Shut the fuck up about Simon Dumont

I know i havent posted here in a long ass time, and now i remember why. i watched the dew tour today and i knew there would be a bunch of bitches out there thinking theres something wrong with the way simon acted.

Simon did absolutely nothing wrong today or at breck. Would you or i be pissed that a slight hand drag placed me 2nd after i just perfectly threw tricks that gus kenworthy can only dream of hucking? abso-fucking-lutely. Would you or i find being interviewed a nuisance when i am trying to win myself money and pride and an award? abso-fucking-lutely. Sorry skiing is his life/profession/career/what he cares about most, and sorry you will never amount to anything on his level or become as much of a competitor as he is. You dont know what its like to compete at his level, you dont know what its like to get screwed by a binding or a judge. so quit fucking complaining about his emotions perhaps getting the better of him in an adrenaline rushed situation. most of you have also never met simon or gotten to know who he is, so i dont know where a lot of you think you can come on here and lecture everyone about what kind of a person he is.

You have a problem with him being a poor role model for aspiring skiers? if anything, simon shows the attitude of a champion and a serious competitor, not some jerk off who doesnt give a shit about anything besides getting plastered and blazed. you think tom brady doesnt complain? you think kobe bryant doesnt complain? you seriously wanna badmouth simon while gagging on tanner halls cock and gurgling his cum? smoking 7oz of weed a day makes you a poor role model. needing to win does not.

simon has progressed and expanded the sport of freesking arguably more than any other pro. ask anybody on the side of the street to name you a pro freeskier, and they will most likely respond with either "simon dumont" or "i have no fucking idea." He brings a terrific image to the sport; he carries with him a competitive spirit and does not act like a punk like most other freeskiers. if anything, you should be thankful for what hes done to our beloved sport instead of attacking him at the slightest opportunity

Is it unmanly of him to cry? fuck no. Hell, i fucking cried after the pats lost last week, and im sure most of the team (thats a group of the manliest men on earth) did too. tom brady definitely cried, and hes 110% pure man sex machine. the dude bangs gisele bundchen. hes more of a man than you will ever be and he cries. and again, you have no idea what its like to compete on this stage or how much it means to simon, so fuck off


now before you subhuman senseless idiots start making assumptions about me, i have met simon before and he was nothing but nice. one of my friends also happened to barhop with simon all over boston, and said only expressed positive attitudes toward the best pipe skier in the world