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Names you call boarders?

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Sundown5K13R
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Got any offensive names for snowboarders? any good jokes about them?

I'm not cruel person but many snowboarders I know are inexcusably rude.

My friend calls them "gays on trays"

and here's a joke for ya:

Q: What does a snowboarder say the first time he meets a skier?
A: Sorry, dude

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look, I know there are several things wrong this this, but im in a bad mood today :P
Jan 12 2011 8:34AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Hate hate hate hate hate....
Jan 12 2011 8:36AM
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alexg1687
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this thread is kind of offensive..i mean its just a different sport...

but i will say this: the first time i heard the term 'gays on trays' was from a 60 year old from my university ski club's 80th birthday dinner. a massive formal event with 200+ people....ive never heard that much laugher before in my entire life
Jan 12 2011 8:41AM
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Sundown5K13R
Posts: 54 - Karma: 14
yes, I know it is, but I need some ammo cuz some of the snowboarders at my hill really piss me off. I'm not saying they represent ALL snowboarders, but the ones I know are just jerks. Some guy overcame my friend the other day and rode up onto his skis. Not only did he bend his brakes and dislodge part of his binding altogether, but he actually SHOUTED at my friend for being on the mountain. Mind you, my friend is a fantastic skier, and it wasn't his fault.
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Yes, I know its offensive, but I 'm in a mood :P can we do this just once?
Jan 12 2011 8:45AM
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es94
Posts: 291 - Karma: 67
good old fashioned homophobia
Jan 12 2011 8:45AM
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alexg1687
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there was a good south park episode a while ago. the kids got into trouble for calling people gay but they helped the town realised it was nothing to do with being homosexual and the government eventually changed the definition of the word gay to mean 'annoying person who rides a harley davidson motorcycle'
Jan 12 2011 9:07AM
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Blurst
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I just call them goombas. They always are getting in the way.
Jan 12 2011 9:17AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Haters gonna hate.
Jan 12 2011 9:34AM
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loganimlach
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innovators.
Jan 12 2011 9:36AM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73
Pffft...

I call them sunz-ah-bitchez one-plankers
Jan 12 2011 9:38AM
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.frenchy
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Well, I call OP a hater... But that's just me..

fuuuu/ some people snowboard on here lol

Jan 12 2011 9:42AM
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HeyGuy
Posts: 172 - Karma: 313
stupid monkeys faces
Jan 12 2011 9:48AM
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GolfingElephant
Posts: 659 - Karma: 473
it doesnt matter if they snowboard or not. just use a regular insult like cock gobbler
Jan 12 2011 11:28AM
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freeskier92
Posts: 23 - Karma: 51
on the slopes: F*ck snowboarders
in the park they have a different mentality.
Jan 12 2011 11:30AM
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dozerr
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slowboarders
Jan 12 2011 11:32AM
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hank_hill
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i call the snowboarders at my resort by their names
Jan 12 2011 11:33AM
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Username_42069
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most of the ones i know i call my friends.
Jan 12 2011 2:03PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
snowboarders
Jan 12 2011 2:07PM
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sunnyskiing
Posts: 41 - Karma: 15
knuckle draggers
Jan 12 2011 2:09PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,497

yeah.. fuck the hate... but the other day.. a snow boarder was like.. HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT> ANOTHER SKIER WITH OUT POLES>>  CLEAR THE LANE>.... i looked at him casue were were both on the same cat track.. and said..  dude.. go fuck your self....... 

i dont care what you have strapped to your feet... if you are being a shit head. i will let you know it.

but i have no love for the mono skier.

Jan 12 2011 2:15PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
POOHEAD AND BOO BOO FACE.


grow the fuck up.
Jan 12 2011 2:17PM
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.nasty
Posts: 10582 - Karma: 11,182
this is the stupidest expression ever created. period.
Jan 12 2011 2:17PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
why call them names? you should just kill them.
Jan 12 2011 2:45PM
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RAEL
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^^^^^^^ with a block of ice, so it melts
Jan 12 2011 2:49PM
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kyle.m
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silly boarders
Jan 12 2011 3:08PM
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
For every insult I've ever heard thrown at boarders, i've heard one thrown back at skiers... why don't we all grow up
Jan 12 2011 3:10PM
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drumbumocdp
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I call them names like "kyle" or "ryan".
Jan 12 2011 3:18PM
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aquinn
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i used to have a dakine sticker that said slush buckler. I assume it is a snowracial slur
Jan 12 2011 3:43PM
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.jersey
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i used to ski with this one snowboarder names brendan. needless to say i called him brendan
Jan 12 2011 6:00PM
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KillaSeason
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well, the park manager and 95 percent of the park crew ARE boarders at my mtn..... soooooo I respect all boarders.
Jan 12 2011 6:02PM
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trettzilla
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hahahahah fuck you goomba!
Jan 12 2011 6:31PM
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thesheik
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hey, haters gon hate.
Jan 12 2011 6:33PM
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californiagrown
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fuck you you goomba guidette! mono skiers who rip are the raddest of the rad! i mean common who doesnt want to rip like mconkey and plake?

seriously there is no need for the hate on monoskis, they are just radder than you!
Jan 12 2011 7:02PM
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GolfingElephant
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hey you











































































nothing
Jan 12 2011 7:13PM
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iSmokeweed
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atta boy.
Jan 12 2011 7:48PM
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MWwarrior
Posts: 244 - Karma: 53
Snowboarders are like speed bumps, but most people slow down for speed bumps
Jan 12 2011 8:07PM
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D1X
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Snowboarders.
Jan 12 2011 8:08PM
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CaliforniaDouble
Posts: 218 - Karma: 22
I like this.
Jan 12 2011 8:11PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
The Past. And most of friends are snowboarders, and their very very nice
Jan 12 2011 8:28PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
powder plows
snow scrapers
i know these old dudes that just constantly talk shit to boarders, regardless of age, if they are 7 on a ropetow these guys will make fun of them. a lot of my friends are boarders so i dont really dislike them, just when they "powder plow" and take out 5 foot segments of fresh snow
Jan 12 2011 8:52PM
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Ducky.
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This is stupid.
Jan 12 2011 8:53PM
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fuck.your.tits
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Almost everyone i ski with are snowboarders. Somtimes I yell at them "That was dope man!"
Jan 12 2011 9:04PM
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SkiThe603
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QUEERS
Jan 12 2011 9:23PM
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thedawg
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Urchins
Jan 12 2011 9:26PM
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