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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
lets compile a list of insults for a girl who is
1) self conscious about her weight (and had lipo)
2) insecure with the fact that she is wasting her time and money on a B.A. in sociology
3) lets be honest pretty ugly


AAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD GO!
Jan 13 2011 11:46PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Why?
Jan 13 2011 11:47PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
ha. your fat.

there ya go
Jan 13 2011 11:47PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
long story...but im bored and dont have anything better to do and i dont know her well enough to exploit her weaknesses
Jan 13 2011 11:49PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Let me guess, your ex slept with some other guy. thus the "ex" part

i got nothin. just call her fat, and a pirate hooker
Jan 13 2011 11:49PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
nah dude i dont even know her. and lets be educated about this. anyone can call somebody fat. i need some creativity here
Jan 13 2011 11:50PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
Why do you want to be mean to someone you don't even know?
Jan 13 2011 11:51PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
say something horribly out of line and mean to make her cry, then you say...

"AWWWWWW, you look fat when you cry"

boom roasted,

or you can tell her that she insecure because she is a weak spineless woman who is no more than an irrational, illogical being used by men for cooking, cleaning and sex, and that is all she'll ever be worth.

thats my $.02
Jan 13 2011 11:53PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Personally, you sound an insecure douche seeking out help from people who will most likely be able to crush this girl down to the emotional level of suicide. NSG is not your personal insult dictionary..........there is websites for that.


Hope I helped!
Jan 13 2011 11:53PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
don't even know her? you sound like an ass
Jan 13 2011 11:54PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
to all calling me a douche/ass...this is a well established fact. i want to be mean to somebody i dont know because i have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old (coincidentally the actual maturity of most NSers) and i am bored
Jan 13 2011 11:59PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
lol check your own sig and apply to yourself
Jan 14 2011 12:01AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
I'm 12 you stereotyping douche. Do I sound like I am at the same maturity level of of the average 12 year old?
Jan 14 2011 12:02AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,145

Being bored does not give you a license to pick on someone and make her feel badly about herself. If you want to critique someone, go stand in front of a mirror for an hour and make a list of every imperfection, or thing that could be better. I'm guessing this would be a long list.

Jan 14 2011 12:03AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Wow, so when you get bored you pick on people? Dude, you have some serious issues.

/b/ is the place for people with issues similar to yours.
Jan 14 2011 12:09AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
you do now
Jan 14 2011 12:16AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
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I can imagine that is a loose representation of you.
Jan 14 2011 12:26AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
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Just call her a cockblister, thundercunt, or burrito chef.
Jan 14 2011 12:31AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
why do you say that?
Jan 14 2011 3:03AM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
It sounds to me like this girl is more than capable of putting wood on her own fire. I don't really see how adding gasoline is necessary.
Jan 14 2011 3:16AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
"You're ugly"
Their is no comeback to that. The person will be thinking about how ugly they are all day.
Jan 14 2011 3:27AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37729 - Karma: 124,435
She do something to you that has made you all upset? Probably not. I don't see the need to pick on someone A.) You don't even know and B.) Probably hasn't done anything to you. People are such fucking losers and assholes.
Jan 14 2011 3:31AM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Just confirmed it.
Jan 14 2011 3:41AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
I'm gonna have to say that you are damn grammatically correct for a twelve year old, and use bigger than average words for your age.  I back you. 
Jan 14 2011 4:28AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
last time i checked most 12 year olds were able to speak proper english if you they chose to
Jan 14 2011 7:37PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
Yeah.

C'mon man. Think about how she could react.... It might be worse that you expect.
Jan 14 2011 7:42PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
it sounds like you have a specific person in mind...
Jan 14 2011 7:45PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117

This kid is 12 also, he's my friend actually. He tried to be as grammatically correct as possible, even asking how to spell certain words, and what section he should post in and everything. However he still had mistakes. It may sound sad, but nowadays I am about as bright as they come, mind you, I am very intelligent. (I'm not trying to sound cocky)
Jan 14 2011 7:48PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
OP is an asshole

/thread
Jan 14 2011 7:53PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
when she is backing up make beeping sounds and also be sure to ask her not to park her van in the class room. if all else fails... poke her stomach and go "hehe!" also... you sound like a prick.
Jan 14 2011 7:54PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
now you're trying to give your country's 12 year olds a bad name.  there are other people your age that can spell, get over it
Jan 15 2011 1:06AM
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