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Asshole friends

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skisteep
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,057

k so basically i have some real mcasshole friends that are in need of some payback, and as immature as that sounds i've been puttin up with some stupid shit for about 4 months now. any suggestions will be rewarded with +k and 1000 GNAR points

Jan 24 2011 11:20PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
are you 12?
Jan 24 2011 11:21PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pee in their but
Jan 24 2011 11:21PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
no. wut.
Jan 24 2011 11:22PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Nair in their shampoo.
Jan 24 2011 11:22PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
im not gonna read the thread, ill simply assume you make paint your butt to make your asshole the mouth of your special little friend named "buttface."
Jan 24 2011 11:22PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
start growing oranges.
Jan 24 2011 11:23PM
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skisteep
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,057

like i said, it sounds pretty immature but after 4 months of stupid shit it gets pretty damn annoying

Jan 24 2011 11:23PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
beat the shit out of them.
Jan 24 2011 11:23PM
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smltownjibba
Posts: 246 - Karma: 7
What gives you the right to just throw around GNAR points?!
Jan 24 2011 11:24PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
yes


enlighten us on your qualifications
Jan 24 2011 11:27PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37390 - Karma: 120,133
Poop in their sock drawer and steal all of their sisters panties.
Jan 24 2011 11:28PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
maple syrup mixed with water in their shampoo bottle. if they are anything like me, it will take them a while to notice, or until they get told
Jan 24 2011 11:30PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
beat them with a pillowcase full of oranges. it doesnt leave any bruises.
Jan 24 2011 11:32PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
find new friends ?
Jan 24 2011 11:38PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
We can not help you fix the problem if we do not know the problem. Young grasshopper
Jan 24 2011 11:42PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
tooth brush on ass
Jan 24 2011 11:42PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I see that you are still 12 so i assume you play all those fun little party games with pop and chips with your friends like 7 minutes in heaven etc.

so this is is what you gotta do
dress up like a chick
make it believable
like the post above said draw your ass like a face
when you're in the closet turn around whip down your pants and make him tongue your butt hole and get shit in and around his mouth.

Now you are going to have to perfectly execute this otherwise it will fail
if all fails pee in his butt cause you are 12 and you're still experimenting
Jan 24 2011 11:50PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
uh....











































lolz
Jan 24 2011 11:53PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
i like this. no homo of course
Jan 24 2011 11:55PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
buy some surfboard wax and rub it onto the bottoms of their skiis or snowboards. they will stick right to the snow as you ride away laughing
Jan 25 2011 12:07AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
lace their moms morning coffee with cocaine.

or if they like o party...
lace their moms morning cocaine with coffee.
Jan 25 2011 12:12AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Glad wrap under toilet seat.
Jan 25 2011 4:18AM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
get a crab from the grocery store
superglue it to their floor
when it starts to stink they will go to pick it up, it will rip in half leaving a nasty half crab mess stuck to the floor

or(don't do both, too much superglue)

superglue a lock of theirs, door, locker, whatever
Jan 25 2011 4:23AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,260
suck his dick see what happens?
Jan 25 2011 4:43AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
sugar in petrol tank on his car?


back their DINS off to 1?


stash coke in their ski jackets and tell the cops?


tip their parents off to the fact that their son is into child porn and you think its really bad?


cable tie some part of their ski gear to the chairlift and ski away laughing?
Jan 25 2011 8:20AM
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millski
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
My best friend found a picture of me with my shirt off and put it on Craigslist under the "Personals: men seeking men" section, saying "just looking for a good time- no strings attached" and included my phone number.

I got multiple calls a night for a month until he finally told me. You could try that.
Jan 25 2011 8:27AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
hit em with a toaster.
Jan 25 2011 8:30AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Go on 4chan and say he killed your cat , leave some phone numbers and you'll see what happens.
Jan 25 2011 8:34AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Mix poop and chocolate ice cream?
Jan 25 2011 8:34AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
some staff did that at a hotel here in australia. the woman is now suing them but they can't work out which employee did it so its really complicated. its a huge shit storm, no pun intended.
Jan 25 2011 8:54AM
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TonKwon
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 54
Feed them mollie in a drink make them ROLL FACE!
Jan 25 2011 9:26AM
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terror.bear
Posts: 162 - Karma: 30
This.
Jan 25 2011 9:58AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Did you ever even consider to STOP HANGING OUT WITH THEM? If you don't like them, you don't need to see them, grow a spine.
Jan 25 2011 10:08AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
this reminds me of

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/586928/
Jan 25 2011 10:14AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
clearly the only logical response is to get friendly with their moms
Jan 25 2011 10:15AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
sorry guys..I know it's cliche.. but I just can't ignore the idiocy of this thread.. OP:

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figure it out. don't turn to teh internets to develop social skills.
Jan 25 2011 2:47PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
Aren't you 13?
Jan 25 2011 2:51PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
aren't you 13 too?
Jan 25 2011 2:54PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I'm not 12*
Jan 25 2011 2:55PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,741
I'm 13 2
Jan 25 2011 2:59PM
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HurleyS
Posts: 205 - Karma: 31
Wait, so you're really 13? ............
Jan 25 2011 3:01PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37390 - Karma: 120,133
Aren't you like 1337?
Jan 25 2011 3:04PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
he looks like gandalf irl
Jan 25 2011 3:08PM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
My postalcode is
Jan 25 2011 4:52PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
its not even a story...
Jan 25 2011 4:57PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
funnel
Jan 25 2011 5:02PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
funnel
Jan 25 2011 5:03PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
fuck ns mobile. funnel urine into their toothpaste
Jan 25 2011 5:04PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15

if youre a real asshole/pussy, do something behind their back, such as:

1. plant drugs in their locker and call them out. that is, if you have surpassed elementary school and have lockers.

2. spread rumors

3. pee in their toothpaste/whatever other object they would put in their mouth. this also accounts for ass wipings.

OR, you could be a man and just step up and tell them to their faces that they are little faggots, and you dont deserve to get treated as such. if they laugh, then fuck em. find some new ones. pretty sad you consider people who make fun of you and treat you like shit "friends." sort of defies the point imo... 

Jan 25 2011 5:37PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
15 nikkah
Jan 25 2011 6:58PM
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