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If you could punch one historical figure square in the nuts

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theGURU
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or give them a straight shot to the baby-maker, who would you choose and why?

I would choose to punch Sarah Palin's mother directly in the womb.
I am so sick of this bitch, that I would travel back in time and punch her mom in the ovaries or her dad in the nuts before she could be birthed and her evil seed be spread upon this Earth.




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dex.
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hitler because he didnt finish the job
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

inb4 Hitler...

Wait - him

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H8CH
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Dammmit!
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dex.
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pwnt
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
...Are you implying that Sarah Palin's mom is a "historical figure"?
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kootenayklaus
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Ahahahahhahhahhahahhahhaa.
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Bar_Down
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i lol'd, but i dont think the mods will
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TheQuailman
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George Wallace
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Algebra
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george washington, for unkown reasons
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JIBpsy^^
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Striaght up Pol Pot because he was a douche hole ass hat
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MFM
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If Christopher Columbis was on NS he'd be some kid claiming 10 Jiberish outfits and shit.
Blowgun quickscope that bitch from the shore as he's rollin up
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JamesR
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wot
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Milksteak
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....fuck she's stupid.
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iSmokeweed
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Robert Oppenheimer....

way to fuck up the future, asshole!!!
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andrew.
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joseph stalin cause fuck that guy
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theGURU
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I could punch Sarah Palin in the womb, but that wouldn't prevent her from being born.

I want my punch to mean something, like a future with no Sarah Palin!


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EAST~COAST
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who ever said that kids had to sit in school for 6 hours straight, i'd make that guys day 10x over
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Anathema
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che guevara, just for inspiring a generation of COOL REBELLIOUS YARRRR FIGHT THE SYSTEM IM AN ANARCHIST THERE IS NO GOD FUCK AUTHORITY GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD IM AN ADULT STOP CONTROLLING ME BUT GIVE ME MONEY FOR THE MOVIES AND LET ME BORROW THE CAR AND BUY ME EXPENSIVE MATERIAL ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT STAY OUT OF MY LIFE CAUSE I HATE YOU kids
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iggs
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abe lincoln because hes really tall and I bet he had a big dick that would be perfect for punching
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AwR
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You just went from 0 to 10 karma points ha ha yes. I would do all of the same. Plus Earnest Fucking Che Guevara was not the nicest person cough killing his own people cough.
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JamesR
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>Che Guevara

>anarchist
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Evilchris
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Joesph, husband of Mary, The mother of Jesus.

It will answer MILLIONS of questions!
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vailsux.com
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Be careful he fucked the shit out of bears, one time I heard he killed sensei in in dual and he never said why. Watch out, He'll kick you apart.



On topic: I would falcon punch Lindon B. Johnson straight in the nuts.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I didn't have you at zero, but you are most certainly at 10 after this one. Solid.
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Mr.Luke
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ok guy who still says nuts
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Style+eeze
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Benedict Arnold
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Gorilla.Steeze
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John Maynard Keynes
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Tall_Paul
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Obama. Why? cause
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thebeesknees
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10/10. this.
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Bodhisattva
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Isn't she saying that after the Russians launched Sputnik, that they didn't get that far advanced....
So she's saying that we don't want a sputnik moment we want an even more revolutionary moment
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JamesR
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lol
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95959
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Nope....


Barack was saying when we realized that the USSR beat us to space with Sputnik, it was the final kick in the pants we needed to drive innovation and get us to the moon.

She's just incapable of seeing anything the man says as positive.
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95959
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this
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Hubsta
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Santa, I always wanted that car.
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statuswhitegirl
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hahahahahahah oh my fucking god, might be the worst thing ive ever read
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IHeartWeasels
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also because he had children with a whole bunch of his slaves.
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.frenchy
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LOL
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Mr.Kamu
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All the republicans in the United States.
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je_mapelle
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Harry J Anslinger for spreading bullshit like this back in the 1930's:

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured… No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…”
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PJS.
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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371413/january-18-2011/mika-brzezinski-experiences-palin-fatigue

someone embed

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ski93
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Hitler
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XtRemE11
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ha wow that was perfect
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XtRemE11
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all the democrats in the United States!
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PJS.
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lol
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PeteySkeety
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Ahahahaha thank you sir
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HKizzle
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I can't decide between Bruno Mars' dad or Justin Bieber's dad
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PJS.
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implying that either of those are historical figures
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