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How long have you went without pooping?

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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
I recently hurt my back and was taking vicodin for like a week and I thought about it as I felt bloated and sick to my stomach...I havent shat in like 5 days.... later that day i got it dun. just thought that was crazy long to go without building a log cabin
Jan 25 2011 3:52PM
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T.DUB
Posts: 343 - Karma: 36
broken tailbone 5 days
Jan 25 2011 3:55PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
bro thats nuts ive maybe lasted 2 days but that was long looll
Jan 25 2011 3:55PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
2-3 days
Jan 25 2011 3:56PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
my longest is like 7 days on a rafting trip for some reason my body just didn't want to shit
Jan 25 2011 3:56PM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
13 days, no joke had to go to hospital. SHIT SUCKED
Jan 25 2011 3:56PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
5 days because of a denny's grand slam.
Jan 25 2011 3:57PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
13 days!! damn son u must have been backed up as a 5 oclock traffic i wanted to quit eating after 4 days bc i felt like it was just piling on
Jan 25 2011 3:58PM
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
You would think that Denny's would have the opposite effect.

Also, whenever I am on vacation it is a no-dump zone for some reason. Spring Break in AZ a few years ago, 8 straight days, it was horrible.
Jan 25 2011 3:58PM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
at camp I went 8 days without taking a shat.
Jan 25 2011 4:00PM
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nick3713
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
4 days and i dont even know why i couldnt shat i usually go every day and sometimes twice a day but when i finally shat it basically was like a small explosion with only one way out
Jan 25 2011 4:00PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
11 days, I could've taken it, I just didn't want to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Jan 25 2011 4:09PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
5 days
Jan 25 2011 4:18PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
10 days due to the oxycontin i was on after i broke my leg. had to go to the hospital to get pumped hahaha but actually the last 5 days were some of the most painful days of my life
Jan 25 2011 4:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
after i broke my tailbone i went for a week without shitting. but thats also partially because i was in the hospital for 4 days, so really i only lived a shit free life for 3 days. also, after i had my wisdom teeth removed, i think i went for 4 or 5, since i hadn't eaten anything for some 40+ hours, and only yogurt and soft foods for another week after that. had all 4 removed together, 2 of which were impacted. shit hurt like a motherfucker..
Jan 25 2011 4:23PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I always end up in the same situation you're in whenever I get scripted opiates for an injury. For future reference, there is a cheap OTC laxative that you can buy at your local drug store call Magnesium Citrate that will clear you out in 20 minutes guaranteed. I don't care how doped up you are, this shit will open the flood gates. It's like $2 a bottle and you have to drink the entire thing.

Otherwise, it is important to maintain adequate hydration when on pain killers (opiates) so this doesn't happen. It's a pretty common side effect of opiates.


Jan 25 2011 4:29PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
umm probably 9. my sister takes the cake for this one...she recently traveled abroad and pooed a total of 2 times in 27 days. our family suffers from what is known as bashful bowel syndrome.
Jan 25 2011 4:29PM
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T.DUB
Posts: 343 - Karma: 36
same story only my one was hospital free haha
Jan 25 2011 4:29PM
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ESK
Posts: 408 - Karma: 39
Yeah pain meds will block you up like eating a huge block of cheese. Sucks so after 3rd day I quit taking the meds & finally was able to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Jan 25 2011 4:37PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I railed suboxone one night, before I knew how horribly strong that shit is.  I could just about stomach 1 small meal a day without throwing up for 3 days.  I didn't shit for 7 days, and I was taking way too many laxatives as soon as I realized I wasn't shitting (2-3 days in).  I finally passed my heroin baby, and let me tell you, I thought I did damage to my ass, but the pain went away about an hour later.
Jan 25 2011 4:37PM
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TraviHark
Posts: 340 - Karma: 24
I think like 9 days or so when I was in the hospital. Anyone that has been in the hospital for a long period of time would probably understand, especially if they were taking medicine or recently had surgery.
Jan 25 2011 4:40PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
probably like 3 or 4 hours.
Jan 25 2011 5:29PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
11 days. no hospital
Jan 25 2011 5:35PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
2 weeks, no hospital just a lot of fiber
Jan 25 2011 5:37PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
thats hot, whats ur number?
Jan 25 2011 5:37PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
8 days :)

hard corndog after taking several imodium and feeling sick and eating dry biscuits for a whole week :)
Jan 25 2011 5:40PM
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Boo.
Posts: 692 - Karma: 417
Did anyone else catch this?  Pun intended?
Jan 25 2011 5:41PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
5 days on meds. I took stool softener for 3 days before i could pewp
Jan 25 2011 5:48PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
wait, wat.

either you're not a girl and neither is your "sister" or i have been lied to somewhere along the line.

girls don't poop. right? right? RIGHT?
Jan 25 2011 5:49PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
probably like 2 days.

My friend deliberately went 5 days without shitting at download festival, and we drank so much beer, i don't understand it.
she must have been touching cloth for at least 2 of those days man. steel rectum.
Jan 25 2011 5:53PM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
i went 7 days once because i was i the hospital and they wouldnt let me eat or drink anything for that period of time, i had an IV and a PIC line? i believe is what it was called, it injected a nuitrient goop into my blood stream near my heart
Jan 25 2011 5:54PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
12 days after having ACL surgery in april
Jan 25 2011 6:02PM
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Cortez
Posts: 507 - Karma: 13
i poop 2 times a day
Jan 25 2011 6:03PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Whenever I sleep somewhere other than my house or my girlfriends I never shit unless I'm there for a couple days. Every time we go to my girlfriends Aunt's beach house (4 times a summer) I don't shit till at least the 3rd day.
Jan 25 2011 6:09PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
my entire life.
Jan 25 2011 6:11PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

i was at camp and the only place to crap was an outhouse with litterally 3 feet of shit at the bottom.  i went 6 days, then got home and took the biggest crap of my life.

/end cool story

Jan 25 2011 6:14PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

the perfect woman.

Jan 25 2011 6:14PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
like 3-4 days. At camp
Jan 25 2011 6:15PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
.
Jan 25 2011 6:20PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
aren't all women this way? haha
but 4 days last summer, I didn't even notice it until I had to shit then I thought to myself, haven't taken a shit in forever!
Jan 25 2011 6:24PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
6 days, went camping and my main diet was bagels and cheddar cheese.
Jan 25 2011 6:25PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
this. same here
Jan 25 2011 6:34PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
pun intended ?

:) :) :) :) :) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : )
Jan 25 2011 6:38PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
8 days, didn't wanna shit during military camp for some reason.
Jan 25 2011 6:40PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
love you
Jan 25 2011 6:41PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311

5 almost 6 days, both times when i broke my arm and had surgery, Poppin Perk's and Oxy's like they were smarties son

Jan 25 2011 6:52PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
6 or 7 days
Jan 25 2011 6:54PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
poop
Jan 25 2011 9:00PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
3 days. first page /claim
Jan 25 2011 9:06PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
4 and a half days, broken ankle, was so hard to poop but my mom forced me to
Jan 25 2011 9:12PM
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