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Would You Rather?

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TheJudge
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Jan 10 2011 3:27PM
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JahJahBinks
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. or
Jan 10 2011 3:29PM
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.frenchy
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numero uno, not a huge fan of bread sticks.
Jan 10 2011 3:30PM
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Mr.Fister
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sex>bread
Jan 10 2011 3:31PM
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BenWhit
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i've they're olive garden breadsticks then i'm defenseless.

if not, i'll take number one.
Jan 10 2011 3:31PM
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iggs
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i'd choose the breadsticks and then i could use my bread money to just pay for someone to have sex with me.
Jan 10 2011 3:33PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37547 - Karma: 121,696
You can make sweet, sensual and passionate one with anyone that you want for 48 hours anytime. I'm gonna side with those breadsticks. Can they be the Cheesy breadsticks from Pizza hut?
Jan 10 2011 3:33PM
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Ski_the_east01
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who the fuck would want a lifetimes supply of breadsticks?

Jan 10 2011 3:34PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
...are you joking?
Jan 10 2011 3:35PM
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Mr.Fister
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you didnt read the OP all they way did you. idiot.
Jan 10 2011 3:35PM
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iggs
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that is true. I'd rather have someone make sweet pationate love to me because they actually like me rather than have someone randomly making pationate love to me. i feel it would be somewhat akward. can you get garlic bread sticks?
Jan 10 2011 3:37PM
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TheJudge
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Garlic and Cheesy are fine
Jan 10 2011 3:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37547 - Karma: 121,696
I'm siding with choice 2 then. Like I said. You can make passionate love to anyone you like whenever. Lifetime breadsticks is a hailey's comet sort of thing.
Jan 10 2011 3:41PM
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hoodratz47
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having sex with a women while she makes breadsticks./..... DUH
Jan 10 2011 3:43PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306

not at all

an endless supply of what homeless people eat to keep themselves from starving to death?

no thanks, i would much rather pound eva mendes, mila kunis, minka kelly, or that hot spanish chick from the show modern family for 48 hours straight until i was out of bodily fluids

i'm sorry your balls havent dropped yet and youre still unsure of the feeling you get in your loins everytime you look at a girl (or maybe guy?)

Jan 10 2011 3:43PM
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ECB
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Breadsticks for sure. Why you might ask? Because I can use the breadsticks for food. AND I can use the breadsticks as dildos, thus resulting in the same pleasure as sex.
Jan 10 2011 3:59PM
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GayWolf420
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Would you eat the breadsticks after utilizing them as a dildo?
Jan 10 2011 4:00PM
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.Annydrew.
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this is true, not completly, you wouldn't have to buy a lot of food as you would have your bread? so save that money, then have sex with the money saved? profit?!??
Jan 10 2011 4:22PM
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.Apex.
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number two, then i can sell the breadsticks eventually making me very rich then number one will arrive on its own.
Jan 10 2011 4:54PM
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SportBoy
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The breadsticks are unlimited, so it's very possible to become tired of them.

The real question should be would you rather fight one seaman or take a load of semen?
Jan 10 2011 4:54PM
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skithesprings
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the 48 hours obviously. you can use it with someone you would never otherwise get with, while i can go get breadsticks any time i want.
Jan 10 2011 5:04PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
hahaha
Jan 10 2011 5:11PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
DOES IT COME WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MARINARA DIPPING SAUCE?
Jan 10 2011 5:12PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
The first. Olive Garden will always be there.
Jan 10 2011 5:12PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
it says you cant sell/give away the breadsticks
Jan 10 2011 5:15PM
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apcaipse
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Not that I was on 4chan last night, but you totally got this from the /mu/ thread that was like 600 posts long.
Anyway, fucking the person. Imagine this, I fuck over once for like 2 hours, make a tape of it, then say I'll sell it unless she gives me a few hundred million. Then for the next 46 hours I continue to fuck all the richest women in the world, and video tape it. Insuring lifetime moneys and I can buy all those fucking breadsticks.

Plus, I could fuck Miranda kerr.
Jan 10 2011 5:20PM
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Brenone
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Option #1 no question

who the fuck needs a lifetime supply of breadsticks? I have a bakery right around the corner from I can go to anytime I want. Id much rather have a Victoria Secret model at my beck and call for 48 hours.

And Olive Garden blows donkey dick. If I want frozen Italian food Ill buy a frozen pizza at the supermarket.
Jan 10 2011 5:24PM
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kardaddy
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1 of course

I rarely want bread sticks but if I do they cost like 50 cents...
Jan 10 2011 5:52PM
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