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Who fucking buys this shit?

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Shredability
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Jan 23 2011 11:09PM
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PJS.
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oh hell yes
Jan 23 2011 11:10PM
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SkiThe603
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this guy once i get my mothers credit card
Jan 23 2011 11:11PM
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Master_Debater
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last time i saw something this stupid it was that dumb egg cracking thing on tv
Jan 23 2011 11:11PM
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Shredability
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Jan 23 2011 11:14PM
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1337
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haha built by the amish
Jan 23 2011 11:14PM
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vandersteeze
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Why would the amish be building these?? They hate electricity?
Jan 23 2011 11:14PM
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iFlip
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I have one in every room. Two in the bathroom. I have a custom-made mini one I wear around my neck, kinda Flavaflav style, so any time I am cold I can get warm instantly. Bling + warmth = win.
Jan 23 2011 11:14PM
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PJS.
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aaah but they need the money to buy flour and eggs (oh those eggs) so they employ their centuries of experience in craftmanship and fleeing religious persecution to bring you the amish fireplace

also im spancerized by them, and they're legit i got some diecuts from them anyone wanna buy?
Jan 23 2011 11:17PM
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Gstrong
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shake a weight
Jan 23 2011 11:17PM
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General_Ripper
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OMG don't get me started. They have these whole page articles in New York Times and USA today that piss me off. I'm going to find these bastards
Jan 23 2011 11:17PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Is it delievered in a buggy? if not I want my money back
Jan 23 2011 11:23PM
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sbhr
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the amish built these so they can buy the EZ cracker to crack their eggs... amish love eggs
Jan 23 2011 11:24PM
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salomon097
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my grampa has one...he thinks it actually heats up the room its in haha. i guess in his old age it must be be somewhat nice to look at or something
Jan 23 2011 11:26PM
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egg.
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Who cant crack a dam egg
Jan 23 2011 11:34PM
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dex.
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its actually a great way to save money on bills if you have a average-small sized house. plus that shit is baller to have in your room. girls love it. lay them bitches down by the fire
Jan 23 2011 11:51PM
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geteducated
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what girl wants to get with a peasant ass dude that can't afford a house with a real fire place ya fuckin prawn.
Jan 23 2011 11:54PM
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dex.
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i just got educated...











psyche dumbass i live with my parents and have one in my room theyre sweet. maybe after you lose your virginity youll come to your senses
Jan 24 2011 12:00AM
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geteducated
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talking about losing virginity? i ain't the one locking myself up in my room with an electric fire place. too bitchassness to go downstairs to the real one.
Jan 24 2011 12:02AM
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Yorio
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ya this stuff id really stupid
Jan 24 2011 8:20AM
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philip.thaxter
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i love how they turn the heat down to 70 ha ha ha. I keep mine at 55. Cant afford that shit. want to know how to save money? its called layer up and quit bein a bitch.
Jan 24 2011 8:27AM
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Mike-O
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So it's a regular heater with a faux flame background?

And people buy this shit?
Jan 24 2011 8:30AM
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feihlination
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yeah seriously. noone who has ever done it thinks of it as a tough task. but this commercials arent addressed at "experts" anyways
Jan 24 2011 9:10AM
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elemeno89
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i didnt know the amish were in china as well?
Jan 24 2011 9:16AM
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steezy.stew
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amish people= next chinese????
Jan 24 2011 9:21AM
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Mezmerize19
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I envy a good amish beard
Jan 24 2011 10:44AM
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b-ladd
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this.
Jan 24 2011 10:50AM
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Lemuel
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Oh the amish, when will they learn.
Jan 24 2011 11:32AM
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Mike-O
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Ever heard of candles? Lay them bitches down by actually romantic lighting instead of some shitty-looking apparatus.
Jan 24 2011 12:07PM
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Mr.Turtle
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bitches dont like being on fire
Jan 24 2011 12:10PM
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steeze-doodle
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atleast the egg bitch was in the kitchen
Jan 24 2011 12:20PM
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Mike-O
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I think these "bitches" you've been laying down by your fake fireplace have been fuckdolls made out of hay.
Jan 24 2011 12:22PM
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Toonoman
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i must say, that thing looks extremely helpfull while i always fail cracking eggs:)
Jan 24 2011 1:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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you might think of buying it if it was billy mays doing the commercial
Jan 24 2011 1:53PM
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S.P
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your dumb this shit is not real. the product might be but not everything there saying. did you really think theres a barn full of omish people working on a heater
Jan 24 2011 2:01PM
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Cincher
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\

A little more...
Jan 24 2011 2:19PM
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.Apex.
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i have an odd feeling a man invented this
Jan 24 2011 4:20PM
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soulskier
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its the liberal amish, duh
Jan 24 2011 4:28PM
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laxstar
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hahha my parents have two, its basicaly just a classy space heater with some crappy graphic to make it look like a fireplace, they work well and still offer shelving space, my pops got it hooked uo in his home office
Jan 24 2011 4:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i think those are mennonites. they look pretty damn similar, though.


and holy fuck, you got me thinking about Amish food. Regardless of all of the things the amish do that piss me off, those mother fuckers can cook....and make some damn good furniture.
Jan 24 2011 4:55PM
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BMB
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what's the big deal, it's a heater, nothing to get excited about, unless you really need one.
Jan 24 2011 5:03PM
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Peter.
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i like the heater, the egg cracker is just dumb though. who can't crack an egg?
Jan 24 2011 5:07PM
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vandersteeze
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Listen carefully

Jan 24 2011 5:37PM
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TMiller
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hahaha i want one of these
Jan 24 2011 7:17PM
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Saac
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FUCKING AMISH-CRAFTED!!!!!!!!
Jan 24 2011 7:26PM
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pomme-de-terre
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yo they make sick furniture.
Jan 24 2011 7:30PM
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yeahno
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my grandparents did
Jan 24 2011 7:35PM
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