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SkiUnit03
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or however you spell it, ya know when your balls get cut off, damb that must hurt. but my question is why your voice gets high when they get cut off, like how do your balls affect your vocal chords. yeah its a random question, but i was just randomly wondering that




the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 20 2004 8:37PM
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Geoffrey
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does ur voice really get high? ....i though that was just shit that happened in movies and stuff....my voice doesn't get high wen i get hit in the nuts, i just fall over and twitch


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Jun 20 2004 8:38PM
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depierre
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i was talkign then i got shot in the balls with a paintball n my voice got a lot higher..dunno why though
Jun 20 2004 8:40PM
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alev
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those gay british singers used to have that done to them...i think they still do actually, and they would deserve a swift kick to the groin.....wait

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Jun 20 2004 8:40PM
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misterbinz
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this thread is highly unnecessary

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Jun 20 2004 8:40PM
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Geoffrey
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mabey its just shock


'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'
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Jun 20 2004 8:41PM
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SkiUnit03
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i dunno i assumed so cuz in school we were reading this shakespear shit like 'the twelth night' or someting and the person passes her self of as a eunic witch is someone who cuts off their balls to sing high, so i guess so



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 20 2004 8:41PM
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Geoffrey
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^thats fucking weird


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Jun 20 2004 9:07PM
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IrishDrink87
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well i just asked my dad...haha, and he said he thinks it doesnt really do that. but then i asked my mom, and she said its kinda like the wind is getting knocked out of you so your voice raises. i dont know.





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davidh
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I split an incline and I started yelling in a really high voice. I was saying some pretty hardcore stuff in front of a bunch of 5 year old ski school kids, and their instructer was like, just breath and let them come back down.




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Jun 20 2004 9:21PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Er no, I'm having trouble remembering my bio, but aren't the males hormones stored in your scrotum? And cutting it off ends your dose of testosterone which dilates the pharynx which makes your voice lower or something? I think that's pretty much it.

But in the 1500's, some dude's balls were actually cut off so they could preserve their youthful voices to prevent having to hire women as choir singers.
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Jun 20 2004 9:21PM
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and the winner is canadianski god...
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Jun 20 2004 9:43PM
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hahah yea, that's absolute god-ness right there
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SkiUnit03
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wow, dude thats smarts



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 21 2004 3:18PM
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Phrosty
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who are you gnoa belive about balls, your mom or your dad? haha. no it doesn't do anything.


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Jun 21 2004 3:20PM
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skiierman
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i duno what to believe any more... sumone cut off their balls QUICK!





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Jun 21 2004 3:22PM
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ScratchCobra66
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In rome they use to cut young choir boys balls off to keep their voices the same.




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Jun 21 2004 3:55PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I believe it would only affect prepubescent boys.





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Jun 21 2004 4:26PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Yeah^




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Jun 21 2004 4:26PM
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asac
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well that explains conan obrien.





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Jun 21 2004 4:28PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah in the catholic cuhrch in veinna they would take orphan boys and casterate them so thery voices would not change.... they were called castritia and your voice would get higer casue of the lack of testastorne in your body


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CanadianSkiGod
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Castration

I was right (except it's the larynx, not the pharynx that contratcs)! The last eunuch died in 1996. And yes, I did have time to lose for researching on castration for NS.
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