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THE new style: one ski

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Mike-O
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Who said we need to get a low stance to improve our style, or maybe get rid of our poles Andy Mahre way... we have created an answer! Every trick you attempt, remove one ski while in the air,like this example shows you:



You can also improve your railsliding abilities by removing one ski right on the kicker before the rail.



PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT!!!
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cobalt
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once you get good at that, you can progress to no skis.



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pat-rickdaigle
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yah no skis are sick.



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Kotelet
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i like the pink cap

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Ryno
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skis Invisibaal
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Geoffrey
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wat skis is the kid on the rail rockin?


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Mike-O
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Elan Amps spraypainted pink. You mean what SKI is this kid rocking ;).
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apestead
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why are foriegn people so fruity, jesus lay off the pink.
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Mike-O
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apestead should release his anger against foreigners by either stealing our girls 'cos he's american and he can do it just because of that, or more simply: try THE ONE SKI© method.
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Good_Deed
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go no poles next


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21 years ago
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misterbinz
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Mike-O, you're a genius, i think this just might be the latest stylie trend in skiing. Maybe, one ski and one pole would make me super cool

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lj5
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^damn you beat me to it! i was one of the first to ski with one pole. this winter i snapped a pole skiing then i was gonna go grab another one but i was like 'fuck this im skiing with one pole!' so i skied the rest of the day with one pole doing 360s with the pole between my leg and throwing tweaked luikangs with a pole between my legs
21 years ago
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bitchassphatz
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the one ski thing is cool for jumpin but on raisl wouldn't that make it a little bit easy, you can only catch one edge rather than two.....i dunno, good luck with that, i'll jsut ski with three skis, two for my feet and one for the dick. then you could do double grabs, dick-ski nose grab with a crossed up true tail grab, you can't tell me that wouldn;t be sick


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21 years ago
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jksl
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it's even cooler when you try to grab the ski that isn't there, as shown here by Nate Johnson


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martockpublicenemy
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hahaha

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21 years ago
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bobdole
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my ski came off when i was spinning and i still manage to land in powder and ride away..i thought i was dead


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Ahmets_Brother
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going off jumps sideways is also in style


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fr33rid3r
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that pink truckers is raaaaaaaaaaad
21 years ago
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SeanB
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yeah dude nothing beats the feeling of being a good 20+ feet off the ground spinning like crazy and realizing you're missing a ski, good times

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21 years ago
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*scotty
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lol... its like invisoski in FORWARD haha. thats awesome

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pag
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they bought one pair of ski invisibaal for them so now they rock 1 reg. ski and 1 ski invisibaal

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PocketRocketRipper
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the_lone_cannoneer has a sick pic of a mid-air ejection (haha, premature ejectulation...), it's pretty steezy too.

check out Stept...

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TheWorst
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one time when i was at sunday river my brother was doing a 7 off a jump and his ski came off in the air and he was holding it and when he landed he still had it in his hand n he was like WTF?
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hoodratz47
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frikken insane uber trick.s.. like take it off and put it back on.


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thehellmuth
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well since theres 1 ski how about no skis


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21 years ago
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harr][s
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wtf ..is it just me?
skiing with one ski isnt 'the new style' ...'IT'S GAY!!!!'


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21 years ago
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*scotty
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^ haha you cant be serious


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ShmagmaSkiier420
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richie paradise is the king of the one ski, last year he switch 9'd and kicked off his ski, and then hit the last booter.

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TheWorst
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they should make like super special bindings where u press a button and ure skis pop off in the air... now that would be crazy
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PocketRocketRipper
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^ they're called Rossi bindings, and you can buy them mounted on a used pair of wobbly foam cored scratches

check out Stept...

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TheWorst
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hey then im all set! i already have rossi bindings
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PocketRocketRipper
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1 ski steez viedo

check out Stept...

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'
---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

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21 years ago
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R.Fahey
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My friend posted a vid of me doin sum rail to 270 off with only one ski. https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/LoadVideo.php4?vid_id=6675

there it is!!!


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skiierman
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apestead, Sunapee is in New England which is in America, so i higly doubt hes foreign.





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*rkp*
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Thats brutal!
21 years ago
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dead
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once you get really good try it with the ski on your unnatural leg (left for me)


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TheWorst
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damnit i thought apestead was going to leave newschoolers.... fuckin bullshit!
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Raek
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try skiing down a double black with one ski on... training for becoming a adaptive instructor...






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21 years ago
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Vtsnowski
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i use to have to ski with just one ski on when i was a racer, it sucked



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21 years ago
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Raek
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yea word lol i tried going switch broke my ass off... yo for the ppl wit those pics up there did u jump off with one ski or did u pop it off while in the air?







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TheWorst
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i gotta spraypaint my poles hot pink
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Itsbackfliptime
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^no you don't.

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threejay
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read the rail..its sappe not sunapee




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21 years ago
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TheWorst
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sappeE
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skiierman
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oh yeah.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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21 years ago
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KillerMonkey
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they're called monoboards




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21 years ago
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TheWorst
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^ haha monoboards thats a good one
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SeanB
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I just noticed, the look on the guys face on the rainbow rail near the top of this thread is priceless

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