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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
read this

another american beheaded in Iraq...when will this shit stop?



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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Jun 18 2004 12:55PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
get over it


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Jun 18 2004 12:57PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ya i mean really WHO CARES!
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 18 2004 12:58PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ummmm


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 18 2004 12:59PM
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stevie.
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i think i want to name my next pet jesus.




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Jun 18 2004 1:00PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Uh... when that pet dies, let us know if the remains stay where you put them.

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A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Jun 18 2004 1:01PM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
I had a fish named Jesus, it walked on water and then died

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Jun 18 2004 1:02PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
that would be great and wen he dies u could say jesus died AGIAN

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 18 2004 1:02PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
in case you didnt know this thread isnt really about Jesus...

and it wont stop. ever. if theyre not beheading americans, they will be going after someone else... untill either they are exterminated, or until all the world conforms to their dogmatic ideology...(if you can give it the recognission that comes with lableing it an ideology)















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When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jun 18 2004 2:38PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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It'll never stop as long as there are americans there.

^^ Oh and I was supposed to get a dog and I suggested we called it Jesus or God, but my parents were offended even though they aren't religious. I liked the idea of God obeying me.
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Jun 18 2004 2:42PM
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SkiUnit03
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us soilders are killing many many iraqi civillians too. and torturing some iraqies too



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 18 2004 2:49PM
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bigJ
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yet no decapitaions of iraq civilians, no holding them hostage asking for prisoner returns, and what evidence is there that US soldiers are going out and killing iraq civilians that pose no threat?

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Jun 18 2004 2:53PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
look. if there wernt any americans there, they would be killing someone else. if you think it will just stop if we leave, then i would prescribe for you a treatment that i often suggest to people who are out of control.

go, find a large basin. fill it with water. submerge your head in the basin. inhale deeply.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jun 18 2004 3:12PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Some one up there said who cares, stupid bastard people go fight for your freedom and not having planes crash into your friggin house and you say shit like that. Dumbass.
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Jun 18 2004 3:17PM
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hazel_32
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i am too lazy to read that....but smarterchild on AIM refers to me as 'Jesus'...it hought that was worth sharing


hazel
Jun 18 2004 3:25PM
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LittleDevil720
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theres gonna be more..unfortunatly
Jun 18 2004 3:34PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
just like an american soldier said: 'we should leave this place, come back with B-52s and turn iraq into a huge park place'!! no more iraqis , no more problems in iraq!! just like palestine! no palestinians, no more problems in palestine!! i'm provocative, but in fact so few people are killin americans ! u know, people say iraq is a big mess, but when a car explodes in south bagdad, people livin' in the north are not that touched!!! if there's ariot in north of NY, people in the south do not care!! no??
Jun 18 2004 3:56PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^that would be cool

jesus was way cool, he could walk on water and swim on the land

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

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Jun 18 2004 4:20PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
we launched an unprovoked attack on their country and then get angry when they feel nationalistic about iraq?
Jun 18 2004 4:42PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
^shutup

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 18 2004 4:43PM
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punk_rider
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well!! unprovoked ... kuwait, laughin' at UN during 10 years, killin' kurds, givin' money to palestinian terrorists ... unprovokative????
Jun 18 2004 4:44PM
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Nickskier
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^i have no idea what you just tried to say
Jun 18 2004 4:51PM
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punk_rider
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nick! being a dictator in 2004 is provocative! he deserved a war! too bad this people are too stupid to understand america is doin' for them what they did for europe 60 years ago...
Jun 18 2004 4:54PM
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Nickskier
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do you guys seriously think this war has helped the terrorism problem? well if it has, good evidence would be the recent killing of a hostage. you guys act as if you can kill all the terrorist and they will be gone, not so. this war has created more hatred and more terrorists.
Jun 18 2004 4:54PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
oh, punkrider agrees, sorry about that
Jun 18 2004 4:55PM
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punk_rider
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so, what do you propose? waiting and let them kill us all??

Jun 18 2004 4:56PM
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Nickskier
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we could try accepting them as people, not crazy monkey that blow shit up
Jun 18 2004 5:01PM
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coolcat410
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It's called scare tactics. We're just trying to show terrorist organizations that we will go after the people responsable when we are attack.
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Jun 18 2004 5:02PM
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punk_rider
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to me one tactic: terrorize the terrorists!! just like with Lybia in the 80's!
Jun 18 2004 5:04PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
^lol
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Jun 18 2004 7:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
why is punk rider so damn cool?

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 18 2004 7:56PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
because hes french.


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Jun 18 2004 8:01PM
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asac
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i have no idea what this thread is about so i'll say this, jesus is just alright with me...





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Jun 18 2004 8:06PM
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J.D.
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^Damn right, Doobies kick ass.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 18 2004 8:07PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
have u haerd the story of hte giant doobie??!!




no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jun 18 2004 10:52PM
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bhill2.0
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JESUS AND SKIING DUB E U TEE EFF



RIDEblunt
Jun 19 2004 11:57AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
its called war, this is what happens in war


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summer countdown= 4 dayz
Jun 19 2004 12:25PM
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mcheffernenton
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yeah seriously ^
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Jun 19 2004 12:47PM
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Irotate360
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the only people worth saving are the ppeople in the north america and western eruope. mabey japan too. everywhere else theres just too much bad shit happening. nuke tha sunsabitches



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 19 2004 2:11PM
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ATLskier
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Too many people want to appease terrorists. Haven't yall learned from history? Chamberlain had many oppertunities to prevent world war 2, but instead choose to appease Hitler. Appeasement dosen't work.
make love to me toilet-Atlantaski
Jun 19 2004 2:55PM
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Irotate360
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yeah^ i dont think many people are against the war on terror but there against what its doing to are ecomomy/miltary ect.



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 19 2004 3:50PM
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bitchassphatz
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i'm sorry but this type of debate has been going on since it started and nothing has changed so shut the fuck up and wait. or if you're for it...go fight....or if you're against it, go fight on the other side. BUT SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BITCHES!


i liked the idea of naming a dog jesus, so god obeys you....fuckin awesome man.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Jun 19 2004 4:21PM
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punk_rider
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i'm really happy so many cool dudes think i'm so cool! to all the people thinkin' i'm cool: 'you are so cool too'!!!
Jun 19 2004 4:39PM
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