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qbehr
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so i was at a party and shit and i went back to this girls dorm and slept there
the next day i texted this other girl and this is what happened

Me: wana go up
Her: cant
Me: why not?
Her:grounded
Me: what the fuck what
Her: Okay so I was at a party and I was super drunk and stumbling to the bathroom cause i was gonna puke so i was like pushing everybody out of my way because it was a crowded hallway and when i pushed this girl she was like "WHAT THE FUCK!!" and grabbed my hair so then i grabbed her hair and pulled her off of me and punched her in the face a few times and she fell backwards onto a door and it broke and she fell outside onto the snow and i got ontop of her and i had my phone in my hand so i smashed her face with my phone like 10 times which left gashes on her face and she had one on her forehead thatt was 1 and a half inches so she was taken in a ambulance to the emergency room and got stitches (it took five towels to clean up all of her blood) oh and she was from Burien..
Me:...you go hard wow...
Jan 16 2011 6:16PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
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Jan 16 2011 6:18PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i saw 2 chicks fight a week ago.... it was AWESOME!... one got a dui later in teh night. lulz
Jan 16 2011 6:19PM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
Tight?
Jan 16 2011 6:20PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
so tell us about how you fucked that girl whose room you slept in
Jan 16 2011 6:21PM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
:D thats jokes
Jan 16 2011 6:21PM
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Mike-O
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Stay away from that one.
Jan 16 2011 6:23PM
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morpheus
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Jan 16 2011 6:24PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
haha good story...
Jan 16 2011 6:24PM
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neutralzombie
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i some how find it hard to believe a girl who gets drunk and beats another girl is likely to follow any relative rules of grounding, especially at 18. but, she sounds like a real keeper.
Jan 16 2011 6:28PM
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TBigCat
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funny
Jan 16 2011 6:42PM
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eheath
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Sounds like you got trolled.
Jan 16 2011 6:46PM
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Blake.P
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Damn I feel bad that I live in Burien now. Most of the chicks here are hella fucked up
Jan 16 2011 6:47PM
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timmi
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dude nail her she sounds feisty
Jan 16 2011 6:50PM
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Dr.D-Sag
Posts: 212 - Karma: 374
dam she does go hard
Jan 16 2011 8:13PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
exactly what im thinking
Jan 16 2011 8:16PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Jan 16 2011 8:23PM
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Rbamf
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i saw a beastly fat chick knock a dude out after the bars let out one night.  then she dragged him back to her cave by his foot.
Jan 16 2011 8:27PM
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B.Aussie
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Grounded? Isn't that assault and she should be in jail? Sounds like a super sketchy chick haha
Jan 17 2011 12:04PM
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snowdon
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a) What does the girl's text have to do with you sleeping in another girl's dorm
b) Was the party in a trailer park?
c) I don't know about everyone else, but when I'm drunk enough to puke I'm really focused only on throwing up and finding somewhere to lay down for the night. Beating the fuck out of people for no reason is pretty much the last thing on my mind.
D) Either stay on that girl's good side or steer clear entirely
E) How did she not get arrested?
Jan 17 2011 12:18PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
hot
Jan 17 2011 12:28PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
obviously she is the one who makes the pants in that relationship.
Jan 17 2011 12:29PM
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Balto
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Jan 17 2011 1:04PM
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rach
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hahahahaha yeah burien bitches !
Jan 17 2011 1:14PM
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californiagrown
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grounded as in grounded from society, as in she cant leave her cell right?
Jan 17 2011 1:51PM
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powderdrunkie
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burien....
Jan 17 2011 3:12PM
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Sno.
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a.) i think he slept in this chicks dorm...then because he felt like they had a thing going, he texted her later to see if she wanted to go ride....i could be wrong-- but i think it's the same girl.

b.) the party either took place on the mountain, or on the one day in washington when there's actually snow.

c.) this

d.) yes, stay away from burien...you're from kirkland, keep it that way.

e.) this. wtf?

Jan 17 2011 3:23PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
World Champion for longest fucking run-on ever

i tried making a picture in memegenerator but my school's network is killing me
Jan 17 2011 3:33PM
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artfullydodged
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"so i was at a party and shit"
Jan 17 2011 3:40PM
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[tk]
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lol
Jan 17 2011 3:42PM
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naturday
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you need to go to more/better parties, you need to meet more/better girls.
Jan 17 2011 4:36PM
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CKpolicy
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whenever hearing a story told by a girl, always remember, females are liars.
Jan 17 2011 4:42PM
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Peter.
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girl seems dumb as rocks
Jan 17 2011 8:39PM
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HenniferLopez
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wait...is she lives in the dorms, doesn't that mean she's in college? how do you get grounded in college?
Jan 17 2011 9:51PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
haha very true..

but one of them pulled the "OMG I NEEDED TO BE HOME BY 1 AND ITS 130!!"
plus only one kid knew them prior to the party... so yea he's a douche but its still pretty funny to me
Jan 17 2011 9:55PM
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black_mamba
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nah, that was the other chick...

he slept with chick A and txt messaged chick B. chick B went on said rampage
Jan 17 2011 11:01PM
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soulskier
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Hi, i'm olaf. that was a very cool story
Jan 17 2011 11:03PM
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*AMILLZ*
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the thread title, first sentence and what it was actually about are going in 3 different directions
Jan 17 2011 11:13PM
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HenniferLopez
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so what is the relevance of chick A?
Jan 17 2011 11:15PM
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black_mamba
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claim
Jan 17 2011 11:18PM
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