GAAAAHHHHHH FUCKING FUCK SHIT DAMN IDIOTS DOING FUCKING SHIT I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE DOING!!! DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D RATHER SEE THEM DO BUT LIKE SHIT THEY SHOULD BE DOING THAT. FUCK
TRIPLE CORKS LOOK LIKE REALLY NOT COOL EVENTHOUGH THEY'RE THE SICKEST THINGS EVER BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE STYLE AND SHIT BUT LIKE THEY SORTA DO
REMEMBER WHEN LIKE PEP AND LIKE ANDY DID 180'S WITH NO POLES HAHAH THAT WAS SO LEGENDARY FUCK ESPN STOLE THE MOVIES
SIMON DUMONT ISNT SICK HES JUST A BABY WHO CRIES BECAUSE HE'S A BABY AND HE'S SPONSORED BY TARGET WHICH SELLS STUFF FOR BABIES
OH SHIT SON HE GOT ROBBED. OH SHIT AND HE GOT ROBBED TOO. YEAH WELL WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING HIM AND HIM GET ROBBED, THIS OTHER GUY GOT ROBBED TOO AND APPARENTLY WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING ONE OTHER DUDE GOT ROBBED AS WELL BECAUSE HIS RUN WAS SICK BUT THE JUDGES WERE LIKE DUMB
SAL MASAKELA DOESNT EVEN PARTAKE IN WINTER ACTIVITIES, HE'S JUST FAMOUS BECAUSE HE HAS DREADS AND ESPN WONT GET SUED FOR RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
MIKE DOUGLAS SUCKS AT PARK AND HE SHOULD BE DOING OTHER LIKE SHITWHAT A SELLOUT HOMO
I HATE SHAUN WHITE BECAUSE GAPERS LIKE HIM AND MY FRIEND WHO WENT TO BRECK ONCE SAID SHAUN WAS MEAN TO SOMEONE IN THE LIFT LINE AND I WAS ALL LIKE "GO BACK TO YOUR PRIVATE HALFPIPE YOU KOOK" BUT I DIDNT SAY THAT BECAUSE I WASNT THERE AND MY FRIEND DIDNT SAY IT BECAUSE HE WAS WITH HIS DAD
oh and i'm better at skiing than everyone in the xgames, i can't believe they call themselves pros