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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ok, today my freinds jerrod drew and i walked up into the woods throwing rocks, so were up a good way right, and theres a used condom, we go over poke it with a stick, laugh, then we see a towel, COVERED IN CUM, it was nasty cause drew picked it up with a stick and threw it on me!!!!! it was still wet. god damnit it was so friggen gross, but we all laughed it was great.I hope i dont find a randomn towel covereed in cum again




no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 11:08PM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
First, drewish dont use words you dont know the meaning of, let alone cant even spell (cynical)

and second, DS im confused, drew and his buddy brent are two of the biggest fucking douche bags on this site. they are the epitome of the 12 year old, so why does it seem like you a trying to defend them. forgive me if that wasnt your itentions but thats the feeling i got


Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Jun 20 2004 1:46AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
who gives a shit on how to spell things
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 20 2004 1:50AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i just dont get all giggly about seein a condom in the woods...im the one fucking the girls in the woods.


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Jun 20 2004 7:40PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
haha....i laughed ......


Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
Jun 20 2004 7:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahaha you got gooey on you.....


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 20 2004 8:07PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ya, luckily it was just on my arm, lol but then somehow it got on my shirt and then my mom asked wat it was, i was like ummmmmmmm well uc when we were up in the woods i fell on the uhhhhhhhhh ground and uh got dirty ha ha




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 21 2004 12:21AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yeah that wouldnt be good for you if she found out what it was. she couldnt think it was yours, cause your balls havent dropped yet, sooo she would most likely think your getting ass raped by some big black dude that goes by the name
D-LOCK





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 21 2004 9:21AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
he already used the black man rape excuse when his asshole was ribbed bow wow style










Driving that Train
Jun 21 2004 9:22AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
harlen just has alot of gay tendencies.




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 21 2004 9:23AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
I think its D-Loc isint it?




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 21 2004 9:27AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
yeah, but some people on this site might not have seen that episode soo i wrote it in a way they can pronounce it correctly.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 21 2004 9:32AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ya cum is funny, i personally dont like it cuz its sticky and u have to clean it up.
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me gusta cabeza
Jun 21 2004 12:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
you do?





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 21 2004 3:15PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
this is the kind of story you keep to yourself. what were you thinking.


uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
Jun 21 2004 10:15PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
dude! im so sorry to hear about your disgusting scare with skeeet skeet skeet skeet! OK-AY!
YEEEAH! OK-AY!!!!!
Jun 21 2004 10:23PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
how much spooge are we talking here.... like one shot in a hanky or a gangbang share rag????


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 22 2004 12:49AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
second one




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 22 2004 11:06AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
uhhhhhh ok then




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 22 2004 11:19AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
god damnit son, how mnay times can u say fuck, tell me pleeze




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 22 2004 11:33AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ good call. fuck? if you say it enough times it sounds weird.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 22 2004 2:26PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Wow that is realy dangerous and unsanitary



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jun 22 2004 2:28PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
We canonly hope hen will now come down with AIDS




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
Jun 22 2004 2:45PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
wow... man.. it was prob from your lil bro when he and his 6th grade frends went in to play soggy walfels.... but they used a rag. and they found teh condem


RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ
Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 22 2004 7:36PM
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