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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
friday night i got smashed and broke a paper towel dispencer at a club. i then got kicked out of the club by three large bouncers. they hurt me. i then broke into the ballroom at mcdonalds nearby. yes. the ballroom where children play. took a pee down the slide, and passed out. i woke up in the morning to the janitor opening up the place. i ran. laughing at myself, it was funny ass shit.
Jun 14 2004 11:22PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hahahahahaha Thats awesome!



if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 14 2004 11:24PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
the weekend before that we got banned from a save on foods for throwing shopping carts, went downtown slutted it up at the clubs, cabbed home, ran from the cab after $60 then cabbed the rest of the way with a different company, passed out, woke up an hour past where the fucker should have dropped us off...good times toothless..


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Jun 14 2004 11:24PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
wow... props to the both of you crazy fools,
thats some funny shite


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 14 2004 11:27PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Wow! you guys must of had a great time.

lol O man I can see that happening to you two.



if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 14 2004 11:27PM
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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
that was all good except the fuckin waste of money...but the first cab was the best...ive never ran so fast in my life man, and breaking shit rules
Jun 14 2004 11:27PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
toothless that sounds relaly fun
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 14 2004 11:28PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Yea! toothless and CJ are great guys...



if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jun 14 2004 11:29PM
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newschool_huck69
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 10
couple nites ago I was chillaxin on my sofa with my fam and woke up to find myself on the sofa... without teeth brushed! I brushed twice... good times.
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Jun 14 2004 11:30PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
wow! dude, i want to pee down a mcdonalds slide!
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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag
COMMON SENSE!
Jun 15 2004 1:01AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
damn, thanks for the laughs
Jun 15 2004 1:04AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
taxiing around vancouver is expensive
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Jun 15 2004 1:05AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
moral: drive drunk
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Jun 15 2004 1:05AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
i think ive said something in another thread about this, but i once woke up in front of a church naked underneath a bathrobe. i dont know how i got there or what exactly i did the night before...





I dont want a large Farva!

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Jun 15 2004 1:13AM
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Doobie22
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 10
u probly had been taking it 'in the bum'


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TCC WUUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Solid!

NWFT for life!
Jun 15 2004 4:23PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahah thats great.
Jun 15 2004 4:36PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i can only wish that my life was so eventful, and hope by the end of the summer i have some crazzy stories to tell.
peed down a McDee's slid... classic.

-Thom Savery
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 15 2004 4:43PM
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freeskiing04
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Yo me too!
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Viva La Rèsistance

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Jun 15 2004 4:48PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
my friend partyed so hard last night he was still drunk this moringin durin are english finial exam. in front of everyone



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jun 15 2004 4:51PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
but you always do better in english when your drunk... espically when your writting essays.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jun 15 2004 5:00PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
^true



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 15 2004 5:07PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ not really, apparently i got a 70 on a research paper cause i had to fix up a rough draft and i did it on the computer, printed it out when i was drunk the night before it was due. got it back and it said in big red letters, NO CHANGES DONE, WHATS THE POINT?



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 15 2004 5:17PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
get that shit on film, like jackass.
Jun 15 2004 6:00PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
^ considering its already done, i doubt thats gonna happen
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Jun 15 2004 6:24PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
you pussy, i pee down the slide at mcdonalds during the day, while kids are on it.





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Jun 15 2004 6:26PM
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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
yeah actually i got some shit on film ill see if i can upload it
Jun 15 2004 10:45PM
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airic
Posts: 720 - Karma: 16
^ you pretend to be drunk and film it to?
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Jun 15 2004 11:38PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
haha that's awesome guys, and yeah taxiing around vancouver is WAY too expensive, it's like they want you to jet and not pay or drive drunk! (or drive drunk or go home with a random slut cause her place is closer, whatever works)

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
Jun 16 2004 12:07AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
every thursday night for like 2 months me and my buddies would sneak in beer to the theaters, down it as fast as possible while still enjoyin the movie, then fill up large empty pop cups with piss by floppin'er out mid movie and pissin. we almost got caught one time cause we smuggled in like most of a 24 between 4 (wed only get buzzed this isnt a drunk story)of us so there were cans everywhere and when my buddy went to get more pop corn he tripped over all the empties on the stairs makin the biggest noise ever...but we always wondered what the clean up peeps would think when every thurs they would find 2-4 cups of urine ahahhaha

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

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Jun 16 2004 12:22AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
^^whoops I said drive drunk twice, I am drunk though, ah the irony

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
Jun 16 2004 12:37AM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
me and a friend got drunk before skool, that was a fun day



-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
Jun 16 2004 8:05AM
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d-loc
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haha classic



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Jun 16 2004 8:41AM
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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
^getting drunk in theatres:
Jackass: wasted, WASTED fuckin so tanked and at the credits i stood up on my seat in front of a huge audience and whipped it out and pissed all over the seat in front of me,,, that movie was hella contagious
and during FUBAR we whipped all our empty forties of OE at the screen and they smashed, constantly i dont know how we didnt get kicked out...good times
Jun 16 2004 8:44PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
good shit

MILK
Jun 16 2004 10:06PM
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NiTeHaWk4787
Posts: 59 - Karma: 6
thats ironic because my friend actually did take a piss down the slide, it was during the afternoon and kids were USING it, haha little shits had it comming

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Jun 16 2004 10:11PM
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B-Har406
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ha ha ha ah ah ah ha a ha nice




skool sux, its summer
Jun 16 2004 10:20PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Wow.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jun 16 2004 10:26PM
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Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
thats why those slides are always fucking sticky
Jun 16 2004 10:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahaha


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
Jun 17 2004 7:43AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Dont do anything i wouldent do!




FARP





'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
Jun 17 2004 9:00AM
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homestead
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i feel sorry for whoever went down the slide and encountered a puddle at the end
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Jun 17 2004 11:18AM
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