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beer.
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what are some fun drinking games? besides the usual stuff. two i like are:

edward 40 hands: you have a friend duct tape a 40 in each of your hands, u cant take them off till you drink them

the big lebowski challenge: watch the movie the big lebowski, every time he drinks you drink, every time he smokes u smoke.

the fucking bronco: this is pretty sick but hilarious. this one isnt really a drinking game but alcohol would prob help. you draw straws, the short straw has to approach some girl on the scene and try to get her to have sex. then while you are doing her you say 'im just doing this to win a bet' and then you try to continue while she tries to pull away for as long as u can. i dont know anyone whos done this as u might get slapped with a rape charge.


uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
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FRZGene
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other than the usual stuff? Edward 40 hands is as 'usual stuff' as you can get along with beirut, flipcup, etc.
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Saba
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kings
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beer.
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ah maybe for you, up until a week ago id never even heard of it


uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
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Raek
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asshole which i can never remember how to play sober.. but its fun lol and gets u wasted fast







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snowman_ja
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waterfalls, modify card games for drinking, zimy zimy



Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
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asac
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i'm just gonna stick with 'hammer and hammered'. it was on family guy. lay your hand flat on the table and have a friend bash you hand with the hammer. it you bleed or have broken fingers you drink. its advisable to be wasted before playing though.


...for the dumbasses, that was a joke...





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Raek
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haha there much be alot of shit heads so that u have to put a fucking sentence at the end saying its a joke damn homie







no snow..
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Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
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r_witt
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another family guy inspired drinking game - drink the beer
and if u win, u get another beer!
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lateralis: i deliver milk...........for 14 hours straight no break yeah it aint easy pulling a 3500lb skid
ns member: i deliver some milk to your face
lateralis: bring it bitch, ill bend you over and crush your guts so hard youll be shitting out your mouth
ns member: well fuck i just cant compete with that
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cams
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Man, I don't even know how to play beirut. I feel alone.

Let's get drunk, rules, 3-man.. I can't even remember half of them.


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Raek
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haha asshole is good tho...






no snow..
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Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
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Apple
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if your really stretching, I dont know what its called but you go head to head against someone else. Sit on the floor about 7 feet apart with an open bottle infront of you. On that bottle, have a cap turned upside down. Take another cap and you take turns throwing it trying to knock the cap off the drink, when ever you knock theirs off, they have to drink.

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bobdole
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www.bartending.com then go to just for fun then drinking games


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SkiUnit03
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with a hot girl you get some beer in your mouth then pass it to hers while making out with her. then you switch



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Barmski
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card game -called ' screw your nieghbor'

what you do is king is the highest and Ace is the lowest. usually 3-5 people play at a time. Who ever the dealer is your deal out cards to everyone. THe first person to the left of the dealer goes first and he has to say if hes 'good' or not if he is he doesnt do anythin but if he isnt he passes to the person left of em. IF that person to the left has a king heres screwed. Who ever loses drinks the difference. So if the lowest card is 5 and the highest is 10 the loser dirnks 5 seconds and if can go on forever. Theres more rules i just dont feel like explaining
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F5*
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my favourite games are chugging comps, or going shot for shot. after that im golden for the night.





Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
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wntrwill
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My grandma told me how to play screw your neighbor, thats pretty funny.
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Breheny
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celebreties - a bunch of u sit in a circl, the first person say the name of a celebrity (e.g. Georgo Clooney), the next person had to think of another celebrity which there name has the starting letter of the previous celebritis last Name, while you are thinking of this name u have to keep drinking and u cant stop till u get the name. So the next person after george clooney could think of claire daynes or sumfin. you cant repeat name or u skull, if someone come up with a name like marolin manson (same letters at the start of each name) then the order reverses. gets u drunk reeeeeeeealy easily



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Hef
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'minutes'. do a shot of beer every minute... you'll be suprised how drunk you end up getting. last man standing wins
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strode
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^also known as ''power-hour'' (if you're not looking to get totally ripped, but you'd be surprised), or ''century'' if you wanna go to 100.



-Strode



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SeanHolmz
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asshole, 3 man, high/low red/black, or quarters is all i ever play...i hate trying to learn other games drunk


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21 years ago
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iamaskier
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there's this one, i cant remember what its called but you put a glass of beer or whatever in the middle and then put 4 cards around it, face down, then you go round and turn ur card over and whoever has the lowest has to pick up the glass, then like tap it on each card then drink, then tap each card again and tap the middle, where the drink sits without touching the cards and if you do you have to drink again. its pretty complicated but when ur drunk its so hard to do.
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d-loc
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go to google.com and type in beer games, u can find a site that has 10000's of games that will blow your mind away



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Raek
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word?? google gets you anything...






no snow..
no girls..
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Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
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KingShit
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Fuck the dealer is a pretty good drinking game.

Motherfuckers...
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Vtsnowski
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up and down the river



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


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freeskiing04
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definitely check out this shit
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lalalalaura
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okay, two people both lift up their shirts, and then you slap one another across the chest or back as hard as you can. if you say ouch or take a step back you have to take a shot.
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Freestylindude
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Dead Man Walking. you take a step, you take a drink. Last man standing wins.


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freeskiing04
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fireunderwater that sounds like so much fun!
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
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lineskier321
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circle of death and beer pong

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

21 years ago
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whashisface
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the animal game, fuzzy duck, racing car and hey mrs mango are all good fun. Especially when played with the international rules of drinking.

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SmoKinSkier
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Drinking games are the best i am a big fan of hockey, we modified it so u drink alot more!




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Norred
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get a bunch of guys together and play PP



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inverted
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rip up small pieces of paper and on each of them write the name of a ski trick (like: grab, 5, 7, park rail, urban rail, lifestyle shot, etc), then u draw 2 tricks out of a hat each, throw in a ski vid...whenever your trick comes up u gotta drink....gets u fucked up pppppppretty quick, if you get 'rail' and steele spence's part comes up u get fuckered
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uuhno
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guess a number between 1-6, then roll a dice. If the number you guessed isn't the number on the dice you have to drink.



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Irotate360
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BP is the only game u need nuggers



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TheWorst
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theres one called fuzzy duck but i dont know how it goes...
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bigJ
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BEER PONG, nothing else beats it, I like waterfall too



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gambino500014
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KINGS, oh my how i now love that game......
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Ghst
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Ghst
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beer games are fun

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SKItheBURG
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ring of fire is my favorite. you spread a deck out in the middle of the table and for each person's turn they draw a card. if its a number 1-8 with a black color, you distribute that number to other people, like one person drinks for four seconds and another for two. if it's red, you have to drink for that amount of time. the rest of the cards all have a meaning, like a king is a waterfall, jack you make up a rule (a good one is whenever someone swears they drink for five seconds), the rest of them will take forever to type and explain. it's fuckin awesome.

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WIfreeskier
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kings, asshole, fuck the dealer, waterfall, beer pong, quarters, speed quarters, hockey, categories, ed 40-hands, drinking jenga, god damnit this makes me wanna start drinking but it's 10:45 am and i'm at work.... oh well, guess i'll start anyways.
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nothanks
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one person pours the drink theo other person drinks, continue until you are both wasted




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