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Help my cat r mooing

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TheAtomicPunk
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I think I may have purchased a defective cat. Does anyone know the warrantee on a cat? Any thoughts would be appreciated.

Thanks guys!
Jan 15 2011 11:39PM
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DroppinTheDub
Posts: 131 - Karma: 9
like meow? or moo? or mooning as in their ass is in the air?
Jan 15 2011 11:39PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
you should delete your account asap
Jan 15 2011 11:39PM
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TheAtomicPunk
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
BTW, I tried searchbar and got nothing.
Jan 15 2011 11:40PM
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GayWolf420
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Did you hit your cat on a rock?
Jan 15 2011 11:40PM
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T-Holt
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Try yanking its tail, I heard that helps.
Jan 15 2011 11:42PM
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TheAtomicPunk
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
Mooing. Legit. It is a very strange phenomenon. I have tried water but nothing appears to be working.


Jan 15 2011 11:43PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Throw it in the oven.
Water only encourages it.
Jan 15 2011 11:44PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
actually thats a common misconception. You have to smear it with peanut butter and let it outside. The only way
Jan 15 2011 11:49PM
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meth_time
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But then you get termites that eat out your floor like a Ukraine orgy.

Buddy, I'm qualified on this shit. Don't call me out on this.



also this
also shit

also .hi.

switch the s and t and its the same words.
Jan 16 2011 12:00AM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
cool...
Jan 16 2011 12:04AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
hey man, I will go toe to toe with you on mooing cats
Jan 16 2011 12:05AM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
did you try rebooting it?
Jan 16 2011 12:06AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
take said cat on a roller coaster and buy at least five kilograms of cotton candy, then throw it off a bridge, and party until your heart explodes. that should stop the mooing
Jan 16 2011 12:06AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Dress your balls up like mice hang a bunch of thread of them and then dangle them over you cat it may fix your problem or at least make it easier to not pa attention to.
Jan 16 2011 12:07AM
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meow.
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
does the cat smell like ham sandwiches?
Jan 16 2011 12:07AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
my friends cat moo'd when we got it really high once. just light up and get on his level
Jan 16 2011 12:08AM
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TheAtomicPunk
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
It smells like ground beef.
Jan 16 2011 12:10AM
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Troy.
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Have you tried turning your cat off, then turning it back on again?
Jan 16 2011 12:14AM
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E.C.
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this shoulg get all the knots out of your cat
Jan 16 2011 12:16AM
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TheAtomicPunk
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
When my cat moo's it looks like the one in your avatar.
Jan 16 2011 12:18AM
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Njens.
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I am SO confused
Jan 16 2011 12:20AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
At first I was like....What?





























But then I was like.......oh thats cool.
Jan 16 2011 12:26AM
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ReignMan
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i heard that if you put it in the microwaze it sings.
























































































































































































disclaimer:
it is impossible to put a cat in a microwave.
Jan 16 2011 12:29AM
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kootenayklaus
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Jan 16 2011 1:09AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
well your cat "r" probably constipated i have the same problems with mine ne the mornings but ive had her for 16 years so warranty ran out.
Jan 16 2011 1:29AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I read this, then I laughed and farted at the same time.


What have you done to me?
Jan 16 2011 1:36AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

really? surprising..

this thread is awesome.

Jan 16 2011 1:38AM
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soulskier
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go see your gynecologist, he/she should help work it out
Jan 16 2011 1:42AM
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kootenayklaus
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lol'd
Jan 16 2011 1:46AM
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ReignMan
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thaaaatt lookkkedd insanly real.
Jan 16 2011 2:21AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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put a donut in its butt
Jan 16 2011 2:23AM
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ryantheconnolly
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i had a cat that honked once...
Jan 16 2011 2:25AM
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thugaim
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fuuuu
Jan 16 2011 2:27AM
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proZach
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Jan 16 2011 2:29AM
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thugaim
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ITT: people with cat icons.
Jan 16 2011 2:33AM
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carbon.pulse
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My cat came into my room right when I opened this thread.
Jan 16 2011 3:32AM
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Mike-O
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Mooing Cats: Serious Business.
Jan 16 2011 4:58AM
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TheAtomicPunk
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
No question about it.
Jan 16 2011 8:53AM
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maximiliaan
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i heard there is an reboot button on the back of his head
Jan 16 2011 9:26AM
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84891jnf92048
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my cat never makes any noise. i think his speaker got blown out somehow; probably too much bass.
Jan 16 2011 10:09AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
I don't think YOU know shit about cats "el gato". Or should say "the dog"
Jan 16 2011 10:50AM
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icantskiiFILM
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
Jan 16 2011 10:55AM
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