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Narf
Posts: 69 - Karma: 10
So i got this problem. I be kinda desperate right now. All my other friends got GF's right now, and i dont, and they make fun of me alot for it. There are some gurls that I would like to go out with right now, but i dunno if they like me too, so i dont wanna ask em out and then get shutdown. What shud I do.
Jun 15 2004 9:54AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
hahahha kill yerself



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Jun 15 2004 9:58AM
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pocket-rocket
Posts: 4443 - Karma: 0
heres my trick

act nice with gurl, be sooo nice that you are the guy all the girls want to be friend with . A guy with all the girls around is always more attractive. Go shopping with them and claim to love that. ( you can even try to take her into a senza or something and help her choose some stuff)

do all kind of stuff with all of them, clean their car WITH them, stuff like that. they will love that.
And pretend to like what they like, unless you really hate it, but always make it show like its sooo cool.

so with all the girl around, the one girl you will want to get will be more attracted, since you will seem to have some sex appeal.

i dont do all that and i have all the girl around, but its kind of natural to act nice with them.

i guess you can just reproduct that.

good luck,

but seriously,
be a player, cuz girl friends will always end up breaking your heart..seriously man!
its a lot of fun, but the more fun it is, the bigger the pain after.
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Jun 15 2004 10:02AM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
turn legal age, learn to dance, and go to the bar. there are lots of nubile girls at the bar.
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Jun 15 2004 10:06AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
show them your penis, well actually, by the sound of your post, you may not have one



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Jun 15 2004 10:07AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
just go for it anyway, if u get shutdown, so what, i have a friend that went for this girl so many times even tho he got shutdown every time.




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Jun 15 2004 10:37AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
one word.. roofies.....




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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
Jun 15 2004 10:40AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one.
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

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Jun 15 2004 10:53AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
learn to spell
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Jun 15 2004 11:21AM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
slap ur dick on her face and see wat she says


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Jun 15 2004 11:24AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Well, I would wait until I atleat hit puberty if I were you. Then you would atleast know what sex is...


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Jun 15 2004 11:47AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
GET THE NOOB!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 15 2004 11:51AM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
PPl tellin him to go to a bar, i don't think 12 years olds can get in a bar. And guy, if you aren't twelve, i am terribly sorry about my post, but this seems like 'one of those posts by a 12 yr. old'


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Jun 15 2004 12:16PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
man, this place talks about 12 yearolds more then N.A.M.B.L.A.




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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
Jun 15 2004 12:22PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
haha, somebody beat me to it...

if you havin girl problems, i feel bad for you, son... i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.


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Jun 15 2004 12:23PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Two people beat me to it....thats the first thing I thuoght of when I saw this thread...damn you both.
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Jun 15 2004 12:39PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
wait til you hit puberty, then go up to a chic and flop it on her shouler while doing a barry white impression. then jiz in her ear

mean people suck

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Jun 15 2004 1:00PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
just be a playa, always keep options open, it's been working for me for a long time now, no more girl problems.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Jun 15 2004 1:35PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
You're 12? Yeah, you don't have girl problems... eventually you'll figure out what that phrase means. By the way, you should be making fun of them for putting so much emphasis on their meaningless 12-year-old 'relationships'.

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Jun 15 2004 1:55PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
soundsl ie kyou're 12, if not, thne maybe 14, either way, be a player, man, your friends won't be teasing you if you hit up a new chick every night.
Jun 15 2004 1:59PM
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Narf
Posts: 69 - Karma: 10
No, I am not 12, i am going to be a freshman in high school next year, thats what is so pathetic. Yes, i have hit puberty. And girls have wanted to go out w/ me b4, but i just havent got the balls up to ask em out.
Jun 15 2004 2:39PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
pocket-rocket, so basically what you're saying is pretend to be gay, and you'll get girls? That works though.



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Jun 15 2004 2:42PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
hook up with a really hot girl when she's drunk at a party, then all the gilrs will be like, hey, she hooked up with him, lets do it too
Jun 15 2004 2:59PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
haha N.A.M.B.L.A.


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Jun 15 2004 3:16PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
hahahaahahhaha, don't think you are 'big man' when you are going to be a freshman next year, that makes you sound like a moron, don't worry about your faggot ass friends that think they're cool because some little girls are 'going out' with them, you can 'go out' when you're that young unless your mommy or daddy drive you and that's just ghey so chill out and don't worry about having a girlfriend yet, wait until you're a little older.
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Jun 15 2004 3:23PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
i dont have your problem. women flock to me.
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Jun 15 2004 3:30PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
'IF YOU HAVIN GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE'
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Jun 15 2004 3:32PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
stay in school, someday make lots of money. every female on the planet wont resist a guy with money, even if you're ugly. just keep wackin off till then.



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Jun 15 2004 3:36PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
hucker^^ man, thats the first thing i thought when i read the post title. haha. and what is N.A.M.B.A.S.A er whatever the hell it is. and yeah, if he will be a frshman in High School next year that makes him 14.


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Jun 15 2004 4:19PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
ahh the little 7th grade girl problems...
alright here is waht you have to do...

save up couple hundred bucks, then go buy a hooker.
Jun 15 2004 4:39PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
yea real girl problems dont start until high school, when things can get pretty ugly. But remember... although it may not seem like it, girls always like the nice guy in teh end



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Jun 15 2004 4:56PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
go to india with lots of cash


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Jun 15 2004 5:00PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i give your friends a maximum of 2 months befor they are all single anyways.

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Jun 15 2004 5:01PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
You have to accept that you are going to get turned down, cheated on, and heartbroken many times throughout your life, before you find the right person. Just go for it, the more practice you have, the easier it will get.



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Jun 15 2004 5:02PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
give her a big bag of poop





Toilets are so damn hot right now
Jun 15 2004 5:06PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
girl problems get uglier the older you get, but as do the girls
Jun 15 2004 5:17PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
wait until you can drive unless you want your parents to drive you around...

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Jun 15 2004 6:26PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
^ werd thats what i did, now i just do it in the back seat, and u cant w/ your parents driving....well u could but i wouldnt recommend it

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Jun 15 2004 6:55PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
dude one solid peice of advice, gurls will always like the nice guys, but they will always wanna fuck the bad ones

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

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Jun 15 2004 8:09PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
You'd think we'd learn to be bad-ass nice guys...
Jun 15 2004 8:14PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yo u wont get ne gurkls as a freshmen unless u make the varsity teams....all the freshmen girls try to go out with sophmores junior and seniors so ur chances look pretty slim...






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 15 2004 8:26PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
In canada, if you're the captain of any sports teams, girls don't care, it sucks.
Jun 15 2004 8:30PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
complement them. they love it. i always get wicked nervous and think they might think i'm a creep but i told one girl i liked a like that she was beautiful and she got very flirtatous with me. everyone says complementing works, well, they're right.





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Jun 15 2004 8:31PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yo dont become to much of a friend cuz when u try to make a move shell be like i only see u as a friend espec. suince ur a freshmen and those girls are lyk that







no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 15 2004 8:53PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
get new friends, my friends and i figured out that you dont need a girlfriend to prove yourself back in 6th grade


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Jun 15 2004 9:01PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
you dont have anything to lose. you dont have a girl right now and your just trying to get one. so go for it.


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Jun 15 2004 9:01PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
just hu man







no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 15 2004 9:08PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
your not old enough to know this but dont get involved with girls


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Jun 15 2004 9:14PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
me??? im fucking 16 ill be 17 in fucking november...






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jun 15 2004 9:17PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
yeah dont get to involved. it will just hurt in the end.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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Jun 15 2004 9:25PM
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Bluefizz
Posts: 226 - Karma: 10
being nice to a flock of girls and following em everywhere and liking what they like just portrays you as a big fag...cause then all the other chicks think your into what theyre into (right?). You dumb shit, get some balls and ask the damn girl out, and if she says no, light up. its simple.
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