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My new favorite place to troll

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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
mormon.org check my conversation out. go troll the shit out of them guys :) and post your conversations :)

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Jan 26 2011 12:25AM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
wow, I wish I had known when you click End it shut the whole thing. Fuck me, I thought that was pretty lol's and I forgot to screencap the last half or so. I am so choked right now.
Jan 26 2011 6:46PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
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lol
Jan 26 2011 6:47PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
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Jan 26 2011 6:59PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
dude, i used the name voldemort also!
Jan 26 2011 7:04PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
 haha, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Jan 26 2011 7:06PM
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SgtSteamy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 202
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This one turned out OKAY. My first one was MUCH better. I had two guys who totally bought my story and it went on for some time... But my computer overheated before I could save my photoshop file :( So this was the best I could do.

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Jan 26 2011 7:09PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
ohhh shit in now

Jan 26 2011 7:13PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
haha these people are funny
Jan 26 2011 7:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent [Emily] is ready to assist you.

Me: Hello
Emily: Hello!
Me: I have a question?
Me: Was Jesus black?
Emily: hmmm
Emily: what is your religious backround?
Me: oh I'm an Athiest but would like to convert
Me: umm Emily, this is no way to treat someone interested in your religion.
Emily: I'm so sorry, I lost your box
Emily: let me get my teaching companion
Me: My box?
Me: I don't own a box.
Me: What was in it?
Me: Any food, I'm starving.

Agent [Bianca] has joined the chat.

Bianca: Hello
Bianca: What makes you want to learn more?
Me: My dad hits me and I feel that if I worship God a little he'll help me out.
Bianca: How old are you?
I feel like giving that information out over the internet could land me in some trouble so for security purposes we'll say I'm 26.
Me: What
Me: Is
Me: Zion
Me: And
Me: Rocks
Me: Don't
Me: Smell
Me: Sorry I spilled mayo on my keyboard and was wiping it off
Emily: I see you are trolling us.
Me: what is "trolling"
Me: Is that bad?
Me: Gods not real...
Me: Bye :)

Agent [Bianca] has left that chat.
The chat session has ended.




More to come...
Jan 26 2011 7:26PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
This was probably the best thing I said in the chat:

I have asked God to plant You-Know-Who somewhere in my home and test my faith with me engaging him in a duel. Although I have not met He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named yet, I am confident that with the strength of God on my shoulders I would have no trouble defeating him in a wizarding duel. I have also prayed to God while making Kool-Aid and asked that there still be sugar in the jar so as not to make me travel to Safeway and get more. My prayers must have been answered that day, because there was still ½ a jar left and I made a delicious pitcher of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid. Thus you can see why I am having difficulty solving my dilemma of whether or not to believe in God.
Jan 26 2011 7:40PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
this shit is hilarious keep it up! has anyone checked to see if scientology has one of these?
Jan 26 2011 7:43PM
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PeteyWykes
Posts: 419 - Karma: 67
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Jan 26 2011 8:08PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
lawl they are prolly wondering wtf is up with these wizards. i told them i was a wizard too and they were so confused
Jan 26 2011 8:12PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
haha keep this going
Jan 26 2011 8:18PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
I bet they feel a little bit dumb for making the chat thing.
Jan 26 2011 8:26PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
i asked about having turtles as pets and they wouldnt respond. :(
Jan 26 2011 8:32PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
I asked if she thought God was The Troll of All Trolls because he gave Kangbang such a rough time while other people coasted through life so easily.
Jan 26 2011 8:33PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
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yeah, i feel they got the hint at me hitting a baby with my car.
Jan 26 2011 8:44PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
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Jan 26 2011 9:07PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
get told
Jan 26 2011 9:10PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
shiiiiit there onto us
Jan 26 2011 9:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
trolling religious sites is so fun! yeah!
Jan 26 2011 9:13PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
talkin bout the morman south park episode. discretly trolling on emm'
Jan 26 2011 9:23PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
how do i take a screenshot?
Jan 26 2011 9:29PM
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Stewie4
Posts: 858 - Karma: 139
his name was Voldemort...pleassseeeeee shit got called out before the chat even began...lolzzz

i'm talking to her right now and she's saying shit like the goals of the site are to help members of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints

so I say "why later-day? K sick so you guys are like christian but later in the day, so you just got back from work, kickin it with some beer, gettin some brains, ahhh yeee I know how it isss ;D" LOLOLOL
Jan 26 2011 9:37PM
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Che~
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Jan 26 2011 9:38PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

Not very good but ehhh, dont know how to upload that picture of it

http://rcweb.mtc.byu.edu/chat/Chat.aspx?ChatSessionId=e6b9a313-7287-4aea-8dce-60481ba10dfb&Name=Chad&Language=en-US

Jan 26 2011 9:44PM
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deathcookie
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 1,196
you can also talk with them on the phone, somebody call them.
Jan 26 2011 9:47PM
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Stewie4
Posts: 858 - Karma: 139
HAHAH!!! OWNED! That's so jokes, you know you fail when a fuckin mormon shits on you! lololol

PS they actually igmit that they're "Latter-Day Saints" meaning they're modern day followers of Jesus and take on a more modern perspective, amazing trolling opportunity there

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Jan 26 2011 9:48PM
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Whaley
Posts: 712 - Karma: 24
LOl
Jan 26 2011 9:49PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
I have quite the interesting convo. Kinda short but will post soon.
Jan 26 2011 9:53PM
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gmack24
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Jan 26 2011 9:54PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
AWESOME FIND
Jan 26 2011 9:56PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
and here it is. Enjoy!

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Jan 26 2011 9:57PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
After a year and a half of posting anti mormon threads, I am happy to see a thread such as this get some exposure.

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Jan 26 2011 10:02PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
The best way to do it is very, very subtlety troll them and then BAM!

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Jan 26 2011 10:41PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
My new favorite thread.

KEEP ´EM COMING!
Jan 26 2011 11:19PM
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PeteyWykes
Posts: 419 - Karma: 67
Theyre catching onto this wizard thing pretty quick.
Jan 26 2011 11:34PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Its in my pics if it won't open for you in the thread
Jan 26 2011 11:35PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Hahah. I actually have a mormon friend...
Jan 26 2011 11:44PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
First off im neither a morman or religious, but don't you guys find it a bit messed up to troll on people who are trying to help others? If your going to troll mess with people who are doing something bad not good.
Jan 26 2011 11:47PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
just got him, dude wouldn't reply about my question of why my jiberish was fitted
Jan 26 2011 11:47PM
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541
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not a great one.
Jan 26 2011 11:49PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
you can have them sent to your house too....I AM TOO A WIZARD!
Jan 26 2011 11:53PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810

that is what im doing everyday.

thank you

Jan 26 2011 11:56PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
i will be doing this later on. post if i get a good one
Jan 26 2011 11:58PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Something i did today, not soo funny.

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Jan 27 2011 12:07AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
dude i asked penny bout the wizard trollers and she was pissed
Jan 27 2011 12:17AM
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