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Works every time

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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
Guy: Hey Babe I got this magic watch that tells me random shit

girl: oh yea, what's it saying

Guy: It's saying that you're not wearing any underwear

girl: well it's wrong cause I am

Guy: Damn it must be an hour ahead







enough said...
Jan 19 2011 7:12PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
or she slaps you in the face
Jan 19 2011 7:13PM
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DirtyDiabetic
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
60% of the time it works everytime
Jan 19 2011 7:13PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
lol thats awesome
Jan 19 2011 7:14PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
well there's always the internet if this method fails (which it won't I reccomend you try it)
Jan 19 2011 7:14PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
i feel like thats somthing James Bond would say.
Jan 19 2011 7:16PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
this
Jan 19 2011 7:16PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
i know you from apples to apples. LOLipops
Jan 19 2011 7:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37680 - Karma: 123,635
No.
Jan 19 2011 7:18PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
hahahahha yes!
Jan 19 2011 7:23PM
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DrewWu
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10

Guy: show us where the axe man got ya.

Bitch: ok. .. ...

simple as that.

Jan 19 2011 8:28PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
holy fuck. i recognize your name/icon from flickr.
Jan 19 2011 8:29PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
what would you do if she replied
"how the fuck did it know that?"
Jan 19 2011 8:31PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
then you reply, lets get started.
Jan 19 2011 8:32PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
That must work all the time
Jan 19 2011 8:48PM
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