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Unfortunate Real Life Names

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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
Karen Crotchfelt (Newspaper Editor) - You know guys in high school had fun with that last name.

Dick Groat (MLB player) - sounds like an STD.

Dick Trickle (race car driver) - sounds like the symptom of an STD.

Dick Tips (Businessman)

and my favorite

Rusty Kuntz (baseball Player)

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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
at one of my friends school there is a kid named harry heyman look him up on fb
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
our campus cop was officer behrbaum, pronounced beerbomb, but everyone thought his last name was beerbong unless you actually read his badge- because when someone says beerbomb quickly that's what you hear.
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Dylan_
Posts: 9828 - Karma: 1,409
my 2 year old cousins name is Phineas pitts, poor kid
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
A teacher at my elementary school was named Jack Hoffman. Also I have a buddys with the last Humphreys and Dyck
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
My doctor's name is harry weinerman
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
ben dover
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
i knew a kid with the same last name except i think it was spelt biehrbaum...pronounced the same way tho
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 169
you are so stupid it hurts
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wizpig
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
my borther went to high school with a kid named Harry Gray Beard... sad sad life hahaha
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
my algebra teachers name was mrs. cummings, and theres a freshman named suhkman bohl. she is indian
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
my teachers name was ike hunt
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
my brother in laws name is Ben Butkus
kinda funny i guess
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
*mike hunt. say it outloud and you will understand
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
no joke theres a kid named Long Wang who goes to my school
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
Scrotie McBoogerballs
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digiac
Posts: 78 - Karma: 15
Ka Pik Chiu

She left on break and I drew her a nice little picture..

Proof:
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
maybe not-so unfortunate,

max wang

kid goes to my school. also african kid who went to my school named

dumi longweys
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