These are the ten fuckers I would bring into a bar fight, who are yours?
1. Napolean-le petit prince
Its
not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the
dog. With him on my side were sure to have a strategic plan going in.
2. Rampage Jackson- just kiddin about that last one , lets get real
Who wouldn't want this monster on their team.....Id even be scared and that says a lot right?
3.Brett Broski-The legend
I
mean this guy practically lives in bars so why not get a guy who knows
the layout of the bar....pretty much home ice advantage id say.
4.Ricky Bobby-If you aint first your last !
His cockiness is out of this world, we need that confidence going in.
5.Jake Tyler-There he is
This guy was unreal in NBD, he would rip shit in the bars.
6. Eli (or Denzel either way you cant go wrong)
Eli couldn't be stopped in that movie, for sure a bad ass pick to have on my team, he'll take on 8 guys by himself.
7. Hancock
The power behind him is unbelievable, he'll trade you a gun for a candy bar...come onnnn
8. Floyd "Money" Mayweather- Game Set Match
He's all i need , best pound for pound fighter EVER. Touch it.
9. Ma'a Nonu- One scary scary man
The all blacks player is one huge scary and intense man. I would not want to get in his way at the bars....how bout you?
10. 16 and pregnant.
Well
my teams already pretty stacked so i guess ill throw one of these girls
in....Hey ya never know maybe if their in the fight someone will do one
of these young YOUNG ladies a favour....
