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an giraffe walks into the bakkery and asks the baker, have you got wwhite bread? no says the baker, only white breaqd!
giraffe: oh doesnt matter im at the bike..
HAHAHAHAHA
sorry im drunk and there are no raccoons on www.raccooncam.com :(
Horse walks into a bar...bartender asks, why the long face?
Two muffins are in a microwave, one muffin said to the other, ITS HEATING UP IN HERE, the other muffin said AHHHHHH ATALKING MUFFIN
Two farmers are standing in a field. One says "it's pretty cold out, don't you think?" The other farmer says nothing, as he is trying to think of how the first farmer that his son has just been called in a car accident.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
ok so a horse walks into a bar and then the bartender says horses aren't allowed here i'm calling animal control... i forgot the rest but your mother is a whore.
Three guys are on the edge of a cliff. A wise, old man comes up to them and says "You must leap from this cliff, and whatever you shout out before you jump, you will land in."
First guy shouts "Money!" and lands in a huge sea of 100 dollar bills.
Second guy shouts "Women!" and lands in a large pile of voluptuos girls.
Third guy slips on the edge and shouts "--oh SHIT!"