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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ok, today my freinds jerrod drew and i walked up into the woods throwing rocks, so were up a good way right, and theres a used condom, we go over poke it with a stick, laugh, then we see a towel, COVERED IN CUM, it was nasty cause drew picked it up with a stick and threw it on me!!!!! it was still wet. god damnit it was so friggen gross, but we all laughed it was great.I hope i dont find a randomn towel covereed in cum again




no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 11:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
youve been skeeted on
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Reagan's Body Dies

In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
Jun 18 2004 11:12PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
skeet skeet skeet




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 18 2004 11:24PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
like OMG!!!!111 i tottaly walk in2 forests 2 throw rockss 2!!!111 OMG


ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
-hoodratz47
Jun 18 2004 11:36PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hehehe used condom... he said condom... hehehe





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 18 2004 11:37PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
your an idiot brethlen, most guys go though life without EVER getting another guys jizz on them. congradulations.
Jun 18 2004 11:38PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
the towel that was plain nasty




no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 11:38PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
he pulled a LINESUCKS





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 18 2004 11:39PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha haha ok then




no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 11:42PM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
u should get checked for STD's


Cats. the other white meat.
Jun 18 2004 11:45PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
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That's whack.
Jun 18 2004 11:48PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i'll dispose of my towel properly next time to prevent any more cum from getting on you.





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Jun 18 2004 11:52PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Yeah by posting that you've just set yourself up.
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Jun 18 2004 11:54PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
fro wat^




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 11:57PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Eh...if you dont know im not explaining.
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Jun 18 2004 11:59PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
i dont wanna know but thanx




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 19 2004 12:02AM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
It's like irishdrinks talking about butt sex. Now you get a nickname like the 12 year old gizz towel or something.
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Jun 19 2004 12:04AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha ha ha




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 19 2004 12:05AM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Yea.. honestly, how could you post something like that and not expect to get made fun of hardcore. Unless of course you get your jollies off the attention...
Jun 19 2004 12:06AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hes just sharing a life experience, you fucks are all sittin behind your papas computers thinkin, gee why dosnt stuff like that or anything remotely like it happen to me? well fuck you

but that sucks man, you should definetly beat your friends ass for throwing that shit on you, thats just not cool, and then stakeout the spot, find out who has left the towel, and when you say covered, do you mean COVERED or spotted


Fuck You
Jun 19 2004 2:34AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
yeh i hope you wooped your friends ass



-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
Jun 19 2004 2:40AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
no he couldnt even try to woop my ass but he's a dum fucka sometime( jk ) but it was fuckin nasty
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 19 2004 2:48AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
not quit sure y he made a post about it tho
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 19 2004 2:49AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
seriously, i even knew id get made fun of for the butt sex thing. surprising though, a lot of people praise me for that. but i doubt youll get much praise from this...






I dont want a large Farva!

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Jun 19 2004 2:50AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ya he can always just stop comin here or make a new thing and start over if it gets to him
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 19 2004 2:54AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Hmmm. Why is it that every thread has to turn into something about IrishDrink. I say we end this 'fad' pronto.


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Jun 19 2004 7:21AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
what is this butt sex thing you speak of IrishDrunk?



-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
Jun 19 2004 8:39AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
i mean IrishDrink



-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
Jun 19 2004 8:40AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
MY GOD

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Jun 19 2004 8:46AM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
I thought brentharlem was gay. but now that he has had another mans semen all over him that proves it.
Jun 19 2004 8:51AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
ooooh my gentle jesus

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 19 2004 8:51AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
she started a thread about Butt sex.. and now everyone makes fun of her or praises her for it..kinda...dude even i remember that



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 19 2004 8:53AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
wow, just.... wow.

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 19 2004 8:59AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
irish likes being praised by online nerds.




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 19 2004 10:30AM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
relax guys, both irishdrink and brentharlen just want attention, even if everyone hates them, at least they're well known.

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
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Jun 19 2004 11:16AM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
just tellin wat happened yesterday




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 19 2004 2:10PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
this thread is a sighn for me that im too mature for ns. WOW, i never thought it would come to the day...


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Jun 19 2004 2:29PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
i would never jizz into a towel


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summer countdown= 4 dayz
Jun 19 2004 2:29PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
haha your friend is pretty mean to you. that's disgusting.




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Jun 19 2004 2:32PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
why would you guys even touch that? go see your guidance councelor asap.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 19 2004 3:00PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Woohooo! Throwing rocks, poking condoms, getting cum on your face, good times. Hardly the type of story you'd want out in the open.

I wouldn't laugh if my friend through me a towel full of cum, I'd hit him in the face.
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Jun 19 2004 3:05PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
whoa what a pal

ok
Jun 19 2004 3:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
i would take that towle and wrap it around the fuck's neck.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 19 2004 3:39PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
man it would save alot more water if girls just drank the solooge


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 19 2004 3:50PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
i hope the cum on the towel didn't get you pregnent



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Jun 19 2004 8:19PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
did you taste the jizz

Jun 20 2004 12:07AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
If any of my friends threw a semen-soaked towel on me, there would be some very nasty revenge... that's fucked up.
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wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
Jun 20 2004 12:29AM
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airic
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My friend tried to get me to drink 'old sprite' for 5 $. Well... it wasnt old sprite.
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Jun 20 2004 12:42AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
hahahha they fucked u over
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 20 2004 1:03AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
fuck all you 'im too mature' 'wow your gay cause that happened to you' people, and i mean that cj, you fucks ruin the world


Fuck You
Jun 20 2004 1:30AM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ur a cinical peice of shit fuck off^
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 20 2004 1:37AM
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