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How long have you went without pooping?

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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
I recently hurt my back and was taking vicodin for like a week and I thought about it as I felt bloated and sick to my stomach...I havent shat in like 5 days.... later that day i got it dun. just thought that was crazy long to go without building a log cabin
Jan 25 2011 3:52PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
a whole 4 day trip to lake norris
Jan 25 2011 9:14PM
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StinkinLincoln
Posts: 77 - Karma: 11
I was on a cruise for a week and I didn't shit the whole time and I was getting a little worried, then someone in the bar was like whenever I'm on a cruise I never have to shit. Anyways it all worked itself out.
Jan 25 2011 9:28PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
i was taking a shit while reading this and my battery died on my laptop. anyway, i dont think iv ever gone more then a day. its usually 3 a day for me
Jan 25 2011 9:35PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
around 2 weeks...
took a while to get used to a thai food diet 24/7. rice for breakfast lunch and dinnner.
Jan 25 2011 9:39PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
how exactly did your mom force you to poop?
Jan 25 2011 9:40PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
3-4 days...i was legitly constapated to the point where i yelled on the toilet it hurt so damn bad....
Jan 25 2011 9:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i was in the hospital on an iv for 4 days and the only way i could shit was in a bed pan. needless to say i did not shit until i was far away from that hospital

but i wasn't allowed to eat either so i didn't feel the need to shit, i just peed a shit ton, like once every 2 hours
Jan 25 2011 9:43PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Should have sold that vicodin...
Jan 25 2011 9:45PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Cause I really didn't have to poo but she made me go sit on the toilet till I pooped
Jan 25 2011 9:55PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
since last night.
Jan 25 2011 9:56PM
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TMiller
Posts: 444 - Karma: 7
Shit man i go every 15 minutes!!
Jan 25 2011 10:23PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
no idea at all. maybe like 24 hours. shits gotta go though. You cant have that crap in your system that long.
Jan 26 2011 10:04AM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

uh the camp probaly had a crapper

Jan 26 2011 10:06AM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
/\ lollolol
Jan 26 2011 10:11AM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
camp when i was 16. i had to counselor a cabin full of 8 year olds who unfortunately clogged the toilet the second day and the bathroom was so disgusting i didnt even go in unless i yelled at them to clean up haha. i made it to day 5 until i cracked and had to let it go
Jan 26 2011 10:19AM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
four days. maybe 5
Jan 26 2011 10:21AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
http://www.icbe.org/2006/02/09/gross-worlds-longest-poop/



and i read that before seeing it there
Jan 26 2011 10:38AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
I bet my roommate last year that he couldnt make it 2 weeks. He has a phobia of toilet seats and will not touch them ever, even if they are brand new. He made it 15 days without shitting no problem. I still cant believe it.
Jan 26 2011 10:46AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189

I bet my roommate last year that he couldnt make it 2 weeks. He has a phobia of toilet seats and will not touch them ever, even if they are brand new. He made it 15 days without shitting no problem. I still cant believe it.

wait so ur saying that you held his hand for 15 days? how do you know he never went when you werent around?

Jan 26 2011 6:42PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
around 20 days. I had to get an enama. One of the worst experiences ever.
Jan 26 2011 9:29PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
I hate enemas, I used to get constipated on occasion when I was younger and instead of taking laxatives I would get an enema... Shit burns when it comes out, especially when you've got a weeks worth of backup waitin' right behind it... And one time I took an enema and it didn't work, so it felt as if I had to shit really bad the entire night and burned a tiny bit and it really was a challenge to get to sleep... But now it's all about dem' chocolate laxatives, mmm mmm mmm, toasty
Jan 26 2011 10:47PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
one time i spent the week at a remote cabin in the middle of nowhere Vt which had insulation but NO walls up. i had to poop the whole time but i know, you can hear people unzipping their pants from the bathroom. id rather not...
Jan 26 2011 10:51PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
so.... how did this insulation stay in place with no walls? what supported the ceiling/ roof?
Jan 26 2011 11:18PM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
till I was like 8 I averaged about 5 days I just didn't know better. Once I realized though I progressed to twice a day pretty quick and now can't go more than two or three unless opiate influenced
Jan 26 2011 11:25PM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
10 days, at camp. Fuckin painfull when i dumped, but i felt about 10 pounds lighter
Jan 26 2011 11:26PM
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w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
9 days. Drank way too much milk when I was 7 and got all clogged up.
Jan 26 2011 11:27PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Like 12 hours hahahaha
Jan 26 2011 11:29PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
when i got into jail last year, i swear i didnt poop for a week maybe it was the food.....probably the food or i was just so sketched out and nervous. by the end of my 90 I was poopin evry day
Jan 26 2011 11:29PM
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@ScubaSteve
Posts: 378 - Karma: 822
13 days at summer camp in 3rd grade
Jan 26 2011 11:32PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
dude something, but i was camping. i just didn't have to go. i kept eating and didn't feel sick or anything
Jan 27 2011 1:04AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
you went to jail for 3 months? what did you do?
Jan 27 2011 1:18AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
Honour system I guess, I am almost positive he wasnt lying. Why would anyone make that up ha
Jan 27 2011 10:32AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
literally? did you have to get your shit sucked?
Jan 27 2011 11:34AM
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peterpants
Posts: 260 - Karma: 637
u didnt break ur tailbone tom.bitch
Jan 27 2011 11:46AM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
Broken neck --> lots of meds --> 8 or 9 days i think, without takin a shit
Jan 27 2011 11:47AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
4 days
Jan 27 2011 11:56AM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
the house had the outside frame built, just no dividing walls inside aka the house wasnt finished yet
Jan 27 2011 12:14PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
like 24 hours or so.. haha
Jan 27 2011 12:19PM
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