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Whats red and smells like blue paint?

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Deezy
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Red paint.

some of you may find these jokes amusing http://anti-joke.com/
Jan 11 2011 11:04PM
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soulskier
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it takes a special person to appreciate those jokes
Jan 11 2011 11:08PM
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Mr.Fister
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i lol'd
im special
Jan 11 2011 11:13PM
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soulskier
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what do you call a black man who flies planes?..............a pilo
Jan 11 2011 11:18PM
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soulskier
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t
Jan 11 2011 11:19PM
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wesley.
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i lold repeatedly
Jan 11 2011 11:22PM
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vailsux.com
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Getting raped by a scorpion.
Jan 11 2011 11:23PM
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slaydave
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haha love these
Jan 11 2011 11:24PM
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Deezy
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it has some nasty ones.

What's black, white, and hungry?

The population of Zimbabwe.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo?

Yes, sadly I have.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
Jan 11 2011 11:40PM
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meth_time
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These are sooo fucking funny.
Jan 11 2011 11:43PM
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Zimmerman
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HAHAHAHA THREADS
Jan 11 2011 11:44PM
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[evan]
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They're funny.................because they suck so much.


Jan 11 2011 11:46PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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theres a lot of duck ones.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

but i guess that one was in my copy paste.

Jan 12 2011 12:00AM
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Andi_G
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Lolololololol
Jan 12 2011 12:14AM
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.AR6rider.
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I came in here to answer your joke/riddle, but you already did in the OP.  I declare a fail. And I have a riddle for you, now.  What's black white, and sucks?



The OP!
Jan 12 2011 12:39AM
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Steve-Brown
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hahahahahhahahahahahahha

Whats the difference between Sasqatch and a hard workin black man?

Sasquatch has been spotted

Its ok im black i can do that

Jan 12 2011 12:47AM
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IHeartWeasels
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How do crazy people travel through the woods?
they take the psycopath!

What did the therapist say when a man walked into her office wearing only suran wrap?
Well, I can cleary see your nuts.
Jan 12 2011 12:48AM
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PeterWojnar
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Jan 12 2011 12:50AM
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Bangs.
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lolol
Jan 12 2011 12:53AM
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Deezy
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i have no idea... are you talking about this thread?
Jan 12 2011 12:58AM
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gnarles.
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i hope not
Jan 12 2011 1:02AM
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Steve-Brown
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What do ya get when you eat all the potatoes?

All the potatoes are gone!

knee slapper

Jan 12 2011 1:23PM
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Malcolm
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haha
Jan 12 2011 1:25PM
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deleted5
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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.
Jan 12 2011 1:30PM
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deleted5
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dub post Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.
Jan 12 2011 1:33PM
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ECB
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Here's one I made up

What do you call a poopy shit?




A poopy shit
Jan 12 2011 2:04PM
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Skittle.
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how do you catch a unique rabbit?

unique up on him!



how do you catch a tame rabbit?

the tame way! unique up on him!
Jan 12 2011 2:06PM
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ORDEAL
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Why cant black men draw perfect circles?














































































































































































Because it is impossible for humans to do
Jan 29 2011 4:49PM
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.Apex.
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dont wanna sound like a hero, but i guessed it
Jan 29 2011 4:51PM
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oreopancake.
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Jan 29 2011 5:00PM
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Emma_Watson
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

















They were my friends.
Jan 29 2011 5:27PM
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ORDEAL
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That's hilarious
Jan 29 2011 5:28PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha
Jan 29 2011 5:31PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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you and the person above you missed the point. These are anti jokes...


A guy walks into a bar...

His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family...
Jan 29 2011 5:37PM
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no_steeze
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no, that's not an anti-joke

what's the difference between a sasquatch and a hard working black man?


a sasquatch is a mythical creature and we are unsure of its existence whereas it is common to find a minority working to provide for his family
Jan 29 2011 5:44PM
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Dan.P
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how do you confuse a blonde?



Paint yourself green and through forks at her






Whats brown and sticky?



a stick
Jan 29 2011 5:50PM
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drumbumocdp
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lolololol
Jan 29 2011 6:35PM
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thesheik
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knock knock

who's there?

to

to who?

to whom.
Jan 29 2011 6:53PM
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PJS.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

i lold
Jan 29 2011 6:55PM
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Emma_Watson
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Roses are read.



Violets are blue.



I have a gun.
get in the van.
Jan 29 2011 7:10PM
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digiac
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Tears are currently being shed. Great find
Jan 29 2011 7:17PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Your momma is sooooooooo fat, she should probably be worried about increasing risk in cardiovascular disease
Jan 29 2011 9:25PM
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TMiller
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.
Jan 29 2011 10:30PM
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Dhane
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i died so damn hard. this thread is incredible
Jan 29 2011 10:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Ummm what the fuck? I have no recollection of that post AT ALL. Hooray for drunk posts?
Jan 29 2011 10:40PM
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PeterWojnar
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I LOVE YOU. Grammar is awesome.


Also:



Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit his late wife's grave on the anniversary of her death.



He didn't even have to walk all the way across the street to get there, what a lucky dude!
Jan 29 2011 11:34PM
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.Tom.
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I'm in hysterics right now, this is like my sense of humour down to a T. Amazing, +k to you good sir.
Jan 29 2011 11:48PM
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poluhasuper
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well at least im gonna spend hours and hours being entertained on a website other than pornhub.
Jan 29 2011 11:52PM
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