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If you could punch one historical figure square in the nuts

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theGURU
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or give them a straight shot to the baby-maker, who would you choose and why?

I would choose to punch Sarah Palin's mother directly in the womb.
I am so sick of this bitch, that I would travel back in time and punch her mom in the ovaries or her dad in the nuts before she could be birthed and her evil seed be spread upon this Earth.




Jan 28 2011 1:29PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
hitler because he didnt finish the job
Jan 28 2011 1:31PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

inb4 Hitler...

Wait - him

Jan 28 2011 1:31PM
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H8CH
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Dammmit!
Jan 28 2011 1:31PM
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dex.
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pwnt
Jan 28 2011 1:32PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
...Are you implying that Sarah Palin's mom is a "historical figure"?
Jan 28 2011 1:32PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Ahahahahhahhahhahahhahhaa.
Jan 28 2011 1:35PM
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Bar_Down
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i lol'd, but i dont think the mods will
Jan 28 2011 1:37PM
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TheQuailman
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George Wallace
Jan 28 2011 1:37PM
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Algebra
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george washington, for unkown reasons
Jan 28 2011 1:38PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Striaght up Pol Pot because he was a douche hole ass hat
Jan 28 2011 1:39PM
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MFM
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If Christopher Columbis was on NS he'd be some kid claiming 10 Jiberish outfits and shit.
Blowgun quickscope that bitch from the shore as he's rollin up
Jan 28 2011 1:40PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

wot
Jan 28 2011 1:43PM
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Milksteak
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....fuck she's stupid.
Jan 28 2011 1:52PM
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iSmokeweed
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Robert Oppenheimer....

way to fuck up the future, asshole!!!
Jan 28 2011 1:55PM
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andrew.
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joseph stalin cause fuck that guy
Jan 28 2011 2:53PM
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theGURU
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I could punch Sarah Palin in the womb, but that wouldn't prevent her from being born.

I want my punch to mean something, like a future with no Sarah Palin!


Jan 28 2011 3:18PM
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EAST~COAST
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who ever said that kids had to sit in school for 6 hours straight, i'd make that guys day 10x over
Jan 28 2011 3:21PM
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Anathema
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che guevara, just for inspiring a generation of COOL REBELLIOUS YARRRR FIGHT THE SYSTEM IM AN ANARCHIST THERE IS NO GOD FUCK AUTHORITY GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD IM AN ADULT STOP CONTROLLING ME BUT GIVE ME MONEY FOR THE MOVIES AND LET ME BORROW THE CAR AND BUY ME EXPENSIVE MATERIAL ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT STAY OUT OF MY LIFE CAUSE I HATE YOU kids
Jan 28 2011 3:38PM
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iggs
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abe lincoln because hes really tall and I bet he had a big dick that would be perfect for punching
Jan 28 2011 3:44PM
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AwR
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You just went from 0 to 10 karma points ha ha yes. I would do all of the same. Plus Earnest Fucking Che Guevara was not the nicest person cough killing his own people cough.
Jan 28 2011 3:45PM
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JamesR
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>Che Guevara

>anarchist
Jan 28 2011 3:50PM
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Evilchris
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Joesph, husband of Mary, The mother of Jesus.

It will answer MILLIONS of questions!
Jan 28 2011 3:50PM
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vailsux.com
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Be careful he fucked the shit out of bears, one time I heard he killed sensei in in dual and he never said why. Watch out, He'll kick you apart.



On topic: I would falcon punch Lindon B. Johnson straight in the nuts.
Jan 28 2011 3:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I didn't have you at zero, but you are most certainly at 10 after this one. Solid.
Jan 28 2011 3:58PM
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Mr.Luke
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ok guy who still says nuts
Jan 28 2011 4:01PM
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Style+eeze
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Benedict Arnold
Jan 28 2011 4:01PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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John Maynard Keynes
Jan 28 2011 4:46PM
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Tall_Paul
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Obama. Why? cause
Jan 28 2011 5:55PM
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thebeesknees
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10/10. this.
Jan 28 2011 5:59PM
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Bodhisattva
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Isn't she saying that after the Russians launched Sputnik, that they didn't get that far advanced....
So she's saying that we don't want a sputnik moment we want an even more revolutionary moment
Jan 28 2011 6:07PM
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JamesR
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lol
Jan 28 2011 6:10PM
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95959
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Nope....


Barack was saying when we realized that the USSR beat us to space with Sputnik, it was the final kick in the pants we needed to drive innovation and get us to the moon.

She's just incapable of seeing anything the man says as positive.
Jan 28 2011 6:12PM
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95959
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this
Jan 28 2011 6:13PM
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Hubsta
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Santa, I always wanted that car.
Jan 28 2011 6:49PM
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statuswhitegirl
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hahahahahahah oh my fucking god, might be the worst thing ive ever read
Jan 28 2011 6:51PM
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IHeartWeasels
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also because he had children with a whole bunch of his slaves.
Jan 28 2011 6:55PM
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.frenchy
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LOL
Jan 28 2011 6:57PM
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Mr.Kamu
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All the republicans in the United States.
Jan 28 2011 6:58PM
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je_mapelle
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Harry J Anslinger for spreading bullshit like this back in the 1930's:

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured… No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…”
Jan 28 2011 8:40PM
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PJS.
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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371413/january-18-2011/mika-brzezinski-experiences-palin-fatigue

someone embed

Jan 28 2011 8:45PM
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ski93
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Hitler
Jan 28 2011 8:51PM
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XtRemE11
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ha wow that was perfect
Jan 28 2011 9:04PM
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XtRemE11
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all the democrats in the United States!
Jan 28 2011 9:05PM
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PJS.
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lol
Jan 28 2011 9:06PM
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PeteySkeety
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Ahahahaha thank you sir
Jan 28 2011 9:08PM
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HKizzle
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I can't decide between Bruno Mars' dad or Justin Bieber's dad
Jan 28 2011 9:20PM
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PJS.
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implying that either of those are historical figures
Jan 28 2011 9:20PM
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