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Smoking dope outside airport????

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Chali2na
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i was just wondering if i smoke a joint in the airport carpark in denver international before going on an overseas flight ......

will there be any way of getting busted or anything

any suggestions???

Jan 18 2011 11:26PM
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Milksteak
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I hope you get caught for being a full blown retard.
Jan 18 2011 11:27PM
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hoodratz47
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joints smell... alot.....    i say edibles is the way to go for flights.   and it lastes longer
Jan 18 2011 11:27PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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no problem, securities a joke, just do it on the plane
Jan 18 2011 11:27PM
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Balto
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this, just put a j or 2 in your pocket and walk on through
Jan 18 2011 11:28PM
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zues
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weed is iillegal and i will report you for that!!
Jan 18 2011 11:29PM
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Chali2na
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yeah bro

thats what i was thinking.....

Jan 18 2011 11:29PM
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Blake.P
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eat hella edibles before you go through security. be hella keyd for the rest of the flight
Jan 18 2011 11:29PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Why not eat a brownie? last longer... a lot longer, and you don't smell like trees
Jan 18 2011 11:30PM
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littlejwigs
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yeah dude you will be fine no chance this is america you could probably jackoff in the bathroom too! even though it is frond upon
Jan 18 2011 11:30PM
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Chali2na
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oi nah i'm not makin eatibles

cos i don't know how and cbf learning cos i am going soon

fuck man

i just wanna know if the screening xray things will pick it up and get fucked by the long dick of the laww

Jan 18 2011 11:31PM
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littlejwigs
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are you black? you kind of speak like not to be rude or anything?
Jan 18 2011 11:33PM
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gustafari
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why don't you just rip a bong? thats what i do before i fly









































/sarcasm
Jan 18 2011 11:33PM
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littlejwigs
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like it is what i meant hahah
Jan 18 2011 11:34PM
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Username_42069
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anyway of getting busted?, YEAAH guy there are a lot of ways of getting busted. but im sure you could prob spliff in the parking lot without too much question. Considering youre in CO i would recommend getting some edibles if you can and taking the labels off and leaving it in your cary-on. eat that shit up and youre golden
Jan 18 2011 11:35PM
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seiche
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hot box your car spray some old spice and you're good to go
Jan 18 2011 11:36PM
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CrunkNugget
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i feel like i should be calling first page on this lol...

first page
Jan 18 2011 11:37PM
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Username_42069
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hes australian, like steve irwin was. but every british, aus, irish, etc. person i know types everything out phonetically, which translates to reading it like a ebonics in my head.
Jan 18 2011 11:38PM
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wolf.
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I hope he gets caught for being a full blown genius because this is the best idea I've ever heard of.
Jan 18 2011 11:39PM
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HR8938Cephei
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Usually you can get an Inflight Bong.. they hand them out on most flights... then just load it up and burn one down.
Jan 18 2011 11:40PM
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salomon097
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as long as your not bringing weed onto the plane i dont see why you would get in trouble. if you eyedrop/ spray/ sploof you shouldnt even look/smell high. and last time i checked its not illegal to smell like weed. they might give you a hard time but as long as you arent in possession of anything illegal i dont see why it would even be a problem
Jan 18 2011 11:41PM
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Chali2na
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oi do you guys know that sarcasm is the greatest form of humour???/
Jan 18 2011 11:42PM
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Deezy
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just blaze with the pilot and he should get u on with no questions asked
Jan 18 2011 11:43PM
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steezee5
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Stop being self-righteous. I'm sure a bunch of you have entertained, or just like, the idea of flying high. I do. That being said, a joint in the parking garage is dumb, you will stink and while you're probably not going to get arrested for smelling like pot, it could be a hassle and you'll just be paranoid the whole time. Hit a little bowl and change shirts or something, or better yet smoke at home, shower, and roll to the airport. Driving there with windows down you'd probably be fine too.

Oh, who am i kidding .... GREAT IDEA DUMBASS. YEAH BRING A POUND IN YOUR CARRYON
Jan 18 2011 11:44PM
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RubberSoul
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if you have nothing else on you, yeah no problem. ive smoked a few Js in airport parking lots before flights and picking people up. but yeah i'd go the brownie route if possible..
Jan 18 2011 11:49PM
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Raz.
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first page, i see a multipager comin
Jan 18 2011 11:49PM
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shocker611
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hold up.. would those puffer things pick up any weed residue on his fingers/clothes though? cause i feel like that could be a problem
Jan 18 2011 11:50PM
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Troy.
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Yea, this could cause issues. While they wouldn't be able to arrest you for smelling like weed, I could see them throwing yu out because "you are a possible threat to homeland security" or some other BS like that.
Jan 18 2011 11:51PM
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CrunkNugget
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they can drug test you though.
Jan 18 2011 11:51PM
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dmc12380
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ive smoked in the dia garage, your good to go, cops patrol departure drop off and arrival pick up usually. Just be discrete about it, and smoke a spliff so your clothes dont smell like straight weed
Jan 18 2011 11:52PM
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Chali2na
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11

thankyou

a fucking legit answer

yeah dude coming out of LA i got put through the puffer thing an that thing was constantly being used so if they puff me i'm am soo fucked

but then again can you be arrested for smelling like????

Jan 18 2011 11:52PM
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siversex
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you could just fucking wait till your there then smoke and then you don't risk a chance of getting fucked.

Holy shit i'm brilliant.
Jan 18 2011 11:54PM
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Chali2na
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11

noo ur not

the whole point is being high for a litle part of my 14 hr journey dick head

Jan 18 2011 11:55PM
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GayWolf420
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Pretty brilliant yet dumb idea. The sound of lighting a doob up before you stroll casually through the airport enjoying its sights and sounds is pretty fucking neat-o.
Jan 18 2011 11:56PM
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=Carson=
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Yeah, I always smoke ate DIA when im leaving CO, you can also smoke in DIA and have Weed if you have a license
Jan 18 2011 11:57PM
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chardi
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when was the last time you checked?
Jan 18 2011 11:57PM
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salomon097
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either your fucking retarded or dont know what the fuck a figure of speech is
Jan 19 2011 12:00AM
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siversex
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i thought the whole point was getting to wherever your going safely. but if getting high is more important then ok...

but i see where your coming from can't you smoke before your at the airport cause then all risk is eliminated
Jan 19 2011 12:01AM
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GayWolf420
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The irony in this post is exploding out of the screen.
Jan 19 2011 12:01AM
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shocker611
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oh and by the way my buddies put an ounce into one pan of brownies and ate em before they got on the plane.. Anyways they said they thought that the plane was doing rolls the entire trip and one of them, in the words of the flight attendent, "looked like you were having an amazing dream, you were fuckin gigglin in your sleep the whole trip".. sounded pretty fun to me
Jan 19 2011 12:02AM
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white+wolf
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this thread contains a large amount of stupidity.

Jan 19 2011 12:03AM
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Chali2na
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spot on brah

fuck man an ounce is heaps

but i just want to be chilled for some of the trip

Jan 19 2011 12:03AM
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murflydude
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it takes 14hr to fly to dia to LA, last time i checked it took like an hr 30
Jan 19 2011 12:04AM
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Chali2na
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mer your a fucking tard

im going back to sydney

yeah man 14hrs to la totes bro

Jan 19 2011 12:06AM
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salomon097
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he said hes taking an overseas international flight
Jan 19 2011 12:08AM
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murflydude
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i like how u talk to to like 80% of the people that post on here
Jan 19 2011 12:11AM
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squibble
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you mean smoke outside the airport and then take all your weed paraphernalia through security?
its not recommended but i think you should try


Jan 19 2011 12:12AM
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no_steeze
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wrap a bong in a towel. if anyone asks questions just bribe them
Jan 19 2011 12:20AM
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chardi
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it was a joke.


you fucking retard. you missed it
Jan 19 2011 12:26AM
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salomon097
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lolgrammar
Jan 19 2011 12:30AM
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Deezy
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there is a serious need for a sarcasm font
Jan 19 2011 12:34AM
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