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if i were a girl skier

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hucksterjibber15
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i would be a damn pro. i would have mad shit coming from oakley, free skis, damn. Its kinda funny, no disrespect to girl skiers, but the margin from guys to girls is such an amazingly big difference in talent
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Jun 19 2004 12:01PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
If I was a girl golfer I'd be the state champion every year.


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Jun 19 2004 12:03PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
I'D POSE NUDE IN FREESKIER.



I am a skier.
Jun 19 2004 12:07PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
soo true, im always telling girls at my school to start skiing, because after like 2 years of jibbing they will go pro and be the best female skier ever.


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Jun 19 2004 12:22PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
If i was a girl skier i would be such a slut- becuz we all know how much we want to bng hot skier chicks!




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Jun 19 2004 12:26PM
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KRONOS
Posts: 177 - Karma: 35
If you were a girl.... but you aren't a girl and for that you aren't a pro. There are few girls who be freeskiers and they use to have more afraid
Jun 19 2004 12:29PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
how long have most of the girl jibbers here been jibbing?



what did that post make you think of me?
Jun 19 2004 2:04PM
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nsrhythmskier
Posts: 597 - Karma: 10
girls have it easy...not saying that what they do is easy but compared to guys they have it easy to make it in the ski scene
Jun 19 2004 2:06PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
if i was a girl i would touch my self:)



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Jun 19 2004 2:13PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 19 2004 2:17PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Honestly why are you guys all obsessed with 'making' it in the ski scene? Why dont you just not worry about that and go out and ski cause its the best damn sport on the planet. When this whole newschool fad dies out in ten years I wonder how many of you will still actually ski.

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Jun 19 2004 2:21PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
^ in ten years newschool skiing won't die, but my selection in ski choice probably will. I'll be almost 31.

And i agree about the whole making it thing... jesus just go ski and have a blast.

Let the ladies do there thing, and continue to push and encourage them, cause there riding is getting dope

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Jun 19 2004 2:24PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
if i were a girl skier i would look down my shirt
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Jun 19 2004 2:26PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
im sure u would drew especially if u were megan




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 19 2004 2:29PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
be like that tennis guy and get an operation.
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Jun 19 2004 3:37PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10
If I was a girl, I'd be popping out children like crazy. Then I'd be cookin' up some awesome food. And the house would be friggin spotless!

And I guess I'd also look down my shirt and call myself Megan.

Girl, you know its true.

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Jun 19 2004 4:16PM
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HiD
Posts: 62 - Karma: 11
well with the technology now days, all you guys can get sex changes, and become a girl pro skier...hee, hee.

Jun 19 2004 4:28PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
^ omg smartest freeking idea ever. im gonna start saving up
Jun 19 2004 7:21PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
^^ yeah, then all the guys will turn to girls, and i will be the only guy left and there will be a high demand for guy skiers, and i will be the only one left.................................
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Jun 19 2004 7:26PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89


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Jun 19 2004 7:28PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
not even cool
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Jun 19 2004 9:01PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
i agree, thats a gross pic, delete it
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Jun 19 2004 9:10PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
Golf. It can get you a free ride through college. That's sweet.







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Jun 19 2004 10:08PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
wait, which one is michael jackson? i can't tell
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Jun 19 2004 10:50PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
if newschool skiing became the most retarded thing ever id still ski.....skiing is so fuckin awsome.....i would give up like everything to beable to ski for th rest ofmy life at a good mountain


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Jun 20 2004 11:08AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
i've been freeskiing for one year out of the like, 13 or 14 i've been skiing.....and i suck ahha


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Jun 20 2004 9:03PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
this winter will be my fourth year on twins, but you can't tell... haha





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Jun 20 2004 9:10PM
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