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friday night i got smashed and broke a paper towel dispencer at a club. i then got kicked out of the club by three large bouncers. they hurt me. i then broke into the ballroom at mcdonalds nearby. yes. the ballroom where children play. took a pee down the slide, and passed out. i woke up in the morning to the janitor opening up the place. i ran. laughing at myself, it was funny ass shit.
