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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
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yeah I stole this idea. cry about it.
Jan 11 2011 9:16PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
considering how i was just scratching my balls.....YOU JUST GAVE ME A VASECTOMY AND RUINED MY FAVORITE SHEETS ASSHOLE

Jan 11 2011 9:19PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
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Jan 11 2011 9:20PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
i was scratching my nose... u killed me and my other hand destroyed my computer.
Jan 11 2011 9:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
usually its just my keyboard but you happened to catch me scratching my nose. Thanks asshole
Jan 11 2011 9:21PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i just broke my mac. fuck.
there goes all my school work, oh i have exams next week and all my projects are fucked. you could have just ruined my future.
there it goes.
Jan 11 2011 9:21PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
shot the wall and blew my nuts off......fuck you op, FUCK YOU
Jan 11 2011 9:22PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Itchy disease going around newschoolers ?
Jan 11 2011 9:22PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
oh my god.

OH MY GOD IT'S....IT'S EVERYWHERE D:
Jan 11 2011 9:22PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
I was leaning on my right hand, so I probably went deaf from the sound, and I blew the fuck out of my mac.
Jan 11 2011 9:23PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
just shot my ipad, computer, and blew mah head off!!!
Jan 11 2011 9:23PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
right through my eye
Jan 11 2011 9:23PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
shot off my jaw and riddled my lap with bullets
Jan 11 2011 9:25PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i killed you, sorry
Jan 11 2011 9:25PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
Transformers sheets?
Jan 11 2011 9:27PM
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ED.
Posts: 210 - Karma: 8

you got nothin. Cept my mouse

Jan 11 2011 9:28PM
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Mr.Fister
Posts: 526 - Karma: 10
im dead now.
Jan 11 2011 9:29PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
me too.
and now i have no keyboard for my computer
Jan 11 2011 9:29PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
picking at food in the back of my mouth. youre a dick
Jan 11 2011 9:30PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
Spiderman actually, my mom got them for getting good grades on my report card
Jan 11 2011 9:31PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
just shot ma dick off
Jan 11 2011 9:34PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
Straight into my mac keyboard.
Jan 11 2011 9:35PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
shot an airhead out of my hand and blew a whole thru my computer and my dick...thanks asshole
Jan 11 2011 9:36PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
i was pointing at the tv during a press conference of nancy piglosi
Jan 11 2011 9:37PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
my computers fucked..
Jan 11 2011 9:45PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Through my keyboard, at my genitalia. It's just bad news bears all over this place.
Jan 11 2011 9:47PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
my computer took 5 shots, the wall took 4, and one bullet passed through my shoulder.
I miraculously survived.
Jan 11 2011 9:51PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Five bullets in my leg dangerously close to my genitalia two into my keyboard and three into the desk and then more then likely my foot.

I'm Fucked.

Jan 11 2011 9:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
5 bullets in my computer, one in my jaw, one in my arm, and three narrowly missing my arm and computer
Jan 11 2011 9:57PM
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
5 shells in the dome, 4 in the abdomen and one through the couch. so i'd be really fucked, because this is a new couch and my parents would kill me
Jan 11 2011 10:04PM
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GolfingElephant
Posts: 659 - Karma: 473
i dont have arms so haha jokes on you
Jan 11 2011 10:05PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
well in this occasion i belive i just shot off my piny toe and my genitalia. this would be quite unfortunate.
Jan 11 2011 10:05PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
shot my dick, my comp, my couch
Jan 11 2011 10:47PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Put 5 in the laptop, 3 grazed my head/neck, and 1 just shot off my earlobe.

I'm also now deaf in my left ear.


Thanks asshole.
Jan 11 2011 10:49PM
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clark.
Posts: 308 - Karma: 14
Thanks a lot, my laptop screen is blown. Dick.
Jan 11 2011 10:50PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
my testiculars, abdomen, and right thigh and knee are now gone
fuck you
Jan 11 2011 10:51PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I love this kind of humor, 10/10 to you sir
Jan 11 2011 11:32PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
one finger was resting against my calf, so i think i may have gotten grazed, but just barely.

otherwise, im all good.

BUT DONT FUCKING BRING ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT IN HERE. WAY TOO 4CHAN.
Jan 11 2011 11:35PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
One through the mouth.
Buckshot in the heart :(
Macbook go boom
Jan 11 2011 11:37PM
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