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Neighbor sex.

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applejuice.
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LOUD NOISES!


basically my neighbor fucks his gf daily and the noise is just unbearable. like i'm all for pronz and fucking and shit but like this has got to stop. i've already moaned back until they stop because they're probably freaked out and i'm trying to find crying baby sounds that i can blast thru my speakers.


any other ideas? i mean it's seriously disgusting hearing her screaming (mostly fake) and then my desk and couch start shaking. like i said, i'm all for fucking, it rules, but they've crossed the line.


Jan 23 2011 3:46PM
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applejuice.
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2bi4.


and sorry bro, no dick here.
Jan 23 2011 8:11PM
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Downtofilm
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what about get off to the noises?

/2000 posts
Jan 23 2011 8:25PM
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Alex_G
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start playing gay porn really loud. there's no way the dude will be able to continue unless he's a faggot.
Jan 23 2011 8:34PM
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maximiliaan
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just fuck him 10 before their daily sex, so you will have sex when she walks in the room.. or just play scatman john very loud
Jan 23 2011 8:36PM
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Stickity
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solid
Jan 23 2011 8:38PM
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zagfan5
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you failed twice...
Jan 23 2011 8:46PM
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Blake.P
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Forgetting sarah Marshall.
Jan 23 2011 8:52PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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get a lacrosse long pole and a swifer wet jet, duck tape and some paper/ sharpie

step 1. tape long pole to swiffer
step 2. open window remove screen
step 3. write something on paper, the more creepy the better
step 4. stick out window and smash on neighbor's window till something happens.





Jan 23 2011 9:08PM
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applejuice.
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OMG THIS.
Jan 23 2011 9:19PM
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PON3
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you should report a fire in their apartment number so the fire department has to break in while they are sexing each other.
Jan 23 2011 9:20PM
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Swaggermager
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This. Right when they finish. After a couple days they'll know whats up
Jan 23 2011 9:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jan 23 2011 9:29PM
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PON3
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hahahahahah win.....i like rusty spooons
Jan 23 2011 9:34PM
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airjake
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 i say u just ask to join in

Jan 23 2011 9:35PM
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J.DUKE
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i can help with that
Jan 23 2011 9:39PM
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no_steeze
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you're my new playmate
Jan 23 2011 9:59PM
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585.
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1. get a male.
2. have male pound loudly on door acting like police (this is da po po, open the fuck up! or im busting this door down).
3. when they answer the door, RUN.
4. ?????????????
5. MOTHER. FUCKING. PROFIT.

or if you really wanna get ballsy, just have someone strong enough kick the door in. totally worth it.
Jan 24 2011 3:49PM
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hoodratz47
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my old roomates upstairs would fuck really loud, and it would drive me crazy...    what i would do is when they were fucking take a hot shower so there was no hot water for the girl to shower up after she was done...   and fuck levi he would just come down in is work gear and like.. coverd in the stank......  on morning they were on a rail off.. and i could not hanlde it any more.... i jumped up and started punching the celing and yellingme. .FUCK ME FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME HARDER and made screaming moans,,,, the bed rocking stopped. and then levi came down stairs but naked boner fuked mad. and burst into my room and was like DUDE YOU FUCKIN COCK BLOCKED ME!    i was laughing so hard. and his Gf was all embarresed........

i know that does not help just had to spill it outt

get like 20 people and when they are done.. have every one stand out side their door and wait for them to come out,, and have every one start a slow clap....  

or just be strait up .. go over there and say.. guys.. your fucking to loud....      cool it off.. go to a swingers club or a rent a hot tub place.

Jan 24 2011 4:02PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah I hate it when my neighbors have way better sex than me.  That's the worst, 'specially when you can hear his salad fingers doin' work over there... 

Jan 24 2011 4:07PM
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Dainsey
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video or it didn't happen?
i think so
Jan 24 2011 8:56PM
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poluhasuper
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take a plastic bottle, put a chlorine tablet in it crushed up

then take rubbing alcohol and pour it in the bottle and very quickly tighten the cap

very quickly throw the bottle in their open window*

*disclaimer dont actually do this cuz i told you to

the explosion could kill someone but if you make a little one it will scare them and shit
Jan 24 2011 9:21PM
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Me0w_mix
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almost same situation as you. cept they have teh sex less, but i think her screaming is forreals.
Jan 24 2011 9:41PM
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applejuice.
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I FOUND HER!

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Jan 25 2011 12:37AM
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applejuice.
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um, i never said their sex was better...
Jan 25 2011 12:39AM
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GayWolf420
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mmmmmm chocolate.
Jan 25 2011 12:40AM
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Abc567def
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1) Find a sample bottle of lube at a sex store
2)Empty bottle of lube
3)Fill now empty bottle with super glue
4)Place sample bottle in neighbors mail box
5) Hilarity will ensue
6) Profit?
Jan 25 2011 12:44AM
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no_steeze
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it appears as though my wee wee has been stricken with rigor mortis
Jan 25 2011 12:45AM
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rigzz
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1-Put an ad up on craiglist saying you want to find a loud sex partner
2-Have sex with said partner while they are going at it
3-Have a moan competition (who moans the loudest)
4-Win said competition
5-????????
6-Profit

Jan 25 2011 12:50AM
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Mtougas
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Hows this for a response. I fucked my neighbor and her roommate moved out because she was in the room while it happened.
Jan 25 2011 12:51AM
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no_steeze
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1- PM Gator
2-Have sex with said Gator while they are going at it
Steps 3-6 remain the same
Jan 25 2011 12:51AM
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General_Ripper
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Hmm thats a hot black chick don't see that to often.

With this new evidence you should either join them or kill them.

Jan 25 2011 12:56AM
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Shredability
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Flash bang through the window?
Jan 25 2011 12:56AM
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Jaimee.
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that picture ruined my childhood
Jan 25 2011 1:10AM
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Daydreaming
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take up an instrument.

I recommend a tuba or bagpipes.
Jan 25 2011 1:12AM
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applejuice.
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holy shit if i had the lung capacity to play amazing grace on the bagpipes nonstop...that would be amazing.


unfortunately, i cannot.
Jan 25 2011 1:14AM
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Kangbang
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1. Get a vibrator
2. Use said vibrator to masturbate
3. Make really loud moans
4. Make sure to say something that has to do with them while you are masturbating.
5. ???
6. Profit.
Jan 25 2011 1:15AM
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Daydreaming
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Sad day.
Jan 25 2011 1:18AM
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GayWolf420
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Damn, marcus. You are just obsessed with applejuice, aren't you?
Jan 25 2011 1:18AM
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Kangbang
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Oh of course I am.


Haha nah, I'm just throwing out suggestions.
Jan 25 2011 1:21AM
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TannerBalls
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:(
Jan 25 2011 1:28AM
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terror.bear
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After reading gaper threads on SG this thread has re-instilled my hope in NS so thank you everyone.
Jan 25 2011 1:30AM
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terror.bear
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After reading gaper threads on SG this thread has re-instilled my hope in NS so thank you everyone.
Jan 25 2011 1:31AM
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TannerBalls
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maybe it has been 2 girls the whole time
Jan 25 2011 1:31AM
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Arabian.
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Wait til they finish and then knock on their door and tell them that they are literally the loudest thing you've ever heard have sex and that the whole neighborhood can hear. This will end your problem.
Jan 25 2011 1:33AM
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Caveman.
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Our property manager is gay and lives with his man lover. Luckily for me, my room is below their sewing room so usually all I hear is the sounds of sewing but once I definitely heard them boning above me. It sucked. I feel for you.
Jan 25 2011 1:34AM
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BOSSignol
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snitch
Jan 25 2011 4:40AM
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*TURBONERD*
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If you can't beat, beat it.
Jan 25 2011 6:34AM
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Lemuel
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Can I caress your rusty kettle?
Jan 25 2011 7:41AM
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alexg1687
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slip a letter in their letterbox with something like "health alert: results of recent physical and STD test" on the front. and make up a letter inside with a positive STD result from the local doctor.

this could work or it could fail miserably if they both realise they no longer care...
Jan 25 2011 8:11AM
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