2 2011 9:39AM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
happens to me
Feb 2 2011 9:40AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
How nice of you
Feb 2 2011 9:48AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
it appears as if this has happened to everyone
Feb 2 2011 9:49AM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
Someone is all butthurt because their lil weiner isn't large enough to peek out his boxer frontsss.


In other news, I have also experienced OP's problem and it usually leads to LULZ.
Feb 2 2011 9:55AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
I've only ever seen people mistake "you're" for "your", never the other way around. Oh how the internet can still surprise these days.
Feb 2 2011 10:05AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
the internet has many possibilities.....
Feb 2 2011 10:07AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Do you call them Xboxers? Lolol. But seriously, walmart has the coolest boxers ever. I have a sick pair of spongebob boxers from there
Feb 2 2011 10:20AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
definitely have that one pair. the flap basically never closes because of how they came out of the package or the factory or something. i dont know why i havent thrown them out yet. pisses me off every god damn time.
Feb 2 2011 10:24AM
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