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asac
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i was blowing on an IBC rootbeer glass bottle making that howling noise and i did it for like 5minutes straight then i just passed out for like 10 seconds and when i came too i had no idea what was going on. everyone go try this, its so fun.





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Jun 16 2004 7:38PM
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yes brain cells are bad










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Jun 16 2004 7:39PM
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SkiUnit03
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wait what do you mean?



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 16 2004 7:53PM
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MistaSkier
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Like that kid in the Spelling Bee?


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Jun 16 2004 7:53PM
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depierre
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that was halarious
Jun 16 2004 7:54PM
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MistaSkier
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Woah, fuck, it actually does work.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Jun 16 2004 7:56PM
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asac
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yeah i did it again. after a couple of minutes you just start laughing, but if you keep going you'll pull a faint like the spelling bee kid from ebaums





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Jun 16 2004 8:06PM
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Irotate360
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have u ever had someone pass u out by like pushin hard on thier chest. its pretty fun times.



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Jun 16 2004 8:18PM
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rentalrider2
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keep on doing it until you don't wake up








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Jun 16 2004 8:19PM
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passion4this
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wow....





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Jun 16 2004 8:19PM
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rentalrider2
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who has passed out just for the fun of it...you know the thing where you take deep breaths, hold your breath, and then your friends push on your chest until you lose consciousness








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Jun 16 2004 8:21PM
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bhill2.0
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hahah i got this girl to lay on her back so i could push on her chest.... but i really just touched her chest for 5 minutes tryin to do it**but i wasnt even tryin


You stupid lady



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Jun 16 2004 8:33PM
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linemaverick540
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ive done the breath holding thing... it usually just makes me kinda dizy but this one time i fainted and hit my head on my air hockey table and woke up about 10 seconds later. it was sweet
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Jun 16 2004 8:35PM
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MistaSkier
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Yeah, having your friends push in is fun. But I've heard of people whose bodies just didn't start up again after passing out from that. That's kinda scary.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Jun 16 2004 9:03PM
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CTripper
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so this one time i was at a campground and these hick fuckers me and my friend met convinced me to let them make me pass out. they called it yoking. so they did on the beach in the campground. it was real nice too, lying on the sand and all, but then they shined a flashlight in my face and it was the most horrible way to come back.
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Jun 16 2004 9:07PM
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theBOSS.
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I remember holding my breath in 4th grade at kunch at school, woke up on the stone floor with a huge bump in my head and a broken nose
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Jun 16 2004 9:10PM
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Irotate360
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bhill i want to give u a cookie. good idear



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 16 2004 9:11PM
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B-Har406
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ha dumb fuck thats funny




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Jun 16 2004 10:04PM
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Snubluck
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bhill is one smart man

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no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
Jun 16 2004 11:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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hey i remember that chest thing
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Jun 16 2004 11:24PM
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asac
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we didn't do the chest thing. we did the hyperventalating then hold your neck thing. you hyperventalate then put you hands around your neck so it slows down circculation a lot. its good for your brain.





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Jun 17 2004 8:42AM
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mikee
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YES IM IN SOMEONES SIGNATURE!!!!!!! I ROCK SO MUCH NOW IM GONNA GO FAINT UNTIL I DIE AND THEN ILL BE THE BEST FAINTER EVER CAUSE MY FAINT WILL BE INFINITE! But in reality I did try but then I started getting dizzy but then I stopped cause I got bored.

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Jun 17 2004 8:49AM
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ScratchCobra66
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wow...





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Jun 17 2004 8:59AM
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KillerMonkey
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sleeper holds are fun too. I did that to my friend he passed for a little long and now i believe he;s stupider




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Jun 17 2004 3:08PM
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stevie.
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hahah wow thats entertaining




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Jun 17 2004 3:19PM
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P-JO
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Thats reallly bad for your head becuase of the massive killing of braincells, but its probably no worse than drinking alcohol.. so keep going!@!




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Jun 17 2004 3:29PM
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TheWorst
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ive never passed out... but i wanna try
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Jun 17 2004 3:37PM
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stevie.
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haha try it!
last year i was in the shower getting ready for school + i passed out... very random. i didnt have to go to school. it was great.




save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast.

life is to short so love the one ya got cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot - sublime

Jun 17 2004 3:41PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i remeber passing out and then having a sore dick and a bunch of women tryig to wake me up


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Jun 17 2004 3:44PM
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Ski-hobo
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ok, heres how to do it, lean over, and exhale for one minute, try to to take deep breaths in, then very quickly stand up, have your back against a wall, then two friends will push the air out of you. You pass out, then your friends are also their to guide you to the floor.
It seriously feels like you are asleep for 10 years, then you wake up and dont know a fuckin thing. Its weird shit.
Jun 17 2004 3:45PM
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Ski-hobo
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^correction, try NOT to take deep breaths in.
Jun 17 2004 3:49PM
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twix_182
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itried outting sum1 in a sleeper hold once, but they said oww and i stopped




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Jun 17 2004 5:24PM
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SeanB
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I've passed out hotknifing a few times, you just take a huge hit and then hold it a little too long. I've never done it on purpose but it's happened twice anyway, one of the times I fell down the stairs, the other time I was hotknifing outside at a school with a blowtorch and I passed out and fell flat on my back and cranked my head. Regaining my consciousness was crazy too because everyone was bending over me so they were talking to me face to face and i was so out of it that for like a minute I didn't believe that I was lying down, I thought I was still standing. I've actually had that sensation when I've gotten concussions skiing as well.

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Jun 17 2004 5:54PM
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sacha
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dat cool


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Jun 17 2004 6:02PM
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SeanB
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it's not really, I wish it hadn't happened and I'm sure I'm dumber for it but it did seem to fit in with the overall theme of this thread

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Jun 17 2004 6:03PM
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TheWorst
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ive lost consciousness before tho because ive had 3 major concussions... but that was a long time ago so i really forget the feeling

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Jun 17 2004 6:54PM
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dead
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i passed out in church two weekends ago at a funeral. the preist was blessing the bread. 30 secs.


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Jun 17 2004 7:10PM
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drewishish
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^ ha ha ha haha hahahahhahhahahaha thats so funny it was during a funeral thats evan funnier ha hhahahahhah
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Jun 17 2004 7:16PM
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Apple
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i almost passed out at rugby practice tonight, everything was almost black, kinda flashing black and i was dizzy. it was intense. i didnt feel like i was actualyl in my body or like i was actually there.

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Jun 17 2004 7:39PM
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flyinghobo
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i got the sleeper hold done to me once and friends told me when i went down i started shaking... loads of fun

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Jun 17 2004 7:46PM
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TheWorst
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o in rugby i passed my buddy the ball and he ran a bit and he got hit by like 3 guys at once and he was out for like 1 minute straight!
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Jun 19 2004 5:09PM
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asac
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at the massachusetts quarter finals for soccer. this kid get needed in the nuts and elbowed in the ribs hard by two other kids. it was a real cheap shot. he passed out and went into shock and started having ceizures.





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Jun 19 2004 5:12PM
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murphski
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my brother got a special grant to take me up in a jet with the navy. we did barrel roles and shit and i blacked out at 4 g's. then he pulled out of the spin and everything came back. then i threw up. it was awesome
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Jun 19 2004 5:16PM
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asac
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haha pussy you blacked out at 4 g's. no just kidding, even though it took me 4 1/2 g's.





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Jun 19 2004 5:19PM
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murphski
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4 1/2 whoa!!!!! your so so so so so so so so so so so much cooler than me
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Jun 19 2004 5:20PM
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murphski
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did you really go in a jet asac?
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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
Jun 19 2004 5:21PM
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asac
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haha no.





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Jun 19 2004 5:22PM
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asac
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simulation thingy





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jun 19 2004 5:23PM
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TheWorst
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ceizures arent cool my brothers friend died from one n he was only 17...
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