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Religious joke by Lioncourt. (clean)
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It's almost time for MLK day and he's semi involved so here it goes.
Where I live, most Protestants call themselves Lutheran.
For non-religiously educated folk, Martin Luther basically broke away from Catholicism and basically said, 'Here's Christ, interpret him however you want'. And that's why we see a whole crap ton of different branches of the same thing. But I digress, here's the joke.
'Oh, you follow Martin Luther? Didn't he free the slaves?'
It's funny because:
1. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and has nothing to do with the religion.
2. Martin Luther KING is the show piece of the civil rights movement, so could be related to freeing the slaves.
It makes you look like an idiot, but it's still clever and kinda funny.
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All hail Lioncourt, King of NSG
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you are fucking retarded.
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analyzing a joke is a surefire way to make it not funny
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A. I dont see how thats a joke
B. Even if it was I didnt laugh
C. the only think Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther have in common are their name
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i think this calls for a coup de tat
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If that joke is "so funny", why didn't I laugh?
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martin luther the man who created the lutheran church ≠ martin luther king jr. the civil rights activist.
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i want 24 seconds of my life back
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Ahahahahaha. Anti-joke WIN. You all just got trolled.
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this would only be funny if someone actually asked me that cause they seriously thought martin luther freed the slaves, and then I could laugh at their stupidity
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i think lioncourt's just a total weirdo
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This is not trolling, this is just being retarded. 12 year olds need to learn the ways of the intrawebz
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