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Unbutton your pants with one hand

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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

and then try unbuttoning them with your other hand

that's right. shit aint so easy now, is it

i say this only because i just came back from taking a pee, but had to unbutton and hold it with my off hand since i had a sandwich in my main hand. ham, turkey, mustard and mayo. shit was great. so was the pee.

thanks for caring

Jan 20 2011 9:13PM
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SkiThe603
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hahaha and ya it is actually quite hard, that is good to know info
Jan 20 2011 9:14PM
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1337
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brool cory sto.
Jan 20 2011 9:14PM
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T-Holt
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You're welcome.
Jan 20 2011 9:15PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
not when it's a girls pants button, then my hands get magical powers
Jan 20 2011 9:19PM
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[evan]
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It's all in the placement.
Jan 20 2011 9:19PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Heard that. Fondle the boobies with one hand and undo the pants with the other. Takes practice...but after a while youll become pro like me.
Jan 20 2011 9:23PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
one handed bra strap still trips me up... :(
Jan 20 2011 9:24PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
i dont want to brag but.. i did it. ambidextrous FTW
Jan 20 2011 9:27PM
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peyton
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great way to pick up the ladiessss
Jan 20 2011 9:28PM
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aquinn
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switch the sandwich hand. be resourceful come on
Jan 20 2011 9:36PM
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pomme-de-terre
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THAT WASNT EVEN HARD
Jan 20 2011 9:41PM
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Chompo.
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well im wearin b ball shorts soooo.....
Jan 20 2011 9:42PM
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dreadyboy
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yeah, like it was really fuckin easy
Jan 20 2011 9:43PM
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connory998
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right hand was harder surprisingly, bad angle to undo the button from.
Jan 20 2011 9:46PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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really easy... left hand is easier though
Jan 20 2011 9:48PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62

its a well known fact that urine splatters up to approximately 3 feet outside of the toilet when a man takes a piss standing up... so you definately pissed on your sandwich and continued to eat it.

i apologize if that upsets your day.

Jan 20 2011 9:49PM
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snowaddict91
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try breaking your dominant hand thumb/wrist and doing everything with one hand. shit sucks, especially when you have to put on a button up shirt haha
Jan 20 2011 9:50PM
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soulskier
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same, not to brag or anything. even did it with cold hands.
Jan 20 2011 9:50PM
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Anathema
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maybe its just because im fat and the pants are super tight
Jan 20 2011 9:52PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
i dont unbutton my pants, they are sagged so low that i dont need to
Jan 20 2011 9:53PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
You were eating a sandwich while taking a leak..
Jan 20 2011 9:55PM
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MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
unbuttoning is easy. its buttoning them back up that is hard

Jan 20 2011 10:00PM
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Stickity
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you also have an immune system so it doesn't fucking matter
Jan 20 2011 10:10PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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this.
Jan 20 2011 10:19PM
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mowdapow
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opposite
Jan 20 2011 10:26PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
wtf you losers why would you use your hands real jedi's use there ffuucckkinngg minnnddddsss
Jan 20 2011 11:24PM
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the.cheat
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my girlfriend has this one pair of pants thats so easy to unbutton like slide you hand across and theyre open. i feel so smooth every time i get to do that
Jan 20 2011 11:25PM
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Emma_Watson
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I'm not wearing any pants :)
Jan 21 2011 12:45AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
I can do it easily with both? I wear button fly pants though so I'm doing it all the time
Jan 21 2011 12:48AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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I can take my shirt of quicker with one hand than unbuttoning my pants.

Video to /claim


Jan 21 2011 12:53AM
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bootleg_BEN
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I got up and tried. Harder than i thought
Jan 21 2011 12:57AM
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