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Best.joke.ever.

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meth_time
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If a bird crosses the road in the middle of a forest, which side of the road does he cross over to?















The right side!

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAHA





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Jan 22 2011 1:25AM
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BEARS.
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a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
Jan 23 2011 11:13AM
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AbeFroman
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wow. waaaay too far
Jan 23 2011 12:01PM
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blatt
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3/4 of my dads side of the family tree was killed off in the holocaust. just thought I'd share
Jan 23 2011 4:22PM
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.jesus.
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so a twelve year tries to act tough on the internet.
Why?











he has no friends
Jan 23 2011 9:01PM
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infuser
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what do you call a mouse with a sword??? a mousekateer

ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get it cuz like muskateer mousekateer ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jan 23 2011 10:03PM
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cubber
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a ham samwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'sorry we don't serve ham samwiches' and the ham samwich says 'that's okay i just want a beer'
Jan 23 2011 10:11PM
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binturong-qwerty
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that is the original punchline
well done sir
Jan 24 2011 12:40AM
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applejuice.
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i appreciate this.
Jan 24 2011 12:51AM
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meth_time
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I'm very disjointed in all of you.

Jan 24 2011 2:59AM
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cubber
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yay free karma for everyone
Jan 24 2011 3:05AM
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[tk]
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What did the african say when he had diarrhea?



I wish i had access to to clean water and basic amenities
Jan 24 2011 3:09AM
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poluhasuper
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How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
Trust me
Jan 24 2011 3:13AM
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nneth_time
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Oh memories.
Jun 19 2011 12:16AM
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Mavrck
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Jun 19 2011 1:24AM
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snowbombz
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classic monty python:

Jun 19 2011 3:23AM
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larsenreynolds
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What is worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm hole?








The holocaust
Jun 19 2011 3:41AM
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filthapparel
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
Knock Knock


Who's there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interrupting docto-
YOU HAVE CANCER
Jun 19 2011 4:03AM
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CrunkNugget
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so a pickle, a cucumber, and a penis are all having a conversation. the pickle says "man, my life is tough. when I get big, ripe, and juicy, they put me in a jar and just leave me there". the cucumber says "I have it way harder. when I get big, ripe, and juicy, they chop me up to go in salads and sandwiches". the penis then says, "you two know nothing of pain. when I get big, ripe and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a dark, wet cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up and pass out"
Jun 19 2011 4:26AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Here's a joke some people may appreciate....

Whats the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?










Dunno?








SOOO YOU'RE THE ONE!!!!!!!!
Jun 19 2011 4:42AM
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feihlination
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old thread and idk if these jokes work in english (math terminology) but i dont even care

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so there is a sine-party going on. all the sines rock like there is no tomorrow, doing the wave and shit. but in one corner, there is a cosine standing alone.

a sine goes over

sine: "whats up? why youre not dancing?"
cosine: "i am not integrated"

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i knew another one with e^x but i cant remember. i guess its about integrating and its the SAME.

(this actually was kind of a joke, but seriously, i cant remember)
Jun 19 2011 5:35AM
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.Roockley.
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An irish man walks out of a bar
Jun 19 2011 6:55AM
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mistahfabbydavis
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah

"The WNBA"
Jun 19 2011 7:54AM
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AOTEAROA
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"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual.".
Jun 19 2011 8:14AM
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315jibber94
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wheres the punch line?
Jun 19 2011 10:13AM
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Wolffy
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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas ?

































Cancer.
Jun 19 2011 10:44AM
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Wolffy
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Jews weren't actually placed in the ovens alive. After they were executed with gas, they would be stacked 5 high and 3 wide into the ovens for cremation to make space for more jews, gays, handicaps and other minorities in the concentration camps. Ignorant fuck.
Jun 19 2011 10:50AM
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erica
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Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.

It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would kick him into the ocean. Trids are notoriously bad swimmers, and frequently drowned when kicked into the ocean.

The Trids were a very sexual people, and the population had grown quite large. Every square inch of the island, except the mountain, was crowded with Trids.

The Trids spent their days crowded together, dreaming of the open space available on the ever visible mountain. Every few days, a Trid would decide he couldn't stand the crowds any more. He would start to climb the mountain, and the Giant would kick the Trid into the ocean.

The Trids were a very depressed people.

One day a traveling Rabbi visited the Island of Trid. Despite their overcrowded conditions, the Trids were extremely generous to this man of God.

The Rabbi decided to return the favor, and to go plead the Trid's case to the Giant. "Surely the Giant can be convinced to share some of the mountain with you," the Rabbi explained.

The Trids were horrified. "Please don't go, Rabbi", the Trids implored. "The Giant will kick you into the ocean, and you will surely drown."

The Rabbi was stubborn, and insisted that he talk to the Giant. The Trids sent out every boat they had. They formed a ring around the island, so that they would be able to rescue the Rabbi.

The Rabbi started walking towards the mountain. No sign of the Giant.

He walked through the foothills, and there was no sign of the Giant.

He started up the slopes of the mountain, further than any Trid had ever been. Still no sign of the Giant.

Finally he reached the summit of the mountain. There the Giant was waiting for him. The Rabbi asked "Tell me Giant, why have you allowed me to climb to the top of the mountain, without kicking me off the moment I started climbing?"

And the Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
Jun 19 2011 11:02AM
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BROSEIDON
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I should not have laughed so hard at this. I'm going to hell
Jun 19 2011 11:16AM
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SlimDunkin.
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Dont worry Im black.


What do you call three black men standing in a field?



Antique farm tools



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Jun 19 2011 11:21AM
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AWALLRUS.
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how was copper wire invented?

two jews fighting over a penny


how do you know you're at a jew's house on christmas

theres a parking meter on the roof


how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30.
1 to screw it in, 2 to film it, and 27 to sit in the landing and watch.
^saw that one in another thread
Jun 19 2011 11:34AM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Jun 19 2011 11:46AM
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.Roockley.
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knock knock

who's there?

Dave

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break down into tears as he realises his grandmothers alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him
Jun 19 2011 12:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?

"Get in the bat mobile robin"
Jun 19 2011 12:47PM
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BmoChop
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threads x10000
Jun 19 2011 12:50PM
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BmoChop
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threads x10000
Jun 19 2011 12:50PM
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Wolffy
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lol @ anti-jokes
Jun 19 2011 1:07PM
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RICK_ROSS
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with a summer theme;

How do you know someone is a raft guide?

Because they'll tell you!
Jun 19 2011 1:08PM
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stickski
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teeheehee i laughed
Jun 19 2011 1:12PM
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bromigo
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how many jews can you fit in a car? 22! 2 in the front 3 in the back, 2 in the trunk and 15 in the ashtray.
Jun 19 2011 1:28PM
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Janky
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haaaaaa
Jun 19 2011 1:35PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb






one,

they are perfectly capable human beings
Jun 19 2011 1:47PM
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