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NS! Your Zodiac sign HAS changed...

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averyshyra
Posts: 1184 - Karma: 731
So, I guess the moon licked some shit and now we are all fucked.
:)
but seriously. heres the new listingtumblr_lez60xSMB41qzpwi0o1_r1_500.jpg
Jan 13 2011 3:37PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Still leo
Jan 13 2011 6:44PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
still reppin this beast

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Jan 13 2011 6:48PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
me to
Jan 13 2011 6:50PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
the new horoscope only applies to people born on 1/1/11 and after. your horoscope has to do with the way the stars were situated on your birthday, now that there are new stars they had to change the dates because of the new placements of stars.
Jan 13 2011 6:54PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
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Jan 13 2011 7:02PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
DAMNIT SAME. gemni fuckers
Jan 13 2011 7:02PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
dammit i am a fucking Taurus now, wtf does that even mean?
Jan 13 2011 7:21PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
birthdays 1/9. still capricorn by 1 day..... word
Jan 13 2011 7:29PM
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morpheus
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
im here.
Jan 13 2011 7:33PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
wat the fuck i used to be a libra AND a scorpio 2 of the most badass things on there now im a god damn virgo this is horse shit who says this is true
Jan 13 2011 7:34PM
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
haha such a win
Jan 13 2011 7:35PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
love your username
Jan 13 2011 7:36PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
tttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss
scopio was badass
now we're a fucking scale
unless the scale tips in our favor in which case it's ballin as hell ;)
Jan 13 2011 7:40PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
same, fuck that. LEO 4 LYFE.
Jan 13 2011 8:04PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
imma pisces. but id rather be a killa whale
Jan 13 2011 8:17PM
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Epillz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 384
yea bro, im stoked im now a lion. whattup tanner hall
Jan 13 2011 8:31PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
so now im an ophiuchus...i cant even pronounce this shit

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Jan 13 2011 8:45PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,043
Gemeni? Nah nah nah, cancer bro. I'm not chaning.
Jan 13 2011 8:47PM
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nightscraper
Posts: 198 - Karma: 9
Your zodiac sign is still the same as when you were born.. its for people born this year and on
Jan 13 2011 9:06PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
this would have been well important to have been explained in the articles.
Jan 13 2011 9:07PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
I'm a LEO!!!! LETS FUCKING GO! no more being a goddamn virgo.
Jan 13 2011 9:10PM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 663
reminds me of a weird al song.
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Jan 13 2011 9:17PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
FUCK THIS SHIT. I'm not changing.
Jan 13 2011 9:17PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
shut up, youre not a doctor
Jan 13 2011 9:23PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

my thoughts exactly.....

lol at all the people in the world with zodiac tattoos.

Jan 13 2011 9:26PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Not even part of the zodiac

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Jan 13 2011 9:27PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
Dear Pisces, please come to accept me.
I feel lost not being an Aries anymore.
Jan 13 2011 9:31PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
pisces is the shit. what are aries' even known for?
Jan 13 2011 9:32PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i'm actually happy. tauruses fucking suck
Jan 13 2011 9:33PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
THIS. I'm mad, I don't wanna be a capricorn
Jan 13 2011 9:34PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
well, i do not fit the description of a libra at all!!
Jan 13 2011 9:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062

still the goat

caprcornnnnnnnzzz

Jan 13 2011 9:42PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
My friend studies the stars as a hobby, she brought up a valid point.
Quoted from her on Skype.
"i was born in cancer which makes me cancer from the day i was born, it doesnt change our sign, it makes us a different position of the sky.
it means we are in a different place it doesnt mean our signs have changed"

Apparently only affects people from 2009 on.
+1 for aries
Jan 13 2011 9:43PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
used to love this song!
Jan 13 2011 9:44PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i dont give a fuck... i used to be Sagittarius now im some other thing i cant pronounce. i am one day away from not being part of the calender and that makes me mad because that would be badass.
Jan 13 2011 9:47PM
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TPatel
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
same dude
i fucking liked being an Aries
Jan 13 2011 9:48PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
this song is the shit
+k to you good sir
Jan 13 2011 9:48PM
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Boo.
Posts: 692 - Karma: 417
[IMG]atlantisqueen.com/storage/libra%202.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285290478421[/IMG]

Libra represent

I'm not changing to a virgo, especially with this as my symbol.

Jan 13 2011 9:58PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
ha same dude. the only thing people can do now is not make more threads about this or do anything to spread the news. this didnt happen.
Jan 13 2011 10:00PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
try this instead
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wait you like naked dudes?
Jan 13 2011 10:01PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
EVERYONE STOP WORRYING!

the change only applies to those born after 2009. so we're all good.
Jan 13 2011 10:11PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm 2 what is this
Jan 13 2011 10:12PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
hmmm i'm now a leo, i missed being a virgo
Jan 13 2011 10:13PM
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DLAM
Posts: 341 - Karma: 38
I just got down graded from a lion to a crab. Fuck this
Jan 13 2011 10:13PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
oh you're 2? k, that means you were born in 2009, so yours hasn't changed
Jan 13 2011 10:16PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Thank god I'm still Aquarius, not some gay-ass goat sonofabitch Capricorn. Now excuse me as I party so fucking hard I throw up stars

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Jan 13 2011 10:22PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
you bite your tongue, capricorn is the best. now im fuckin sagitarius or some shit i dont even know
Jan 14 2011 6:29PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
FUCK THAT SHIT

i liked being a cancer.
Jan 14 2011 6:31PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Guys... this only applies to people born this year...
Jan 14 2011 6:40PM
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