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If you were drunk...

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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
Would you give this girl a ride? (girl on the left w/gold earings)

Last night I caked these when I was blacked out at my buddys house. i was about to go to bed and she came in to the room i was in and asked if she could sleep in my room, and being extremely drunk and pretty much blacked out, I had to say yes

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Win???
Jan 17 2011 12:36AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
definitely a pic of a high school football player...auburn spartans? Could be him
Jan 17 2011 1:47AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Awh shit. She's about a solid 7.
Jan 17 2011 1:50AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
The fact that she basically propositioned your penis is a deciding factor in this conundrum. It is quite a queer quandary seeing as I am not inebriated at this moment, but in your situation I'd probably do the same thing.
I don't usually have such an extensive vocabulary, but I just finished getting stoned and writing a huge essay with an online dictionary nearby.
Jan 17 2011 1:52AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
i would if i was blacked out
Jan 17 2011 2:50AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
finally, the voice of truth and reason
Jan 17 2011 2:56AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
The fact that you were shit canned doesn't protect you from gonorrhea.....

and for that... i leave you with this, just like she might have.


Jan 17 2011 3:09AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Solid 7's for all! but honestly... nope. I would need to be in an alcohol induced coma to hit that.
Jan 17 2011 3:13AM
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pow314
Posts: 424 - Karma: 111
not even if i was black out drunk.
Jan 17 2011 3:18AM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
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Jan 17 2011 3:22AM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
drunk like I am now, yes. Sober, PFFFFFTTTTT nah.
Jan 17 2011 3:30AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
i think there's a pretty safe rule here......if you have to ask NS then she's definitely ugly.

this case confirms this rule
Jan 17 2011 5:20AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
maybe. i'd have to see more pics. and be super wasted.
Jan 17 2011 5:44AM
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TonyMacaroni
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 34
i'm sorry but helll no.
Jan 17 2011 6:24AM
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DrewWu
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
meh, any holes a goal. haha.

jokes children.
Jan 17 2011 6:36AM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
id hit that.......with a bat
Jan 17 2011 6:58AM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
2nd page... And I'd move to another country if I were you
Jan 17 2011 7:39AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
this
Jan 17 2011 8:37AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
i gotta go with this. it sounds like an ugly kid just trying to get attention or something. i don't know her personally though. she could be really chill so its kinda hard to tell.
Jan 17 2011 8:53AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
no
Jan 17 2011 8:59AM
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Dosh
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 14
i am drunk now. it is 9am. the answer is still no.
Jan 17 2011 9:01AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
Girls beat
Jan 17 2011 9:18AM
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jibnut
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lolwut
Jan 17 2011 9:22AM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
The brunette chick on the far right in the second picture maybe. But the other ones are a definite no. You're better off drunk fapping.
Jan 17 2011 9:28AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
Yes.... but only if there is a large supply of doughnuts nearby, and she is feeling adventurous.

Read:  Put a doughnut in her butt.
Jan 17 2011 10:36AM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
o gawd
Jan 17 2011 10:39AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

it's not a question of how hot the girl is, it's a question of whether or not you want to sleep alone

Jan 17 2011 10:48AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348

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wat

Jan 17 2011 10:52AM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42
i can do much better things with my time being hammered than that solid 7. shes a straight tonka truck
Jan 17 2011 12:22PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
WHYY!!?!!
Jan 17 2011 12:33PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
bahahhahahaha definitely makes me feel better bout my saturday night. at least i fucked a hot chick blacked out, she might have hooked up with someone before.. but at least she was bangin hahahahah
Jan 17 2011 12:36PM
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c.davis
Posts: 791 - Karma: 79
I would rate this girl like a 4.5... no joke
in which case no drunk or not i would not touch her
Jan 17 2011 12:38PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
god no
Jan 17 2011 12:43PM
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steevner
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Jan 17 2011 1:00PM
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no_steeze
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i'd have to be so drunk that i was already dead from alcohol poisoning
Jan 17 2011 1:02PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
god yes.

Solid 7 for sure.
Jan 17 2011 1:06PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87




Alcohol+sex=babies and the clap
Jan 17 2011 1:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
hahahahaha oh ns
Jan 17 2011 1:10PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
if you remember it, you remember it.
Jan 17 2011 1:13PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
^the guys in that picture have bigger tits than she does and probably smell like an armpit's asshole. they are a perfect match for her.
Jan 17 2011 1:14PM
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cushie
Posts: 100 - Karma: 11
yo dude i was drunk like last night it was sick
Jan 17 2011 1:14PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
claiming 2nd page



haha she's ugly
Jan 17 2011 1:37PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
dont hate the player hate the game
Jan 17 2011 1:44PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

that's what I was thinking...minus the matt hasselbeck arm that looks like it was photoshopped in because it's too big for her body.

Jan 17 2011 1:48PM
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XCHROME
Posts: 38 - Karma: 69
ugggggly.
you failed
Jan 17 2011 1:50PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
does your scale go from 1-50?
Jan 17 2011 1:51PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
^Search bar solid 7. It's worth your time.
Jan 17 2011 1:55PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
if you were super drunk that is understandable, however you should not be proud and tell ANYONE about it...oh wait
Jan 17 2011 1:56PM
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XCHROME
Posts: 38 - Karma: 69
do you know what a solid 7 is?
Jan 17 2011 1:56PM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
i apologise.


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Jan 17 2011 2:04PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
big fat NO
Jan 17 2011 2:22PM
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