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Funniest DUI you will ever see.

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slaydave
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i dont care if its a repost. this shit is hilarious.

Jan 16 2011 9:46PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
bahaha AWESOME
Jan 16 2011 9:50PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
hahahaha op you're my hero

steve, i can't have you drivin around in a sky jack drinkin beer.

maybe i'll come down, maybe i won't, maybe i'll come down, maybe i won't.


haahhaha awesome
Jan 16 2011 9:54PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I was gonna troll this thread but that was amazing hahaha.
Jan 16 2011 9:55PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
"Don't fuck up mah beer now!"
Jan 16 2011 9:55PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
"I know my rights!"
Jan 16 2011 9:55PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
"call ma boss he said it was cool" hahahahahahhaha
Jan 16 2011 9:58PM
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MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
so so funny.
Jan 16 2011 9:59PM
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Daydreaming
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Why do you have all that beer there?

It's for later

What about the beer I saw you finish when I got here

What? Well shiiiiit. That...that was from earlier....
Jan 16 2011 10:01PM
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DERS.
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ahaha great find
Jan 16 2011 10:02PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
only in america
Jan 16 2011 10:11PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
HELL YEAH! best country in the world motha fucka
Jan 16 2011 10:13PM
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simon44
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 1,185
haha laughed so hard when the security guard told him to come down and he raised the machine. jhaha
Jan 16 2011 10:14PM
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DIX*
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Maybe I'll come down..
Jan 16 2011 10:17PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
this guy has had so many dui's i'm starting to think this shit is setup.
Jan 16 2011 10:18PM
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COrider
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hahaha that was hilarious, thank you OP.
Jan 16 2011 10:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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lol drunk southern people
Jan 16 2011 10:20PM
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General_Ripper
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It's fake dumbass
Jan 16 2011 10:21PM
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soulskier
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yea, thats the conclusion i've come to. check out the domestic call. "steve is that a bomg
Jan 16 2011 10:21PM
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soulskier
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*bong?" "I CALLED YOU!"
Jan 16 2011 10:22PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
why dont ya do your dangdest
Jan 16 2011 10:25PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
as a cop i would try the pit maneuver... he would be more pissed about the beer than the sky lift ahha
Jan 16 2011 10:26PM
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Blake.P
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Only in in the southern united stated...
Jan 16 2011 10:41PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
wasn't that funny cause it is obvious the guy was tripping balls not drunk of his ass
Jan 16 2011 10:41PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Wanna have another crack at this sentence sports fan?

Jan 16 2011 10:51PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
i lost so hard for 1:30 on
Jan 16 2011 10:58PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
maybe i won't
Jan 16 2011 10:59PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Maybe I'll come down.... Maybe I won't.

Hahah, yes! That made my night!
Jan 16 2011 11:00PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
lower your tone, cunt. america is still fucking stupid
Jan 16 2011 11:00PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
aha might be the first time ive laughed out loud to any ns find
Jan 17 2011 12:05AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
Maybe I will
Jan 17 2011 12:06AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
"dont fuck up my beer now" that and the part where he is going up and down is where i lost
Jan 17 2011 12:10AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
My god how did you even... Why did you even... never mind.
Jan 17 2011 12:11AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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you're the second person within a few minutes thats taken something too seriously. well done
Jan 17 2011 12:24AM
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shr@gler
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sorry its all bs

Jan 17 2011 12:40AM
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LS.
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the good old i know my rights works well
Jan 17 2011 1:25AM
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BC.
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I am stationed in the deep South right now and I have yet to see anything this red neck/awesome. priceless.
Jan 17 2011 1:28AM
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[evan]
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..Maybe I won't
Jan 17 2011 1:34AM
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Abc567def
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that was freaking amazing
Jan 17 2011 1:37AM
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dross250
Posts: 380 - Karma: 119
loved when he told him he pays his salary
Jan 17 2011 1:37AM
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rontonsoop
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god damn you pneumatic pressure release.........
Jan 17 2011 2:04AM
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DrewWu
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
classic!
Jan 17 2011 6:42AM
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theBearJew
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Maybe ill come down
Jan 17 2011 1:15PM
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Jib-Ninja
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threads for when home.
Jan 17 2011 1:17PM
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rach
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hahahahahahahahahaha great, just great
Jan 17 2011 1:19PM
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GeneralT
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quality!
Jan 17 2011 1:20PM
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howlongcanausern
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must be summer in nz
Jan 17 2011 1:32PM
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General_Ripper
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Well next time we won't bail you out like in WW2, dumbass

Jan 17 2011 1:48PM
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XCHROME
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haha thats gold
Jan 17 2011 1:49PM
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shocker611
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chyeahh
Jan 17 2011 1:56PM
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snowdon
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DONT FUCK UP MAH BEER
Jan 17 2011 2:12PM
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