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You know you'r a noob when..........

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M@.
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You know your a noob when you sit on the sides of the jumps and watch your friends hit it.
You know your a noob when your excuse for not hitting something is "i have to check it out."
You know your a noob when you wear a backpack on your back.
you know your a noob when you find cut-outs on the side of a jump and land on the landing.
you know your a noob when most of your day is spent i the lodge.
you know your a noob when you go off a jump and ride down the back of the jump.
you know your a noob when you wear your headphones on the outside of your helmet.
you know your a noob when the shirt under your jacket is bigger than your jacket.
you know your a noob when your daily outerwear is a sweat shirt with a tall tee.
you know your a noob when you say "bro" in every sentence.
you know your a noob when you keep your phone out on the whole lift to wait for a text.
you know your a noob when your scared to ride the single line.
you know your a noob when you tell someone to hit something and you make them hit it first.
you know your a noob when you say holy shit! every time someone fall.
you know your a noob when you go to the shop to buy stickers.
Jan 9 2011 8:15PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
What are you trying to get at with this?
Jan 9 2011 8:16PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
You know your a noon when you can't spell you're at all
Jan 9 2011 8:18PM
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scootz
Posts: 93 - Karma: 11
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Jan 9 2011 8:18PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
you know youre a noob when youre name is joey sczerko
Jan 9 2011 8:18PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
You're. Fuck yes I'm not a noob.
Jan 9 2011 8:19PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 718
You know you're a noob when you try to troll hard...And fail hard.
Jan 9 2011 8:19PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
thats what im trying to figure out
Jan 9 2011 8:19PM
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myanklezrbroken
Posts: 765 - Karma: 20
you are a noob when you make a thread of this greatness
Jan 9 2011 8:20PM
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M@.
Posts: 61 - Karma: 23
its suppose it be noob
Jan 9 2011 8:22PM
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.frenchy
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gapers
Jan 9 2011 8:23PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Ok, good talk.
Jan 9 2011 8:30PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
you know youre a noob when you have 6 posts and try to make a funny thread...and dont succeed in the least.
Jan 9 2011 8:30PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






Stupid iPod. I think im going to go hide and die
Jan 9 2011 8:33PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
You know you're a noob when you have no clue what a solid 7 is
You know you're a noob when you like it in the but like every other snowboarder
 
Jan 9 2011 8:33PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
ahahaha good old zoey jerko.

but in all reality, pointless thread, get a life n00b
Jan 9 2011 8:34PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
ignant is in your name for a reason
Jan 9 2011 8:44PM
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
why are these half gaperish and half classic newschoolers? this list is lacking a coherent theme.
Jan 9 2011 8:49PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
tehe
Jan 9 2011 8:49PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
just gonna retaliate a few here because i'm bored.
1. i occasionally stay at the side of a feature to film my friends hitting it. am i a noob?
2. i always check out a feature before i hit it. does that make me a noob?
3. when you wear a backpack? really? in the backcountry it is essential to have a backpack. am i a noob if i am smart about skiing backcountry?
4/5/6/7. ok you are right about those
8. people wear tall tees. does that make them a noob? im pretty sure people like twall, b-dog, and heinrik do that too
9. if its a spring park sesh, i always wear just a sweatshirt and a tall tee, because anything else gets too hot. does that make me a noob?
10. some people say bro. it is a regional slang term. are you implying that all people that say bro are noobs?
11. the phone doesn't make them a noob. maybe they are expecting an important text or are trying to meet up with other friends on the mountain.
12. people that have social anxiety can be scared to ride the single line for fear of meeting new people and being in social situations. even if they slay the park, are they noobs?
13. depending on the feature, i may make friends that have hit it in the past hit it before me so i can judge speed, pop, what to do, and how hard it actually is. am i a noob?
14. some people get wrecked when they fall. saying holy shit and laughing is fine.
15. people like stickers on their helmets and gear. what's wrong with that? people buy newschoolers stickers, so everybody that has ever purchased a sticker pack or tried to rep their favorite company is a noob?

nice try
here is one
you know you're a noob when you don't know the difference between your and you're
Jan 9 2011 8:51PM
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iThinkiSki
Posts: 106 - Karma: 16
Kinda sounds like mah friend Pierce Martin. Huh?
Jan 9 2011 8:56PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
wait what?
Jan 9 2011 8:57PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
ill have to agree with that one. unless its your last run and your skiing to your car, or you ski super gnarly backcountry, you shouldnt be skiing with a backpack.
Jan 9 2011 9:06PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
?
Jan 9 2011 9:06PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Your fucking username says newb you twat.
Jan 9 2011 9:08PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/592146/
Jan 9 2011 9:09PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
HA
Jan 9 2011 9:10PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
oh i never clued in that he was talking about skiing haha i was thinking just in general
Jan 9 2011 9:11PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Bro, I'm a noob bro...
Jan 9 2011 9:16PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
this is a boat load of fail
Jan 9 2011 9:17PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
you know youre a noob when NS tells you you are a "Newb"

post count joke, relevent to OP
Jan 9 2011 9:20PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591

this could possibly be the most retarted thread since "my friends are dicks"

no... not quite.

Jan 9 2011 9:20PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
Who are you, troll?
Jan 9 2011 9:20PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
it's
Jan 9 2011 9:20PM
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kardaddy
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
I don't see why this thread is so bad...
Jan 9 2011 9:22PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
it's*
Jan 9 2011 9:22PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
you are a noob troll
Jan 9 2011 9:32PM
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.cam.
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 48
Camera backpack? I don't know about you but if I am skiing I don't want to break $2,000 dollars worth of shit by just carrying it.
Jan 9 2011 9:35PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
I would say you are more of a noob when you wear a backpack not on your back...
Jan 9 2011 9:37PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

i stand on knuckle too film = noob,

ya i don't really see it, can you go into more detail maybe

Jan 9 2011 9:38PM
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Gnarshred
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Jan 9 2011 9:38PM
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Jamerson
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Jan 9 2011 9:43PM
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SKIU4EA
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Jan 9 2011 9:50PM
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aquinn
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derp
Jan 9 2011 9:51PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16

^haha aaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Jan 9 2011 9:51PM
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MothaHucker
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yeah or hydration or avalung or shovel, or airbag. this thread is fucking retarded
Jan 9 2011 9:51PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
lol wut
Jan 9 2011 9:53PM
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soulskier
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you know you're a noob.
Jan 9 2011 11:34PM
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Steezy.Taught.Me
Posts: 104 - Karma: 5
to go into the back country you need a backpack on your back. definitely not a noob for that reason
Jan 9 2011 11:38PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
terrible
Jan 10 2011 12:53AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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k
Jan 10 2011 12:57AM
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