A dude thought it would be a good idea to store his skis with vaseline instead of storage wax. The moron came in with at least a cm of snow stuck to his bases saying he couldn't move. I got stuck having to scrape them and even some belting and a ton of base cleaner had trouble dealing with it.
Today a guy brought skis with almost no sidewall left. Instead of using a sidewall ripper he dremelled the shit out of his skis. It looked terribly weird and creepy. Can't wait to see that retard come in with his edge ripped out the length of the ski. He then axed if we played SSX or whatever.
I'll think of more later. Poast away.