Funny shit story

so last night at the U of Utah some high school football prospects were up at the dorm partying. One of their friends gets so drunk that he decides to drop trow right outside of my buddies door and take a massive shit right on his doorstep. Then, instead of leaving, they decide itd be a good idea to pass out in our study room with a box of wine sitting on the window sill. yeah, they ended up getting arrested