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Alright so me and some homies are just chillin and we meet this random dude. We roll up a fat ass blunt with him and start smoking it. Afterwards my friend pulls out a bag of M&Ms and we start eating them. He offers some to random dude and he's all like "awww hell no, I'll never eat those things again in my life". We ask him why and he's like you don't fucking want to know, trust me. We say just tell us, but he tells us we definitely do not wanna know.. Eventually we get him to tell the story.
So one day he was eating some M&Ms with his girlfriend and he gets this great fucking idea that he wants to eat some out of this girls vag. I guess she was okay with it because next thing he knows hes going down on a candy filled cunt. Everythings going good and he's having a blast. Some of the M&Ms are wet for obvious reasons, but he eats one that is particularly wet and chewy. He thinks nothing of it and finishes the job.
He wakes up the next morning and looks in the mirror to find red dots all over his face. So he goes to the doctor to find what the fuck is up. Turns out he got herpes from eating a herpes sack. HE ATE A FUCKING HERPES SACK. Imagine biting down into a gooey chewy ewwy M&M and having herpes sauce explode all over your mouth.
