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USA vs. CANADA

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1990
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Jan 20 2011 9:54AM
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Trojan~Man
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boreder hoping taco eating beaners. i hate it when they kill me on cod.
Jan 20 2011 1:52PM
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kenzieann
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Bahahaha this thread is funny. I'm not even going to interject but holly hell Americans you kind of suck.
Jan 20 2011 1:55PM
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Trojan~Man
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dude. its about mexicans naow
Jan 20 2011 1:56PM
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kenzieann
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Yeah sorry I just woke up. Mexico is awesome.
Jan 20 2011 1:57PM
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Anathema
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Jan 20 2011 1:59PM
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Trojan~Man
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hahahaha thats awesome.
Jan 20 2011 2:13PM
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hoodratz47
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maple syrup and big fucking mtns..... thats all you got.. and health care.. but who gives a shit when there are more people in LA then the whole country.

and dont get me started on there lack of good beer.... !
Jan 20 2011 2:17PM
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Ski_the_east01
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i wouldnt go that far...

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Jan 20 2011 2:23PM
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Trojan~Man
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what? are you trying to say that american beer is better? ... if so then you gotta be trolling! :P
Jan 20 2011 2:24PM
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hoodratz47
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american beer.... better and dont have to shell out a shit ton of money like you guys for it... and i can buy it anywhere...


and what beer is that young Canadian hockey player drinking.... hmmmmmmmm
Jan 20 2011 2:26PM
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hoodratz47
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ok,,,,, i will give you guys trailer park boys... that shit is funny as fuck.
Jan 20 2011 2:27PM
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kenzieann
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american beer is only better as in the amazing microbreweries in oregon.  everything else is shit.

most canadian towns have microbrews as well but its not as cheap. 

at least we can go to the doctor for free.
Jan 20 2011 2:31PM
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hoodratz47
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i live in Oregon. and yes... the beer here amazing..... i get fucking good health coverage through my job.
Jan 20 2011 2:38PM
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Daydreaming
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Skip to about 3:00
Jan 20 2011 2:38PM
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Daydreaming
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what the fail???


Jan 20 2011 2:39PM
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Daydreaming
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FFFUUUUUUU youtube changed their embed coding format.
Jan 20 2011 2:40PM
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Spinoza
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The Milk in America has stuff in it that causes cancer,   and is banned in every other developed country.   but not in the USA
Jan 20 2011 2:41PM
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hoodratz47
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ooooooooooooooooo.

Jan 20 2011 2:41PM
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.Emerson.
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I wanna call troll on this one.

If not, you're just really fucking stupid and ignorant
Jan 20 2011 2:48PM
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2_fadez
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If you drink enough Canadian syrup, you get diabetes.
Whats your point?


Also, Canada is pretty much everyone's bitch. The French. The British. The U.S.

When Canada is able to fight a war on its own, you can call me while I drive my Ford Mustang eating Popeyes chicken.


And despite what you guys say, I'm sure 90% of you guys would fuck Britney Spears, along with Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Jan 20 2011 2:48PM
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Daydreaming
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I'm a heterosexual American and I wouldn't touch any of those women with a 10 foot pole.
Jan 20 2011 2:53PM
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Cincher
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I dunno, can you deal with slightly higher taxes?
Jan 20 2011 2:58PM
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vailsux.com
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It's funny that you say that because my aunt got some sort of brain cancer from Canadian cattle products, they could never figure out what form it was exactly because. . . well you know. . . she was at a Canadian hospital.
Jan 20 2011 3:03PM
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.jersey
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that doesnt count, I saw a Tim Hortans last week in New york penn station
Jan 20 2011 3:11PM
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kenzieann
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truth
Jan 20 2011 3:11PM
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kris.....
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shows how much you learned in history class.......
Jan 20 2011 3:44PM
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Ski..4..Life
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ahaha, do you actually know anything?

First you said Canada isn't invited to meetings? there are tons of meetings that happen care to elaborate. But Canada is a member of the G8 and G20 and hosted both of these events last year.

Bitch out of wars? while we may not have as big as a military as the US we are just as capable of fighting. WWI and WWII Canada played a vital role, especially on Juno Beach in WWII where our troops progressed further inland and got closest to completing their D-Day objectives then anyone else. we are also currently in Afghanistan.

Took Alaska from us? We never owned Alaska u dumb american, you bought it from Russia long over a century ago.
Jan 20 2011 3:47PM
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neutralzombie
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Jan 20 2011 3:54PM
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Download-My-Apps
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Monsterdong, i really hope you are in fact 11.
Jan 20 2011 3:57PM
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neutralzombie
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so much fail in this thread
Jan 20 2011 3:58PM
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vailsux.com
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Canadians are really trying to drive home the point that they think they are better than the U.S.
Jan 20 2011 4:25PM
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Trojan~Man
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Americans are really showing how arrogant they are. acctually no. Just you^ so far.

and you guys are really trying to drive home the point that you guys can go to war. ...? its always what you guys fall back ,on just saying.
Jan 20 2011 5:10PM
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skier_boy26
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canada sucks... in principle

i like canada. i like going to canada. sometimes, though, muricah just better, you feel me?
Jan 20 2011 5:13PM
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brandon_
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Dear America,

Does the year 1812 ring a bell? It's been a while; I thought I should remind you about that time some of us Canucks snuck down in land and burnt the beloved white house.

Much Love,

Canada.
Jan 20 2011 5:45PM
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Mr.Fister
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no.
Jan 20 2011 6:04PM
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shocker611
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pretty sure that was the british army STATIONED in canada.. ya fucktard
Jan 20 2011 6:10PM
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.AR6rider.
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No, you don't.

Jan 20 2011 6:15PM
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MitchPee
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interject |ˌintərˈjekt|

verb [ trans. ]

say (something) abruptly, esp. as an aside or interruption

"but holy hell Americans you kind of suck"


but is a word that sets up a contradictory statement to the first part of the sentence. Therefore, when you said I am not going to interject you in fact did interject by using the word but. This is one of my biggest pet peeves...when people say stuff like "I'm not racist BUT..."

Jan 20 2011 6:24PM
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Lemuel
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Since when is Canada known for maple syrup? Ever heard of Vermont, known primarily for its maple syrup? Dumbasses. And does Canada have these?:

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No, Canada does not. Boom.
Jan 20 2011 6:25PM
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Dan.P
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It looks like canada is spanking itself
Jan 20 2011 6:30PM
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HurleyS
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Jan 20 2011 6:48PM
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CAPSLOCK*
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well that explains why ontarians are all dicks
Jan 20 2011 6:54PM
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Jan 20 2011 7:06PM
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Raz.
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you guys do realize that china pretty much owns (own in the sense of ownership) us right?
Jan 20 2011 7:14PM
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brandon_
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The British who turned into Canadians, early gen. Canucks.
Jan 20 2011 7:40PM
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shocker611
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They were still part of the british millitary, they werent born in canada, they werent residents of canada.. thats like saying that US forces stationed in iraq are Iraquis
Jan 20 2011 7:44PM
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Jaimee.
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Yes we do. Edmonton Monster Jam
Jan 20 2011 7:47PM
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shocker611
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agreed but there had been 4 generations of them living in the US.. with the british army that wasnt the case.. why is everyone so fuckin retarded? are there no educated canadians or what?
Jan 20 2011 7:54PM
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Dosh
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don't front doood cmon! buying alcohol in canada is a pain in the ass, stores stop selling liquor at 9 on the latest night and not to mention you have to go to the ridiculously overpriced provincial SAQ or LCBO to get it. forget trying to find a full handle (1.75L) at most of them unless you go to the big stores way out in the suburbs. for americans curious about the prices up here:
-$30.00+ for the majority of .75L
-$50-60 for 1.75L
-6 pack of PBR is between $7-8
-30 racks of anything don't exist (only 24 racks) and that usually ends up costing $25
-no one understands the concept that tall boy (16oz) 6 packs should cost only slightly more if not the same as regular 6 packs
(e.g. they charge you fuckin $12 at the store for a 6 of tall PBRS)

This is Quebec by the way. From what I have heard it gets even more expensive in some of the provinces. And don't tell me blablabla noob you only buy PBR when we have so many good beers in Canada. That's all I buy b/c it's all i can afford. And there's a time and a place for nice beers, but when I want some good chug beers, I miss my rolling rock 30 racks for $18 and Naragansett 6 pack talls for $4.99. And as far as cheap liquor like your 1.75L of Rubinoff Vodka for $8, forget it b/c they only sell expensive shit at the stores. It's a baller's world up hurrr.
Jan 20 2011 7:57PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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educate yourself about these topics before you post your shit on them please... Having only 34 million people in the second largest country in the world it gives us more space.
clearly you have never had good beer you sam adams drinking piece of shit.



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Jan 20 2011 8:02PM
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