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ThisAngelicRage
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first i'll say that i'm not trying to sound morbid with this thread. but i am hoping maybe someone has the answer. if you live in the city, and your pet dies, where does it go? I mean physically. I've always give in suburban or rural places where you either let the vet take care of it, or have a little burial. i'm sure you can call a vet in the cities and have them take it for you. but i don't think that's the case in most scenarios. so when you live in an urban place and your pet dies- what do you do with it?





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Jun 21 2004 1:30PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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completely random...but im sure if you lived in a city, you could just take it to the closest park and bury it, before someone called the police.
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Jun 21 2004 1:32PM
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squeakywaffle
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Hide it somewhere and wait for the entire place to smell like rotting corpse.
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Jun 21 2004 1:32PM
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nut
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it goes to the local chinese restaurant. come on, everybody knows that


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Jun 21 2004 3:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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incinerator is my guess
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Jun 21 2004 3:30PM
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Phrosty
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the vet.


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Jun 21 2004 3:31PM
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Geoffrey
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ummmmmm...take it to the vet


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Jun 21 2004 3:31PM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah im gunna have to say the local chinese restraunt



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Jun 21 2004 3:45PM
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EC-Tom
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i guess it all depends what pet you have, I mean, a goldfish you can toss in the toilet, a dog you can't (or can you) hehe
Jun 21 2004 3:54PM
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ScratchCobra66
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that would be weird, i know my toilet couldent handle a dog.




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Jun 21 2004 3:54PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Drop down a sewer Rats love that kinda treat!




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Jun 21 2004 4:00PM
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Jun 21 2004 4:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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it just seems like so many pets would be dying each day that the vets wouldn't have time to deal with dead animals






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Jun 21 2004 4:23PM
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hoodratz47
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sell it to a bum for money to fuel your child pornogrophy fetish


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Jun 21 2004 4:36PM
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Lateralis
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they just toss it in the dump


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Jun 21 2004 4:39PM
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Apple
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you could throw it in a river

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Jun 21 2004 5:07PM
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Jrich23
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Dog Food companies actually use dead pets/animals to make their dog food
Jun 21 2004 5:09PM
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R.Fahey
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^ Fuck, that means that dogs could be eating there family and friends and shit. like, my current dogs might be eating the daog i had a few years ago that died. wierd.


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Jun 21 2004 6:11PM
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Ski-hobo
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They go to a rendering plant. The bones and other tissue are made into glue and other products. Some cats are sold to scientific companies which are then shipped to school so kids can disect them in biology. Thats what I did.

Jun 21 2004 6:13PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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^^ You dissected a cat...? I think if your pet becomes roadkill then some dude picks it up, a city employee, or if you put it down the vet throws it in the dumpster.
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Jun 21 2004 6:57PM
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dspin7x
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Id just throw my dead dog out on the street..someon is bound to pick it up and throw it away from you. Or itll just decompose on its own after a few years.

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Jun 21 2004 7:07PM
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asac
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flush it down the toilet, doesn't matter if its a goldfish or st. bernard.





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Jun 21 2004 7:08PM
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garbage disposal..start with the tail
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Jun 21 2004 7:20PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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^ When I read your post I imagined me unclogging my toilet and finding it was blocked by a dead st.bernard. Somehow it wasn't a comforting thought.
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Jun 21 2004 7:22PM
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i imagine that you wouldnt be able to bury it. you probably just throw it in the nearest dumpster, and when the trash is collected it goes to the city dump... where the flies will eat it until it exists no more. :(



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Jun 21 2004 7:24PM
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1080tahoegirl
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in west sacramento there is a huge plant that is specifically there to burn animals (mostly dead cows and horses). They only burn at night too because alot of people complain about the horrible smell.
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Jun 21 2004 7:25PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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You put it on the sidewalk, position it like its licking its nuts. For kicks you can add a leash, maybe some doggles.





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Jun 21 2004 7:28PM
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IrishDrink87
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^^thats where all my animals went.





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Jun 21 2004 10:01PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, I disected a cat in biology.
Jun 21 2004 10:04PM
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Trash
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Put it on the sidewalk with a 'Free Cat' sign.

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Jun 21 2004 10:05PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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ooohh good thinkin, trash





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Jun 21 2004 10:08PM
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you can get your pets cremated, and you can choose to keep the ashes or just have the vet dispose of them. some friends of my family really loved their dog, so they got him cremated, then buried him in the backyard with a little stone memorial engraved with him name and some poem about dogs.


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Jun 21 2004 10:31PM
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strode
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you can also donate them to your local non-profit necrobeastiality chapter.



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Jun 22 2004 2:53AM
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Ski-hobo
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^hahaha, your a sick man
Jun 22 2004 2:54AM
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jtski
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no, to give you a serious answer..

they have village recycling centers like every 5 blocks. and they will give you like 20 dollars for your dog. it was a big problem becuase homeless people were killing peoples pets just to sell them. fucked up



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Jun 22 2004 10:38AM
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skifree919
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you could go half baked style and just put it under a tree in a planter. Hahahahhah that was so funny



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Jun 22 2004 12:26PM
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joshbryant
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My dad was a vet, and he used to pay me $75 to drive dead animals to the next county where the animal shelter would cremate them. It was some good, easy money.

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Jun 22 2004 12:37PM
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hoodratz47
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holy shit.. in bio we were disceting cats.. whichi is cool.. my freind found his cat... he had lost it aboutr 2 weeks before the class.. he was like.. crying his ass off.. he had to go home and get therapy


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Jun 22 2004 12:51PM
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thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

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Jun 22 2004 12:55PM
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Ski-hobo
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are you serious hoodratz? what a coinsidence.
Jun 22 2004 12:56PM
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