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10...no 11 reasons skiing is better than sex

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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,631

one of my friends just send me a text saying 11 reasons that skiing is better than sex

1. Take breaks whenever you want

2.choose between beginner and expert

3.Lube lasts longer

4.Choice of day or night

5.Can leave whenever you want

6.Pay once and ride all day

7.Doesnt require foreplay

8.Listen to the music YOU like

9.A lot more white stuff to shred

10.You are still fresh afterwards

11.Wont have child support bills in 9 months

-Nazi Midge Lucas

Jan 18 2011 11:27PM
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LittleFoot
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12. skis dont scream when you ride them
Jan 18 2011 11:29PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
no.........     DVDA...      done.
Jan 18 2011 11:29PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i can honestly say skiing waist deep pow all day huckin cliffs is a better feeling than sex.

man i fucking love skiing...
Jan 18 2011 11:30PM
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Patrick*
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
LAWLAWLLAWLLAWL
Jan 18 2011 11:30PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
stick it in her butt and #2 is solved
Jan 18 2011 11:34PM
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Troy.
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13. Hard to be thuggin while naked.
Jan 18 2011 11:57PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
speak for yourself
Jan 19 2011 12:10AM
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rockjumper
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13. Slaying virgin powder doesn't qualify as statutory rape.
Jan 19 2011 12:12AM
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matt.s
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14: you dont gotta put a paper bag over top of a rail or jump on the slushy days
Jan 19 2011 12:14AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
sex is year round, no gear is needed and no lift lines.
Jan 19 2011 12:15AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
15. you dont have to seduce skis first
Jan 19 2011 12:17AM
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no_steeze
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16. a ski doesn't complain when you ride it with ski boots on
Jan 19 2011 12:19AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
backcountry= no lift lines
summer in northern hemisphere is winter in southern
condom is often needed as gear. if not plan b or birth control pillz.

bam
Jan 19 2011 12:19AM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
i dont think i would mind screaming

hahah
Jan 19 2011 12:21AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Story time?
Jan 19 2011 12:34AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
you have never seen G.N.A.R. have you? they prove that gear is not needed for skiing. they drop massive cliffs completely naked.
Jan 19 2011 8:18AM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,631

haha nice +k

Jan 19 2011 8:34AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
i seriously feel truly sorry for you
Jan 19 2011 9:06AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i seriously feel sorry for you! the people who are yet to discover the true joy of tandem skiing.
Jan 19 2011 9:57AM
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tyberesk
Posts: 446 - Karma: 41
psssh consent.....who needs that
Jan 19 2011 10:17AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
hahaha
Jan 19 2011 10:38AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
This guy knows where it's at.
Jan 19 2011 10:44AM
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IHeartWeasels
Posts: 239 - Karma: 55
...17. Skis don't pop off as quickly!
Jan 19 2011 11:43AM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
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Jan 19 2011 12:13PM
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GavinTHEgrAPE
Posts: 36 - Karma: 18
18. Skis don't complain when you ride them switch.
Jan 19 2011 12:46PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Holy shit he has more post than me in 6 days and i have been here for 3 years
Jan 19 2011 12:55PM
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TonKwon
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 54
Skiing is definitely fun, but boy oh boy there is nothing better than hitting a nice fat ass..NNOTHING
Jan 19 2011 1:01PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 10,670
ah hahah made my day
Jan 19 2011 1:23PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Ew.
Jan 19 2011 1:26PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
19. its not illegal to rape in the park

20. Skis don't get jealous when you have more than one pair

21. Ride as often as you want without needing to get tested

22. You can trade in for the new and improved model every season

Jan 19 2011 1:30PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
you my friend just got karma for that. win
Jan 19 2011 1:39PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
yeah.. if your a lil bitch who uses domes, and birth control? its that bitches fault if she lets me get my nut.
Jan 19 2011 1:40PM
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Emma_Watson
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^
Jan 19 2011 1:58PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
+K
thats awesome
Jan 19 2011 2:04PM
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OoobeFu_k
Posts: 327 - Karma: 49

+k for you my friend

Jan 19 2011 2:11PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
23. Skis don't wanna talk after you ride them.
Jan 19 2011 11:33PM
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smltownjibba
Posts: 246 - Karma: 7
Because with skis fatter is better. When I stand in line on my EP's people are like, WOW LOOKS LIKE A FUN TIME!
Jan 19 2011 11:44PM
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ryantheconnolly
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24. the snow feels good on my dick
Jan 19 2011 11:46PM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
no doubt
May 15 2011 9:26PM
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Z-Juice
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25. you don't feel bad if you do it on Christmas
May 15 2011 9:34PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
you're fucked in the head.

passionate sex with someone you love is a better feeling than skiing.

now if i have to choose between 3 feet of pow and sex, i'll take the three feet of pow because that shit doesn't happen every day, but in no way is skiing more pleasurable than sex.
May 15 2011 9:35PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
just pictured lift lines for sex and lol'd
May 15 2011 9:39PM
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BIGben*
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26. Even if they are two years old you don't get into trouble when riding them. Wait, what?
May 15 2011 9:41PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
a gem
May 15 2011 9:42PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
I lol at everyone arguing the opposite point on pow vs sex are all from the east coast....
May 15 2011 9:43PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
that was the day of or after a pow day with waist deep fresh tracks all day... i was saying that instantaneous feeling is better than sex. but now looking back id say they are about equal in my mind.
May 15 2011 9:46PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18229 - Karma: 12,375

"The joy I get from skiing, thats worth dying for."

-C.R

May 15 2011 9:59PM
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StanMcStanson
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>implying that one would feel bad about banging a girl on Christmas...?
May 15 2011 10:03PM
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Low
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27. Mountains don't care if you visit the "backcountry"
May 15 2011 10:06PM
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